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emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

Edmond Dantes posted:

Yeah, for all the people complaining about how fast Mei's ult pops, at least you can get out of the way. If you're not playing a tank and Reaper drops from a ledge you're basically dead.

My only issues with the game so far are the "almost-one-hit-kills". Roadhog's hook/shotty, McCree's Flash/Fan, and Widow (to a lesser degree since she needs headshots) make it really unfun to pay against them. I don't mind a character being squishy, but considering the baseline health is 200 having characters who have can dish out that damage without you being able to do jack poo poo about it raises my salt levels.

I've been hearing people comment about finding it odd that people are still dying to D.VAs and Hanzo's ults since it's kinda trivial to get out of their way and they're right, for all their damage they're super telegraphed (or Pharah and McCree who can usually get murdered when trying to pop one) so Reaper's ult kinda stands out in that regard as kinda cheap.


that's dumb and it's what leads to a boring game like HOTS where most abilities feel like they do nothing

stuff should feel overpowered, it's more fun

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Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Kashuno posted:

Just sayin, you don't see battleborn porn at the top of the porn search results :colbert:

Because Battleborn characters weren't designed to be as blandly attractive and appeal to as many sexual fantasies as possible. Who's your favourite? The gamer girl? The shy Science girl? The Femme Fatale sniper? The short-haired strong girl? What about the sniper ninja man? Or his brother, cyborg ninja sword man. The ragged Cowboy or Veteran soldier? etc etc etc.
It's not really any surprise so much porn popped up about Overwatch, with it's merry band of attractive Mary Sues bound together with the thinnest of plot.

There are some exceptions of course,. The Australians, aka the Comic relief, Junkrat and Roadhog stand out as an example, even if Junkrat is an incredibly one-dimensional character with literally everything he's talking about being explosives and traps. Zenyatta is neat as well, but as Lady Naga mentioned earlier, he has a serious case of the Blizzard Messiah syndrome.

This isn't even about how I think the characters in Battleborn are written better, it's how incredibly cringe worthy and bland the characters in Overwatch are. It's an issue I've been voicing ever since the beta was first announced and we got the first footage. I remember people saying back then saying it was early footage and they were probably going to expand on them, but all they added were some boring interactions between certain characters before a battle where nobody says anything of interest. They added some lore, I guess, but none of it is particularly interesting either, even if its' well made. And even if it was, it really should have been reflected in game.

Edmond Dantes
Sep 12, 2007

Reactor: Online
Sensors: Online
Weapons: Online

ALL SYSTEMS NOMINAL

emdash posted:

that's dumb and it's what leads to a boring game like HOTS where most abilities feel like they do nothing

stuff should feel overpowered, it's more fun

If everything felt overpowered, it'd be fine. If one thing stands out as being overpowered it just feels cheap.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
Idk why people seem to be expecting serious character from a game that is just rounds of people killing each other with no plot. I couldn't tell you a word of the plot/lore of any of the characters because who really gives a poo poo if you want plot go play a game designed to actually have a story.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

WoodrowSkillson posted:

which are nothing more than a collection of traits like "boisterous german" and "chipper brit" and "crazy aussie"

You only used "chipper" because I used it and now the joke's on you because there's a copyright on my post and you owe me five e-bucks.

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Kashuno posted:

Idk why people seem to be expecting serious character from a game that is just rounds of people killing each other with no plot. I couldn't tell you a word of the plot/lore of any of the characters because who really gives a poo poo if you want plot go play a game designed to actually have a story.

TF2 has probably the least serious characters in any shooter game released to date, and they are still way more interesting than any of the Overwatch cast. And that is with none of the TF2 characters even having names.

Indecisive
May 6, 2007


Broken Cog posted:

TF2 has probably the least serious characters in any shooter game released to date, and they are still way more interesting than any of the Overwatch cast. And that is with none of the TF2 characters even having names.

Actually this is not a true statement, sorry

Azran
Sep 3, 2012

And what should one do to be remembered?
With some luck, eventually Blizzard will add more heroes that necessitate a rewrite of hero roles like League of Legends did. Or they will just remove them and replace them with tags like Dota does.

