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Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

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sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

This has to get goldmined right

Pops Mgee
Aug 20, 2009

People all over the world,
Join Hands,
Start the Love Train!
Where's the Star Wars epsode 3 edit with Manas as Obiwan? I'd do it myself but I'm at work.

AradoBalanga
Jan 3, 2013

Well, this is one way to close out a month.

Unless someone does something extremely stupid over the holiday weekend, that is.

Febreeze
Oct 24, 2011

I want to care, butt I dont

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
The steak was overcooked.

Blarfk
Dec 26, 2003

AradoBalanga posted:

Well, this is one way to close out a month.

Unless someone does something extremely stupid over the holiday weekend, that is.

[the picture of JPP with only three fingers but the missing one has been replaced by the steak]

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

:holymoley:

Kirios
Jan 26, 2010





Hahahaha, perfect.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Jesus christ! :boom:

Pops Mgee posted:

Where's the Star Wars epsode 3 edit with Manas as Obiwan? I'd do it myself but I'm at work.

Yes please!

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

(Medium) well done.

Big Bob Pataki
Jan 23, 2009

The Bob that Refreshes
You are all beautiful and I love you.

TSBX
Apr 24, 2010

Metapod posted:

It looks like a demon bird

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
Getting on this before we officially run it into the ground:

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


Steak?

Steak?

STEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves
Someone better at photoshop than me please do a "What if Michael Vick were made out of a burnt steak?" tia


Wait why are people in Wyoming googling "What is Wyoming?"

e: Just noticed Arkansas lmao

Wonder what kind of cherrypicking they have to do to get this stuff

Intruder fucked around with this message at 01:11 on May 28, 2016

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Note to self don't eat or drink anything in South Dakota

Top Hats Monthly
Jun 22, 2011


People are people so why should it be, that you and I should get along so awfully blink blink recall STOP IT YOU POSH LITTLE SHIT
But IS Bernie Sanders Vegan?

What the hell California?

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Top Hats Monthly posted:

But IS Bernie Sanders Vegan?

What the hell California?

Its an important question imo

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Metapod posted:

You deserve to win the lottery with all the poo poo you get

If there was a side effect I got it :V

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
It's a shrimp with a pissed off rooster head. That's what the steak looks like.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
"In his book, Last Steak in Hiroshima, Bobby Flay combed through thousands of eyewitness statements. Among the horrors of over-broiling and the initial firestorm, he uncovered one ‘entrée’ unique to Manas' grill: the ‘ant-walking alligators’.

They had once been human. When the grill was lit, they’d had the misfortune to survive. Faces turned to the propane burner, the skin had been seared from their skulls; leaving only a black, leathery substance without eyes or features. All that remained was a red hole where two pieces had melted together. They staggered about the backyard, avoided by other diners – but the real horror was the sound they made. According to Flay:

“The alligator people did not scream. Their mouths could not form the sounds. The noise they made was worse than screaming. They sizzled and popped — like mosquitos on a bug zapper. One man, staggering on charred stumps of legs, was carrying a dead baby upside down.”

None of them survived for long. In most modern accounts of the grilling they’re noticeably absent. But the alligator people are a reminder of the human cost of Prometheus' gift to mankind – one we should never allow ourselves to forget."

*this spot reserved for a steak+Hiroshima victim, when I'm home from work and not phone-posting*


This one isn't getting the love it deserves.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Big Bob Pataki posted:

Is this what happiness feels like.

MrSargent
Dec 23, 2003

Sometimes, there's a man, well, he's the man for his time and place. He fits right in there. And that's Jimmy T.
I don't know what we did to deserve this magic, but from the bottom of my heart thank you.

MrSargent fucked around with this message at 01:53 on May 28, 2016

the good fax machine
Feb 26, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo

Go Hellcocks

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.






TSBX
Apr 24, 2010
Mel you know good and well if the hole isn't see through, it doesn't count.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

NO STEAK BUT WHAT WE MAKE

CubanMissile
Apr 22, 2003

Of Hulks and Spider-Men
poo poo like this is the reason I'm still on these forums. God, I love that avatar.

In other news, :coolfish: :420:
https://twitter.com/sbnation/status/736331408445214720

v2vian man
Sep 1, 2007

Only question I
ever thought was hard
was do I like Kirk
or do I like Picard?
Pro tier av right there

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




God damnit I was gonna make this a gif when I got home. Oh well. Well done. :golfclap:

Sour Diesel
Jan 30, 2010

i just got home and i missed a lot of good posts

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
Been lurking a lot more than posting lately, but thanks for reminding me why I love you, TFF. :3:

Eifert Posting
Apr 1, 2007

Most of the time he catches it every time.
Grimey Drawer
My first gold thread. I love you Sam Bradford LMAO.

In literal tears.

FUCKFACE MORON
Apr 23, 2010

by sebmojo
lmao

Aaaaaaarrrrrggggg
Oct 4, 2004

ha, ha, ha, og me ekam
This thread is beautiful.

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Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

Hell, I'd eat the steak

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