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CaligulaKangaroo
Jul 26, 2012

MAY YOUR HALLOWEEN BE AS STUPID AS MY LIFE IS

Benne posted:

Yeah, this was something else. Here was just a few of the details.

-- Vince was really high on "Dr. Death" Steve Williams because he had a rep as a major tough guy, and thought he would easily win the tournament. The apparent plan was that they'd use Williams' win to launch him into a title feud with Steve Austin.

-- In the semifinals, Williams got knocked out by Bart Gunn, a totally forgettable midcarder. Bart went on to win the tournament and Williams did nothing else of note in the WWF.

-- Nearly everyone in the tourney got hurt for real and had to miss significant TV time. It also led to bad blood in the locker room because, you know, wrestling isn't supposed to be real and a lot of dudes were bitter at being shown up.

-- After winning the tournament, Bart Gunn got booked in another Brawl For All match at the next WrestleMania ... against legit boxer Butterbean, who KOed him in 35 seconds. There's a theory that Vince did this to punish Bart for ruining Williams' push, a theory that's supported by Bart getting fired from the company shortly afterwards.


So yeah, total clusterfuck all around.

Vince Russo claims the whole thing was a giant rib on JBL now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsNPLZ51nzY

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Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Bennet's new Anime Abandon episode is extremely Fooly-Cooly :allears:.

It's a good episode. He doesn't lean into dumb gags too much (the bits with Gabe are genuinely funny) or shouting.

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

CaligulaKangaroo posted:

Vince Russo claims the whole thing was a giant rib on JBL now.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RsNPLZ51nzY

Never listen to Vince Russo. He has no idea what he's talking about.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Vince Russo has 2 modes: lying through his teeth and agreeing with whatever you're saying so he can deflect criticism away from himself

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Mokinokaro posted:

It's a good episode. He doesn't lean into dumb gags too much (the bits with Gabe are genuinely funny) or shouting.

And his next episode he's talking about Appleseed. Now, isn't Appleseed another Masamune show, set in the same universe as Ghost in the Shell? I don't know much about it other than it seems a lot of people consider it overrated.

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Arcsquad12 posted:

And his next episode he's talking about Appleseed. Now, isn't Appleseed another Masamune show, set in the same universe as Ghost in the Shell? I don't know much about it other than it seems a lot of people consider it overrated.

I don't know about the overt GitS connection, but I know they deal with similar subject matter. Though every review I've seen for Appleseed, Appleseed XIII, and Appleseed Ex Machina says they range from innocuously bad to god awful depending on the reviewer.

I know it's also from the same production team that did Vexille, and while Vexille was a visually impressive movie at the time, it's also almost insultingly terrible on every other level.

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

nine-gear crow posted:

I don't know about the overt GitS connection, but I know they deal with similar subject matter. Though every review I've seen for Appleseed, Appleseed XIII, and Appleseed Ex Machina says they range from innocuously bad to god awful depending on the reviewer.

I know it's also from the same production team that did Vexille, and while Vexille was a visually impressive movie at the time, it's also almost insultingly terrible on every other level.

GitS and Appleseed aren't set in the same world. GiTS is roughly 20-30 years from now, Appleseed is a post-apocalyptic setting about the last (or one of a few) intact and thriving cities rebuilding after a global war. One of their standing jobs is actually tracking down stray soldiers still fighting eachother out the ruins worldwide to tell them the war is over.

The CGI movies (Appleseed and Ex Machina) are fun, and VERY pretty, action films. Though definitely not as smart as they sometimes think they are. The series (Appleseed XIII) apparently not so much. What Bennet is reviewing next is the late 80's OVA, which is not all that long and merely average.

Vexille is most definitely pants-on-head stupid, but goddamn if the action scenes weren't pretty :allears:. All three of them.

fatherboxx
Mar 25, 2013

Neddy Seagoon posted:

GitS and Appleseed aren't set in the same world. GiTS is roughly 20-30 years from now, Appleseed is a post-apocalyptic setting about the last (or one of a few) intact and thriving cities rebuilding after a global war. One of their standing jobs is actually tracking down stray soldiers still fighting eachother out the ruins worldwide to tell them the war is over.

drat, Shirow had such a great eye for sci-fi concepts and action and for the last 20 years all that he has been doing was glossy porn.

CaligulaKangaroo
Jul 26, 2012

MAY YOUR HALLOWEEN BE AS STUPID AS MY LIFE IS

Alaois posted:

Vince Russo has 2 modes: lying through his teeth and agreeing with whatever you're saying so he can deflect criticism away from himself

Well... three if you count complaining about there being too much wrestling in a wrestling show.