Also Tank is an stupid name when Defense exists.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Broken Cog posted:

TF2 has probably the least serious characters in any shooter game released to date, and they are still way more interesting than any of the Overwatch cast. And that is with none of the TF2 characters even having names.

what

Drakes
Jul 18, 2007

Why my bullets no hit?

emdash posted:

that's dumb and it's what leads to a boring game like HOTS where most abilities feel like they do nothing

stuff should feel overpowered, it's more fun

I'm fine with strong things , I just find things that instantly decide fights to be boring. I prefer some exchange/back and forth than seeing which widow snipes who first.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART

Broken Cog posted:

TF2 has probably the least serious characters in any shooter game released to date, and they are still way more interesting than any of the Overwatch cast. And that is with none of the TF2 characters even having names.

When TF2 came out, it had no plot and practically no character development. I think at release, all they had was Meet the Heavy, and Overwatch has already exceeded the amount of characterization we saw in that. Maybe nine years from now, Overwatch characters will be more fleshed out, too.

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

Pakled posted:

When TF2 came out, it had no plot and practically no character development. I think at release, all they had was Meet the Heavy, and Overwatch has already exceeded the amount of characterization we saw in that. Maybe nine years from now, Overwatch characters will be more fleshed out, too.

the less blizzard does in regards to story, the better.

Nehru the Damaja
May 20, 2005

I'd previously thought Zarya's Power Overwhelming achievement might be mathematically impossible but I just hadn't run into a team that was dumb enough to keep feeding the bubbles I guess.

DLC Inc
Jun 1, 2011

Broken Cog posted:

TF2 has probably the least serious characters in any shooter game released to date, and they are still way more interesting than any of the Overwatch cast. And that is with none of the TF2 characters even having names.

sure, only after what, 8 years of those shorts, comics, and other little "lore" tidbits that they've built up? OW has been out for a month.

deadwing
Mar 5, 2007

Broken Cog posted:

Because Battleborn characters weren't designed to be as blandly attractive and appeal to as many sexual fantasies as possible. Who's your favourite? The gamer girl? The shy Science girl? The Femme Fatale sniper? The short-haired strong girl? What about the sniper ninja man? Or his brother, cyborg ninja sword man. The ragged Cowboy or Veteran soldier? etc etc etc.
It's not really any surprise so much porn popped up about Overwatch, with it's merry band of attractive Mary Sues bound together with the thinnest of plot.

There are some exceptions of course,. The Australians, aka the Comic relief, Junkrat and Roadhog stand out as an example, even if Junkrat is an incredibly one-dimensional character with literally everything he's talking about being explosives and traps. Zenyatta is neat as well, but as Lady Naga mentioned earlier, he has a serious case of the Blizzard Messiah syndrome.

This isn't even about how I think the characters in Battleborn are written better, it's how incredibly cringe worthy and bland the characters in Overwatch are. It's an issue I've been voicing ever since the beta was first announced and we got the first footage. I remember people saying back then saying it was early footage and they were probably going to expand on them, but all they added were some boring interactions between certain characters before a battle where nobody says anything of interest. They added some lore, I guess, but none of it is particularly interesting either, even if its' well made. And even if it was, it really should have been reflected in game.

I like to shoot people in this multiplayer shooter game without any sort of in game story, and base my character choices solely based on what abilities I would currently like to use

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib
Some people are just so utterly invested in the idea that Blizzard's writing sucks that they parrot it everytime the subject comes up no matter how applicable or accurate it is.

Similarly, it's been amusing to see all the people who get the joke (or at least pretend to) for every single character, then turn right around and moan and gripe about Reaper.

DrSeRRoD
Apr 5, 2008

Nehru the Damaja posted:

I'd previously thought Zarya's Power Overwhelming achievement might be mathematically impossible but I just hadn't run into a team that was dumb enough to keep feeding the bubbles I guess.

