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DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

William Bear posted:

"Sacre bleu! I'm losing my head for the French Revolution!"

Perfect.

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mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

lol who the gently caress is David French?

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven

Pretty sure this is Trump's punch line.

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

so did kristol announce anything or is he just trying to muddy the waters with his poo poo.

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
someone needs to make him a wikipedia article at least this is kind of sad

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
*approaches rostrum*
*clears throat for approx 45 seconds*
*taps papers*

"David French"

*exits to thundering applause and screaming*

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Chapo Trap House on David French

Referencing this article: http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/432796/working-class-whites-have-moral-responsibilities-defense-kevin-williamson

Great job, Kristol :bravo:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Finally, a breath of fresh air from Trump's misogyny.

https://twitter.com/PoliticoKevin/status/737759728915337216

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
*gasp*

David French???

Of, course!!!!

*slaps head*

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im just gonna throw this out there but the google sidebar im getting for "David French" has a picture of the NR guy, but its over a bio saying that hes a playwright and died in 2010

so yeah, this cut is so deep its confusticating my search engine

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes

No Mans Land 2 posted:

You dont deserve a tower

neither does trump apparently

http://business.financialpost.com/news/property-post/torontos-trump-tower-close-to-being-sold-and-may-not-keep-its-name-lawyer

Louisgod
Sep 25, 2003

Always Watching
Bread Liar

I don't know what this is but it's one of the stupidest things I've ever listened to

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Spoilers, in a few days this French guy will say he's not running for president.

DaveWoo
Aug 14, 2004

Fun Shoe

Joementum posted:

Finally, a breath of fresh air from Trump's misogyny.

https://twitter.com/PoliticoKevin/status/737759728915337216

Wow. Kristol sure does know how to pick 'em.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Slate Action posted:

Spoilers, in a few days this French guy will say he's not running for president.

thousands of men and women rend their garments in public and wail for David French to not desert them

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
If Kristol had any sense of shame he'd have faked his own death and gone off to live in a cave after the Iraq War.

But here we are with David French, a man who wouldn't let his wife communicate with other men while he was out of his home, a man who will surely stand up and strike down that bully Trump.

I haven't stopped laughing for about half an hour.

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
somehow it would have been better for kristol to just say "I was kidding"

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

William Bear posted:

May I suggest 2016 GOP Collapse: The French! Revolution?

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

why doesn't kristol skip the middleman and announce he's backing woody allen's character from what's new pussycat

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Like I legit think Libertarian stripper guy might have been a better choice.

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
Why was he in Iraq for a year?

AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
David French is toast.

funny way to spell
Nov 4, 2012
David French billionaire heir to the French Mustard Corporation

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax

Dogstoyevsky posted:

"Virtue signalling" is a dumb concept though, because expressing a favor or disfavor for a particular thing is just a normal thing that humans do

Of course it is a normal thing that humans do. Much like making poopie or expressing accord with the prevailing local sentiments, it is normal and completely unworthy of praise. And, much like making poopie or expressing accord with the prevailing local sentiments, giant baby liberals do these things in expectation of admiration for their brave steps toward the future.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Dapper_Swindler posted:

I know i shouldn't be surprised, but i am surprised how far he has fallen. he used to have people eating out of his hands while he spewed bullshit, now he is probably legit nuts and is seeing everything he wants come true, but because trump isn't a zealot its bad. It wouldnt surprise me if he tried something drastic.

he's gonna try and kill trump at the gop convention. he'll fail but it will be funny.

funny way to spell
Nov 4, 2012
https://twitter.com/josephofiowa/status/737765396883767296

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

funny way to spell posted:

David French billionaire heir to the French Mustard Corporation

Is French a Heinz plant?

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
I also like "the French Connection" to describe this.

https://twitter.com/SopanDeb/status/737766234905837568

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
So...

William Kristol is the editor of The Weekly Standard.

William Kristol is desperate and decides to settle on a Z-list conservative columnist as his candidate.

He gets a writer for The National Review.

Kristol can't even find someone at his own failing magazine who wanted to be his sacrificial lamb, had to go poach from the other failing magazine. Sad!

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
Ladies and gentleman.




I give you.



President French.

ass cobra
May 28, 2004

by Azathoth
Wtf is a David French and why are people talking about it?

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

rear end cobra posted:

Wtf is a David French and why are people talking about it?

the real question here is why arent you talking about david french??

Maoist Pussy
Feb 12, 2014

by Lowtax
I am pretty sure that is Assad with his mustache shaved off.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

David French posted:

I like Danaerys not because she’s a woman but because she’s so compelling that I think Khaleesi could Make America Great Again.

From his recaps of Game of Thrones for National Review.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

rear end cobra posted:

Wtf is a David French and why are people talking about it?

Someone who don't even have a twitter.

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

rear end cobra posted:

Wtf is a David French and why are people talking about it?

He's a Renegade and he's down to Party

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
French's wife Nancy French ghostwrote Sarah Palin's campaign book.

Then she ghostwrote Bristol Palin's autobiography.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
I was honestly worried it was romney

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations

Baloogan posted:

I was honestly worried it was romney

I think Romney wants to run one more time but would never do it as a third party candidate.

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Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

In what universe is Clinton this debate god she's being made out to be?

The universe people see when they put their go blue team blinders on.

OPEN YOUR EYES PEOPLE.

Embrace the inevitable.

TRUMP!

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