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015

Neddy Seagoon posted:


Vexille is most definitely pants-on-head stupid, but goddamn if the action scenes weren't pretty :allears:. All three of them.

Having watched Vexille on Netflix a month ago, I gotta disagree, aside from the prologue all the other action scenes were dumb and over edited. The middle fight makes it look like the good guys stumble from one ambush into another, and then another for good luck. And the third one was just a dull series of predictable escalations and an obvious conclusion.

It's also pretty racist, but in that weird you think they're trying to say something about racism but mess it up due to incompetence.

Seemlar
Jun 18, 2002

Neddy Seagoon posted:

The CGI movies (Appleseed and Ex Machina) are fun, and VERY pretty, action films. Though definitely not as smart as they sometimes think they are. The series (Appleseed XIII) apparently not so much.

Appleseed XIII is impressively bad. Imagine someone saw the CG movies and decided they wanted to make a tv series just like them. With 1/50th the budget and a bunch of Playstation 2's to render the CG.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

fatherboxx posted:

drat, Shirow had such a great eye for sci-fi concepts and action and for the last 20 years all that he has been doing was glossy porn.

Actually it's greasy porn. :goonsay:

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

This week, Jim Stearling talks about Overwatch Porn. http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-jimquisition-overwatch-porn/

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono

fatherboxx posted:

drat, Shirow had such a great eye for sci-fi concepts and action and for the last 20 years all that he has been doing was glossy porn.

Can't fault a man for doing what he loves.

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
The Appleseed manga is the good one, the various animes are all pretty bad

Max Wilco
Jan 23, 2012

I'm just trying to go through life without looking stupid.

It's not working out too well...
I like Appleseed (or at least the little of it that I've had time to read). None of the CGI films ever really captured my interest, but I haven't seen anything from the '80s anime, so I'll have to watch Bennett's review once it's out.

Mr. Fowl posted:

Can't fault a man for doing what he loves.

True, but one of the critiques with his later work is that he started coloring his work digitally, and it doesn't really look that great; it lacks texture, and isn't really suited to his style of drawing.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Guru Larry reviews 5 Business Mistakes in Gaming (well, actually mistakes with games): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mc_Ix5y6dUA

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
I pulled my back out yesterday so I've been holed up on the couch all day watching an all-day marathon of Baywatch and it's exactly as amazing in person as it is on Baywatching.
Right now I'm watching an episode where one of the lifeguards is filming a Jaws ripoff and is trying to cut costs by using a real wild shark. :allears:

The marathon itself is great too because the channel running it (COZI TV) seems to know how ridiculous the show is and in between episodes has skits where actual lifeguards act out some scenes from Baywatch.

E: BAYWATCH JUST BLEW UP A SHARK WITH A GAS CAN AND A FLARE GUN I AM DONE.

E2: The problem with watching Baywatch is that it makes me really excited to see the eventual Baywatchings on these episodes. One of the rookies just saved two nudists from falling down a cliff. One of the other lifeguards: "Good job. I bet no one else has saved more people today!"
Immediate cut to Mitch, who just stopped a terrorist from releasing super cholera into the city's water supply.

dijon du jour fucked around with this message at 01:01 on May 31, 2016

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

I watched an episode of Hoff the Record and it was fairly amusing. News for Miss Wallace: the Hoff is appearing in pantomime in Cardiff, Wales this winter. For the benefit of non-Brits: pantomime is a way of B/C/D-list celebrities and local figures boosting their income over the winter. It pays fairly well, fills the theatres and provides some fan service by incorporating in-jokes about the celebrities into the plays.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
Did the Hoff ever play a murderer of the week in Columbo?

Happy Landfill
Feb 26, 2011

I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

BigRed0427 posted:

This week, Jim Stearling talks about Overwatch Porn. http://www.thejimquisition.com/the-jimquisition-overwatch-porn/

Pounding it.

Edit to add: Lindsay Ellis did a short video this week on the various """deaths""" throughout the X-Men's run. Death means nothing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eegVnInQtfo

Happy Landfill fucked around with this message at 03:42 on May 31, 2016

Miss Wallace
Feb 24, 2013

The nights will never be the same. ARARARAR!

dijon du jour posted:

I pulled my back out yesterday so I've been holed up on the couch all day watching an all-day marathon of Baywatch and it's exactly as amazing in person as it is on Baywatching.
Right now I'm watching an episode where one of the lifeguards is filming a Jaws ripoff and is trying to cut costs by using a real wild shark. :allears:

Ah, the director is Australian But Incompetent Logan, who can't decide if he's good or evil! I think maybe they went with evil in the end. He dated Caroline, Stephanie's sister, who is introduced the season I'm on currently. Good stuff! Baywatch is a treasure.