The Zenyatta orb one is pretty crazy hard to do. I haven't been able to get a 1500 transcendence heal either because people are getting smarter and actually moving away from big ults instead of standing around wondering what that sound way and why it's getting louder. I sometimes hope that the enemy team is coordinated enough to drop a Zarya ult into a hanzo one, but have only seen it once and I wasn't on Zenyatta.

LuiCypher
Apr 24, 2010

Today I'm... amped up!

Broken Cog posted:

it's merry band of attractive Mary Sues bound together with the thinnest of plot.

Mods please change thread title to this, thanks in advance.

Broken Cog posted:

TF2 has probably the least serious characters in any shooter game released to date, and they are still way more interesting than any of the Overwatch cast. And that is with none of the TF2 characters even having names.

Oh my god guys, TF2 is just so much better in characterization now after so many years than Overwatch is at release. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go play this game with gamer girls, shy science girls, Femme Fatale snipers, short-haired strong girls, sniper ninja boys, cyborg ninja sword boys, ragged Cowboys, veteran soldiers, and Mad Max extras while I promptly uninstall a game full of white dudes and a token black.

Dr Cheeto
Mar 2, 2013
Wretched Harp

Brannock posted:

Some people are just so utterly invested in the idea that Blizzard's writing sucks that they parrot it everytime the subject comes up no matter how applicable or accurate it is.

Quoting this for when they do the corruption arc

Brannock
Feb 9, 2006

by exmarx
Fallen Rib

Dr Cheeto posted:

Quoting this for when they do the corruption arc

It already happened

You're missing the point, anyway. Every single time some piece of lore or a comic comes out or something there's always someone that pops up to go ":xd: Blizzard Writing!!" without actually evaluating it. It's stupid and brainless

Gravy Jones
Sep 13, 2003

I am not on your side

Pakled posted:

When TF2 came out, it had no plot and practically no character development. I think at release, all they had was Meet the Heavy, and Overwatch has already exceeded the amount of characterization we saw in that. Maybe nine years from now, Overwatch characters will be more fleshed out, too.

Does it have plot and character development now? I always thought the whole incredibly generic broad-stereotype characters was a big part of the charm in a "that's the joke" kind of way. Anything more than Russian guy with a big gun who loves sandwiches kind of spoils that.

Help Im Alive
Nov 8, 2009

I liked TF2 a lot but I dunno why people are praising the characters so much

I haven't played it in years, did I miss something other than the 'Meet the _____' videos

WoodrowSkillson
Feb 24, 2005

*Gestures at 60 years of Lions history*

LuiCypher posted:

Mods please change thread title to this, thanks in advance.


Oh my god guys, TF2 is just so much better in characterization now after so many years than Overwatch is at release. Now if you'll excuse me, I'll go play this game with gamer girls, shy science girls, Femme Fatale snipers, short-haired strong girls, sniper ninja boys, cyborg ninja sword boys, ragged Cowboys, veteran soldiers, and Mad Max extras while I promptly uninstall a game full of white dudes and a token black.

lol

Verranicus
Aug 18, 2009

by VideoGames

Broken Cog posted:

Because Battleborn characters weren't designed to be as blandly attractive and appeal to as many sexual fantasies as possible. Who's your favourite? The gamer girl? The shy Science girl? The Femme Fatale sniper? The short-haired strong girl? What about the sniper ninja man? Or his brother, cyborg ninja sword man. The ragged Cowboy or Veteran soldier? etc etc etc.
It's not really any surprise so much porn popped up about Overwatch, with it's merry band of attractive Mary Sues bound together with the thinnest of plot.

There are some exceptions of course,. The Australians, aka the Comic relief, Junkrat and Roadhog stand out as an example, even if Junkrat is an incredibly one-dimensional character with literally everything he's talking about being explosives and traps. Zenyatta is neat as well, but as Lady Naga mentioned earlier, he has a serious case of the Blizzard Messiah syndrome.

This isn't even about how I think the characters in Battleborn are written better, it's how incredibly cringe worthy and bland the characters in Overwatch are. It's an issue I've been voicing ever since the beta was first announced and we got the first footage. I remember people saying back then saying it was early footage and they were probably going to expand on them, but all they added were some boring interactions between certain characters before a battle where nobody says anything of interest. They added some lore, I guess, but none of it is particularly interesting either, even if its' well made. And even if it was, it really should have been reflected in game.

