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Celluloid Sam posted:um it's snuffleupagus that's a grouch stupid oopsie
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# ? May 26, 2016 21:43 |
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Thank you for the synopsis. I have to go see it this weekend with the ol ball and chain so I'm glad to have read this so that I can pre-emptively adjust my disappointment levels accordingly.
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# ? May 26, 2016 21:44 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Does Apocalypse look stupid? does he look like a bitch?
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# ? May 26, 2016 21:45 |
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Bryan Singer is a hack. Hopefully this keeps him away from more superhero movies. Hasn't made a good movie since Valkyrie.
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# ? May 26, 2016 21:49 |
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I had no interest after the first trailer was mostly disjointed shallow action scenes and Apocalypse's very strange costume. Besides, Days of Future Past was already disappointing and a poorly paced mess after First Class was surprisingly good, so I expected very little from this bad movie. First Class is literally the only good X-Men movie. The franchise is mediocre at best and barely watchable most of the time beyond that one gem.
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# ? May 26, 2016 21:53 |
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It's always one step forward two steps back for XMen, I don't know why they can't get their poo poo together. I really liked Days of Future Past.
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# ? May 26, 2016 21:53 |
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wacky tacky kathy posted:I OFTEN TIMES FIND MYSELF MASTURBATING AND LAUGHINGHYSTIERCALLY WHILE SHOUTING GET OUT OF MY HEAD CHARLES
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# ? May 26, 2016 22:33 |
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Egbert Souse posted:Bryan Singer is a hack. Hopefully this keeps him away from more superhero movies. Hasn't made a good movie since Valkyrie. certainly won't keep him away from molesting children
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# ? May 27, 2016 22:55 |
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Thanks OP, your review is probably why Deadpool want's nothing to do with them...
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# ? May 28, 2016 02:37 |
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Bryan singer raped a lot of kids
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# ? May 28, 2016 03:51 |
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# ? May 28, 2016 04:06 |
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Uncle Wemus posted:Bryan singer raped a lot of kids
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# ? May 28, 2016 04:19 |
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Johnny Walker posted:Does Apocalypse look stupid? does a bear poo poo in the woods on a bald head while i masturbate furiously?
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# ? May 28, 2016 04:58 |
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Serious Frolicking posted:does a bear poo poo in the woods on a bald head while i masturbate furiously? Sounds like any given Friday night at Bryan Singer's house.
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# ? May 28, 2016 05:49 |
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this movie is loving fail aids do not see it. the acting is the worst part, especially sansa and magneto
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# ? May 28, 2016 05:59 |
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Naerasa posted:Sounds like any given Friday night at Bryan Singer's house. singer only likes twinks, not bears
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# ? May 28, 2016 06:11 |
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There's so many pop culture references in Deadpool that in ten years I'd be surprised if it holds up. Not really complaining, just enjoy it while it lasts.
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# ? May 28, 2016 06:14 |
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I was crying at the end when all the powers it was so awesome. Loved it.
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# ? May 28, 2016 08:53 |
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Shinjobi posted:Howdy folks, Shinjobi here yet again with funtastic superhero movie thoughts. Just got done previewing X-Men Apocalypse, and all of the reviews you've already read were absolutely right: this movie is lazy as fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck. is his daughter a magnet???
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# ? May 28, 2016 08:56 |
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Jerry Mumphrey posted:is his daughter a magnet??? his daughter can talk to animals and gets average birds to attack the police that are taking her daddy away this savage bird attack where they fly around and don't touch a single policeman is scary enough to cause the accidental bow & arrow death.
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# ? May 28, 2016 09:12 |
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Shinjobi posted:OOPS policeman accidentally let go of his fully drawn bow in fright, and WHAT ARE THE CHANCES Magneto's brand new wife and daughter are killed with the same accidental arrow. lmao
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# ? May 28, 2016 09:20 |
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The movie is a crime for ruining the beauty of Oscar Isaac
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# ? May 28, 2016 12:33 |
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Yes it's a bad movie since characters like the 4 horsemen get zero development and it's the classic cliche supervillian tries to destroy the world plot.
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# ? May 28, 2016 13:38 |
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etalian posted:Yes it's a bad movie since characters like the 4 horsemen get zero development and it's the classic cliche supervillian tries to destroy the world plot. that's just the diversion, making charles bald was his plan all along
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# ? May 28, 2016 13:54 |
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movie should be docked for not having a wolverine rear end scene like Days of Future Past.
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# ? May 28, 2016 13:57 |
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Shinjobi posted:
Sounds pretty realistic so far tbh
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# ? May 28, 2016 14:03 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Sounds pretty realistic so far tbh Nah, Magento's kid is white. Actually though, I think the birds were black, so hmm
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# ? May 28, 2016 14:21 |
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Celluloid Sam posted:i will get high and watch loving anything and go man that was cool except dances with wolves which ive never been able to stay awake through its avatar with worse vfx
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# ? May 28, 2016 15:17 |
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blue jennifer lawrence boobs
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# ? May 28, 2016 15:17 |
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Robo Reagan posted:its avatar with worse vfx whenever I get to the part where he starts building his camp or whatever I just immediately fall asleep
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# ? May 28, 2016 15:27 |
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If you were disappointed by this movie then you have weird priorities.
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# ? May 28, 2016 15:28 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o6HXmYi6Jw8
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# ? May 28, 2016 15:32 |
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etalian posted:movie should be docked for not having a wolverine rear end scene like Days of Future Past. Less gay poo poo is always better.
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# ? May 28, 2016 15:47 |
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notZaar posted:Less gay poo poo is always better. get the gently caress out
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# ? May 28, 2016 15:55 |
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It was about what I expected. And I didn't expect much besides quick silver and a few good fights. The Star Wars scene was nice.
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# ? May 28, 2016 15:57 |
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quicksliver died in ultron
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# ? May 28, 2016 15:58 |
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Robo Reagan posted:get the gently caress out Lol you actually like man rear end you homo.
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# ? May 28, 2016 16:01 |
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counterfeitsaint posted:Nah, Magento's kid is white. no i'm pretty sure magneto is jewish
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# ? May 28, 2016 16:04 |
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It was bad. sansa is the worst actor , you can see the dead in her eyes. Thanks for ruining jean bitch
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# ? May 28, 2016 16:15 |
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Robo Reagan posted:get the gently caress out
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