Josef K. Sourdust posted:

I watched an episode of Hoff the Record and it was fairly amusing. News for Miss Wallace: the Hoff is appearing in pantomime in Cardiff, Wales this winter. For the benefit of non-Brits: pantomime is a way of B/C/D-list celebrities and local figures boosting their income over the winter. It pays fairly well, fills the theatres and provides some fan service by incorporating in-jokes about the celebrities into the plays.

Sounds cool! Wish it was closer to my upcoming trip to the UK.

Josef K. Sourdust
Jul 16, 2014

"To be quite frank, Platinum sucks at making games. Vanquish was terrible and Metal Gear Rising: Revengance was so boring it put me to sleep."

Miss Wallace posted:

Sounds cool! Wish it was closer to my upcoming trip to the UK.

Hope you enjoy your visit. :) Something video related or just pleasure?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

For the benefit of non-Brits: pantomime is a way of B/C/D-list celebrities and local figures boosting their income over the winter.

Oh no it isn't!

Miss Wallace
Feb 24, 2013

The nights will never be the same. ARARARAR!

Josef K. Sourdust posted:

Hope you enjoy your visit. :) Something video related or just pleasure?

Just visiting friends and taking a trip I've always wanted to. Might film something but it's mostly for fun. :)

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.
Ralph Sepe talks about what he considers is the worst show on television - Mystery Diners

I wouldn't mind an internet series revolving around how fake and low quality most reality shows are.

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.
Also if you're interested in seeing the inside of Miss Wallace's house here's her Random Stuff Tour: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DuAlBuU0WE

We all await a 20 part series on Quantum Leap, or a 97 part series if you're going to go the Baywatching route and make Quantum Leap-ing.

I'd be too afraid of someone planning out a blueprint of my house and stalking me to ever do something like this.

edit: If I ever had my druthers I'd decorate my house like the Addam's Family/Munsters mansions.

MrSlam fucked around with this message at 23:05 on May 31, 2016

I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

The books are super crazy, and also the comics. I can't wait.

Miss Wallace
Feb 24, 2013

The nights will never be the same. ARARARAR!

MrSlam posted:

We all await a 20 part series on Quantum Leap, or a 97 part series if you're going to go the Baywatching route and make Quantum Leap-ing.

I'd probably do the individual episodes, when I have time. ;)


Jack Gladney posted:

The books are super crazy, and also the comics. I can't wait.

I'm currently rendering a video about the top 10 wildest moments in the Quantum Leap novels!

Lotus Aura
Aug 16, 2009

KNEEL BEFORE THE WICKED KING!
Seems to have fallen through the cracks here, but Todd's got a new OHW up and it's I Believe In A Thing Called Love so it's a relatively recent one.

I Am Fowl
Mar 8, 2008

nononononono
I am totally with Todd--I love the Darkness.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
A new H Bomb has been dropped on an unsuspecting public.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAmM872874A

I'd never heard of virtue signalling before.

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008

MonsieurChoc posted:

A new H Bomb has been dropped on an unsuspecting public.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAmM872874A

I'd never heard of virtue signalling before.

Miss Wallace
Feb 24, 2013

The nights will never be the same. ARARARAR!

MonsieurChoc posted:

A new H Bomb has been dropped on an unsuspecting public.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAmM872874A

I'd never heard of virtue signalling before.

I love all of these videos so much.

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.
hbomberguy is the bomb.

:haw:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

MonsieurChoc posted:

hbomberguy is the bomb.

:haw:

I get it!

I really don't though, context?

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

MariusLecter posted:

I get it!

I really don't though, context?

It's a bad pun, that's all. Saying someone is "the bomb" is an old way of saying "cool", and hbomberguy has bomb in his name.

Hence :haw:

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

MonsieurChoc posted:

It's a bad pun, that's all. Saying someone is "the bomb" is an old way of saying "cool", and hbomberguy has bomb in his name.

Hence :haw:

Can you put this in layman's terms?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Ok. TIme to dump videos.

Brows Held High looks at Star Wars Shakespeare and how Iambic Pentameter works. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yR8vopHwKzY

Cinema Snob looks at a TMNT porno: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LdylL5Vf7QQ

Night Mind shares another horror series on Youtube, Aspicio Omniam: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DR7qJiLbqGU

Linkara Hits his 400th Episode: Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band: http://atopthefourthwall.com/400th-episode/

And Linkara Starts the Summer Long Box Of The Dammed: http://atopthefourthwall.com/the-twilight-zone-four-color-comics-1173/

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Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe
It's disturbing that a bad porno has better looking ninja turtles than the Bay films.

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