Why do you hate fun?

Radical
Apr 6, 2011

Help Im Alive posted:

I liked TF2 a lot but I dunno why people are praising the characters so much

I haven't played it in years, did I miss something other than the 'Meet the _____' videos

there were some ARGs i think?

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN

Help Im Alive posted:

I liked TF2 a lot but I dunno why people are praising the characters so much

I haven't played it in years, did I miss something other than the 'Meet the _____' videos

You learn in Meet the Spy that he's been sleeping with the Scout's mom.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Having the company that did the writing behind borderlands and claptrap design a game that lives and dies by it's 30 original characters is like having the Braid nerd make a Platinum game. And then releasing it around the same time as Metal Gear Rising.

Macaluso
Sep 23, 2005

I HATE THAT HEDGEHOG, BROTHER!
Battleborn characters are dumb, though I like the design on the witch girl with the ghost arms. TF2 is dead forever and I'm glad. Long live Overwatch. Long live Junkrat

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.
I wonder if they are going to balance this game to pro-play or to pub play. I feel like both have drawbacks.

Verranicus
Aug 18, 2009

by VideoGames
A friend of a friend of mine is a producer on Battleborn and they've apparently had 50% of their marketing budget and a bunch of their staff pulled since some point just before Overwatch launch. I always feel bad talking about how much fun I have with Overwatch around her.

net cafe scandal
Mar 18, 2011

Broken Cog posted:

Because Battleborn characters weren't designed to be as blandly attractive and appeal to as many sexual fantasies as possible. Who's your favourite? The gamer girl? The shy Science girl? The Femme Fatale sniper? The short-haired strong girl? What about the sniper ninja man? Or his brother, cyborg ninja sword man. The ragged Cowboy or Veteran soldier? etc etc etc.
It's not really any surprise so much porn popped up about Overwatch, with it's merry band of attractive Mary Sues bound together with the thinnest of plot.

There are some exceptions of course,. The Australians, aka the Comic relief, Junkrat and Roadhog stand out as an example, even if Junkrat is an incredibly one-dimensional character with literally everything he's talking about being explosives and traps. Zenyatta is neat as well, but as Lady Naga mentioned earlier, he has a serious case of the Blizzard Messiah syndrome.

This isn't even about how I think the characters in Battleborn are written better, it's how incredibly cringe worthy and bland the characters in Overwatch are. It's an issue I've been voicing ever since the beta was first announced and we got the first footage. I remember people saying back then saying it was early footage and they were probably going to expand on them, but all they added were some boring interactions between certain characters before a battle where nobody says anything of interest. They added some lore, I guess, but none of it is particularly interesting either, even if its' well made. And even if it was, it really should have been reflected in game.

An issue I've been voicing

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

What this game needs is cutscenes.





(There's no Battleborn porn because their character designs loving suck and people need a human skeleton to work with, not stick bugs.)

emdash
Oct 19, 2003

and?

Macaluso posted:

Battleborn characters are dumb, though I like the design on the witch girl with the ghost arms. TF2 is dead forever and I'm glad. Long live Overwatch. Long live Junkrat

:agreed: except i don't know a thing about battleborn other than the infamous "this is obviously way too much visual noise" pic

gandlethorpe
Aug 16, 2008

:gowron::m10:

Verranicus posted:

A friend of a friend of mine is a producer on Battleborn and they've apparently had 50% of their marketing budget and a bunch of their staff pulled since some point just before Overwatch launch. I always feel bad talking about how much fun I have with Overwatch around her.

Tell her that at least there isn't as much porn of her game than Overwatch.

Your Computer
Oct 3, 2008




Grimey Drawer

Broken Cog posted:

Because Battleborn characters weren't designed to be as blandly attractive and appeal to as many sexual fantasies as possible. Who's your favourite? The gamer girl? The shy Science girl? The Femme Fatale sniper? The short-haired strong girl? What about the sniper ninja man? Or his brother, cyborg ninja sword man. The ragged Cowboy or Veteran soldier? etc etc etc.
It's not really any surprise so much porn popped up about Overwatch, with it's merry band of attractive Mary Sues bound together with the thinnest of plot.

