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this kid is one unfortunate push of a diaper bag away from getting to know the business end of an industrial rubber band, which sounds pretty whatever to a normal person, but as soon as Baby's First Lifehacked Sandjail takes a turn for the triangular you're going to have one pissy and sandy baby on your hands. Alternative solution: bring a large, cheap sheet and/or tablecloth, and parent your loving newborn
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LifeHack: Throw your baby in the ocean let the fishes raise it.
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May 30, 2016 04:21
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Shuffle posted:LifeHack: Throw your baby in the ocean let the fishes raise it. I did that 10 years ago, still waiting for a goddamn letter from that lousy little rear end in a top hat.
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May 30, 2016 04:43
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Use this one weird trick and make a certain inn's housekeepers hate its social media employee!
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May 30, 2016 04:55
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Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:best of all, when you're done, you just grab the corners of the sheet and put all that junk over your shoulder! Just dispose of the baby unless you need a reason to perform a gardening project.
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May 30, 2016 07:22
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TheBigAristotle posted:That bindle would need a hefty stick. That's what the beach umbrella's for.
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May 30, 2016 08:35
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thecluckmeme posted:industrial rubber band It's just a fitted bed sheet
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May 30, 2016 08:37
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thecluckmeme posted:industrial rubber band They play all the trade shows
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May 30, 2016 09:17
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thecluckmeme posted:this kid is one unfortunate push of a diaper bag away from getting to know the business end of an industrial rubber band, which sounds pretty whatever to a normal person, but as soon as Baby's First Lifehacked Sandjail takes a turn for the triangular you're going to have one pissy and sandy baby on your hands. You're a poet 
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May 30, 2016 10:42
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left_unattended posted:You're a poet It #lifehacked .....My heart.
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May 30, 2016 13:26
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgjfJbCVL4Q
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May 30, 2016 15:02
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How to make jello dildos.
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May 30, 2016 15:24
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Worth it to have a video of someone coyly pushing around a floppy dong-like light saber.
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May 30, 2016 15:37
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left_unattended posted:You're a poet "turn for the triangular" is great
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May 30, 2016 15:41
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thecluckmeme posted:this kid is one unfortunate push of a diaper bag away from getting to know the business end of an industrial rubber band, which sounds pretty whatever to a normal person, but as soon as Baby's First Lifehacked Sandjail takes a turn for the triangular you're going to have one pissy and sandy baby on your hands. Seriously. This is wonderful.
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May 31, 2016 06:32
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Subjunctive posted:"turn for the triangular" is great It gets me every time.
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May 31, 2016 09:17
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 Some things are meant to stay a sitcom joke.
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May 31, 2016 09:51
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Sneaking booze in is an art. Does the 70s booze cruise on the lake have giant pail drinks to share with your friends but want to up the vodka content? Tape a ziplock bag to your big middle aged man chest, then later discretely dump it into the giant pail drink while your fiance and daughter provide cover. Have a daughter or sister with large breasts? Have her tuck a small bottle of vodka in her cleavage! I've learned so much from my dad and my brother when it comes to hiding vodka on your person.
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May 31, 2016 10:28
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Palpek posted:
pouring it into a red solo cup kind of spoils the illusion
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May 31, 2016 10:36
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kith_groupie posted:Sneaking booze in is an art. Does the 70s booze cruise on the lake have giant pail drinks to share with your friends but want to up the vodka content? Tape a ziplock bag to your big middle aged man chest, then later discretely dump it into the giant pail drink while your fiance and daughter provide cover. Have a daughter or sister with large breasts? Have her tuck a small bottle of vodka in her cleavage! Ruisrock hack: booze is smuggled in the stomach 
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May 31, 2016 11:37
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Booze hack! Get yourself autobrewery syndrome and go to town on the bread baskets
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May 31, 2016 12:08
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May 31, 2016 12:13
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An ice cube try seems like an awfully inconvenient vessel to transport wine in 
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May 31, 2016 12:15
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Nothing will ever stop me from drinking booze in public!
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May 31, 2016 12:20
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It's flawless! Here's a handy solution for cooling a single beer if you for some reason don't have a fridge: 
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May 31, 2016 12:24
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Of course it's Karhu.
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May 31, 2016 12:31
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Freezing leftover wine as ice cubes you can use for cooking is a fairly common and useful thing people have been doing for decades.
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May 31, 2016 12:55
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DekeThornton posted:leftover wine Holy loly.
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May 31, 2016 13:02
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DekeThornton posted:leftover wine WTF is that?
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May 31, 2016 13:41
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Golden Goat posted:Nothing will ever stop me from drinking booze in public! Make a hole in the top of the bread so you can just drink right out of it. Who's going to give you poo poo about drinking your breadstick? Nobody, that's who. 
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May 31, 2016 14:16
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Excause me, I'm carrying like 5 liters of vodka in various compartments made out of everyday items hidden in body cavities to save some money at a beach party. I'm not pouring half a bottle of wine into a gigantic ice tray unless it's the first step to somehow fusing the wine with Vicks VapoRub that I'll plaster my back with in order to absorb it through my skin at a concert.
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May 31, 2016 14:34
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Palpek posted:Excause me, I'm carrying like 5 liters of vodka in various compartments made out of everyday items hidden in body cavities to save some money at a beach party. I'm not pouring half a bottle of wine into a gigantic ice tray unless it's the first step to somehow fusing the wine with Vicks VapoRub that I'll plaster my back with in order to absorb it through my skin at a concert. This sounds like a great way to contract fatal alcohol poisoning.
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May 31, 2016 14:39
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Here's a life hack to make the most of your leftover wine that should never really be leftover: Soak bread in it till it's absorbed it and go eat your soggy wine bread in the park while giving the po po the middle finger cause gently caress your no public drinking rules pigs!
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May 31, 2016 15:00
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If you ever want to sneak joints into a concert or festival, tampons are your friend. Just open the wrapper a little, insert joints, put back in your bag. No security guard is going to open them up to check, so you're home free, no actual insertion necessary. Probably works best if you're a girl though, might look suspicious otherwise.
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May 31, 2016 15:13
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Crow Jane posted:If you ever want to sneak joints into a concert or festival, tampons are your friend. Just open the wrapper a little, insert joints, put back in your bag. No security guard is going to open them up to check, so you're home free, no actual insertion necessary. Probably works best if you're a girl though, might look suspicious otherwise.
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May 31, 2016 15:15
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If you find yourself coming up with increasingly convoluted ways to smuggle booze in places maybe it's time to get help.
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May 31, 2016 16:56
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Meowjesty posted:If you find yourself coming up with increasingly convoluted ways to smuggle booze in places maybe it's time to get help. If you take a non-drinking friend with you, you can smuggle twice as much booze.
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May 31, 2016 16:59
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Meowjesty posted:If you find yourself coming up with increasingly convoluted ways to smuggle booze in places maybe it's time to get help.
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Smuggle booze in with your non-acloholic friend by shoving beer bottles down his/her throat and weekend at bernies's your way into whatever venue that you so desperately need to drink in.
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