There are some exceptions of course,. The Australians, aka the Comic relief, Junkrat and Roadhog stand out as an example, even if Junkrat is an incredibly one-dimensional character with literally everything he's talking about being explosives and traps. Zenyatta is neat as well, but as Lady Naga mentioned earlier, he has a serious case of the Blizzard Messiah syndrome.

This isn't even about how I think the characters in Battleborn are written better, it's how incredibly cringe worthy and bland the characters in Overwatch are. It's an issue I've been voicing ever since the beta was first announced and we got the first footage. I remember people saying back then saying it was early footage and they were probably going to expand on them, but all they added were some boring interactions between certain characters before a battle where nobody says anything of interest. They added some lore, I guess, but none of it is particularly interesting either, even if its' well made. And even if it was, it really should have been reflected in game.

Source your quotes

e: nice meltdown

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.
You guys are gonna look like idiots when he was right all along. A broken cog is right twice a day.

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Brannock posted:

Similarly, it's been amusing to see all the people who get the joke (or at least pretend to) for every single character, then turn right around and moan and gripe about Reaper.

reaper's entire existence is also justified by Tracer intoning "DEATH COMES" when she murders him

Broken Cog
Dec 29, 2009

We're all friends here

Verranicus posted:

Why do you hate fun?

I still like to play the game? I just feel it's such a waste with the characterization of the cast when Blizzard obviously has a ton of extremely competent game, sound and art designers. Not to mention I'm impressed with how smooth the game runs, and how few connection issues I've run into (even though the no kick for latency and 20-tick rate issues are a bit laughable), so their software and networking team deserves some recognition as well.

Your Computer posted:

Source your quotes

e: nice meltdown
The bar for meltdowns is set pretty low these days it seems.

Knifegrab
Jul 30, 2014

Gadzooks! I'm terrified of this little child who is going to stab me with a knife. I must wrest the knife away from his control and therefore gain the upperhand.
Guys if the characters aren't "whacky zany funny, I-don't-understand-body-proportion, nonsense designed" they're clearly bland and part of the over-sexualized patriarchy.

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Solumin
Jan 11, 2013

Help Im Alive posted:

I liked TF2 a lot but I dunno why people are praising the characters so much

I haven't played it in years, did I miss something other than the 'Meet the _____' videos

Yes, all of the comics and the Expiration Date short.

I'd like to think that Blizzard will start doing things like this once they start rolling out more updates. Give new maps a backstory of why they're fighting there, for example. But I don't know much about Blizzard's approach to word building.


Broken Cog posted:

Because Battleborn characters weren't designed to be as blandly attractive and appeal to as many sexual fantasies as possible. Who's your favourite? The gamer girl? The shy Science girl? The Femme Fatale sniper? The short-haired strong girl? What about the sniper ninja man? Or his brother, cyborg ninja sword man. The ragged Cowboy or Veteran soldier? etc etc etc.
It's not really any surprise so much porn popped up about Overwatch, with it's merry band of attractive Mary Sues bound together with the thinnest of plot.

There are some exceptions of course. The Australians, aka the Comic relief, Junkrat and Roadhog stand out as an example, even if Junkrat is an incredibly one-dimensional character with literally everything he's talking about being explosives and traps. Zenyatta is neat as well, but as Lady Naga mentioned earlier, he has a serious case of the Blizzard Messiah syndrome.

This isn't even about how I think the characters in Battleborn are written better, it's how incredibly cringe worthy and bland the characters in Overwatch are. It's an issue I've been voicing ever since the beta was first announced and we got the first footage. I remember people saying back then saying it was early footage and they were probably going to expand on them, but all they added were some boring interactions between certain characters before a battle where nobody says anything of interest. They added some lore, I guess, but none of it is particularly interesting either, even if its' well made. And even if it was, it really should have been reflected in game.

:ssh: Roadhog is also a fetish character.

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