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My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

Spacebump posted:

I think Romney wants to run one more time but would never do it as a third party candidate.

I think Romney is too afraid to run against anyone willing to make fun of his bigamist religion.

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Von Sloneker
Jul 6, 2009

as if all this was something more
than another footnote on a postcard from nowhere,
another chapter in the handbook for exercises in futility
http://www.nationalreview.com/corner/434028/it-turns-out-theres-reason-single-sex-bathrooms

David French posted:

Bathroom controversies demonstrate the evolving priorities of the radical left. Protecting women from harassment is yesterday’s fight. Today it’s time to smash gender and eradicate sex differences. After all, only a bigot would be offended by the sight of another woman’s penis.

He also used to write for the American Center for Law and Justice.
http://aclj.org/writers/david-french

Boosted_C5
Feb 16, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 years!
Grimey Drawer

Montasque posted:

Sean Hannity is calling Billy Kristol "Cry Baby Kristol". Like thats his new nick name for him I guess.

Sean Hannity is a groveling apologist for whoever happens to be the leader of the GOP. During the Bush years, he groveled at the man's feet, worshipped him, and took on many of his characteristics, positions, beliefs, etc.

Look forward to 8 years of Sean Hannity coming up with Trump-esque nicknames for all enemies of President Trump

Whiskey Sours
Jan 25, 2014

Weather proof.

baw posted:

someone needs to make him a wikipedia article at least this is kind of sad

At least add him to the list of contributors on the National Review's Wikipedia page.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Rubber Tucky posted:

Ladies and gentleman.




I give you.



President French.


"egg" is the only thing that comes to mind

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

He's not wrong. Who wins any votes by supporting trannies? Its another stupid loving initiative from an administration with a long and sordid record of failure.

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Killer candidate you got there bill, the build over the weekend was really worth it.

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BenHowe/status/737766987179393024

https://twitter.com/EWErickson/status/737767771057053697

:sad:

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

paranoid randroid posted:

have you heard? yes, yes! David French, they say! or so goes the chatter in the cafes and the shops of a spring afternoon. yes, Bill Kristol's boy is David French, by god. telegraph wires hum with the news, casting the name upon the waters of heaven - David French!, chants the invisible electric choir. all the world is abuzz, waiting on tenterhooks for the man they never knew they so achingly needed before today.

paranoid randroid posted:

*approaches rostrum*
*clears throat for approx 45 seconds*
*taps papers*

"David French"

*exits to thundering applause and screaming*

paranoid randroid posted:

the real question here is why arent you talking about david french??

i really appreciate your posting

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

Epic High Five posted:

Now I want more than anything an 11 hour congressional hearing on Trump U starring Trump


If it's any consolation, Biden emphatically won those debates whereas dunking all over her probably would've been a mixed bag

Seriously, the hours that Biden spent debating politics with Sarah Palin like someone might debate politics with their teenage daughter are legendary in how brutal they were

It might have only been a VP debate but Palin got very badly embarrassed while giving Biden the opportunity to look incredibly presidential. There was no question at the end of that debate; If Air Force One crashed the day after the inauguration, Joe Biden was the person people wanted running the country, not Sarah Palin.

It's not uncommon to put a dope in the VP slot but Donald's weak policy game is not going to do him any favors in the presidential debates, and the "Win By Dunking" approach has not historically worked outside of the primary stage for either party

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Darkman Fanpage posted:

"egg" is the only thing that comes to mind

Him?

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/davidafrench

Here's his twitter, mine away.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
'a fukken writer for president, a fuckken writer?' - jin kazama, tekken 3

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Rubber Tucky posted:

Ladies and gentleman.

I give you.

President French.


a whiter louie gohmert

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

lol who the gently caress is David French?

[sotto voce] the renegade

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/JoyAnnReid/status/736993734387195904

Check out the timestamp on this.

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005
David French is a mess.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
david a french fathered a black child, he's out in south carolina.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
French!


*click*

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
this is the weirdest loving timeline

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

republicans vote for french - bill kristol

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
That was a good podcast you posted, Joementum. Fortunately I'm the loving white dude able to go pick up a waitress at a biker bar, discuss race in an informed manner, and network my rear end off with the David Brooks crowd. gently caress it feels good to be a Democrat.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

paranoid randroid posted:

French!


*cliquez*

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
https://twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/614528676940517376?lang=en

https://twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/718826131676336128

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

My Imaginary GF posted:

That was a good podcast you posted, Joementum. Fortunately I'm the loving white dude able to go pick up a waitress at a biker bar, discuss race in an informed manner, and network my rear end off with the David Brooks crowd. gently caress it feels good to be a Democrat.

i see youre back on the nose candy again

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

David French is toast.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

now for trump to retweet frenchs address

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
When even Gary Johnson is making fun of you...

https://twitter.com/MattWelch/status/737764100369977344

https://twitter.com/GovGaryJohnson/status/737770409823608832

Patter Song
Mar 26, 2010

Hereby it is manifest that during the time men live without a common power to keep them all in awe, they are in that condition which is called war; and such a war as is of every man against every man.
Fun Shoe


So...his ghostwriter wife gets her own Wiki page, but David doesn't. :sad:

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Falling for DPRK propoganda on twitter should be an actual, written into law, disqualification for the office.

LGD
Sep 25, 2004

Mirthless posted:

It's not uncommon to put a dope in the VP slot but Donald's weak policy game is not going to do him any favors in the presidential debates, and the "Win By Dunking" approach has not historically worked outside of the primary stage for either party

So you're saying Trump is currently Magic-era Shaq and he needs to team up with a Kobe to win the Championship?

Who is the most hypercompetitive policy wonk/rapist the Republicans have right now?

LGD fucked around with this message at 23:48 on May 31, 2016

Rubber Tucky
Oct 14, 2004


Next time I will pay attention while choosing my thread tags.
French!



*french*

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
"God's Double Agent: The True Story of a Chinese Christian's Fight for Freedom by Bob Fu"

That's gotta be a prop from a Wes Anderson movie, not a real book right?

SpiderHyphenMan
Apr 1, 2010

by Fluffdaddy
Did MIGF become IK for a bit or did something else happen to take him off my ignore list that consisted entirely of him?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
I honestly believe it'd be easier to find a rapist than a qualified policy wonk among the kind of people open to being a GOP vice prez.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Intel&Sebastian posted:

"God's Double Agent: The True Story of a Chinese Christian's Fight for Freedom by Bob Fu"

That's gotta be a prop from a Wes Anderson movie, not a real book right?

iunno lemme crack open How a Catfish Queen Reject Became a Liberty Belle and so some cross-referencing

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

My Imaginary GF posted:

He's not wrong. Who wins any votes by supporting trannies? Its another stupid loving initiative from an administration with a long and sordid record of failure.

do you drop slurs around the many many trans friends i'm sure you have

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

This is my favorite neo-con scare tactic.

"Oh no! North Korea might wipe out our power grid! Better go cause massive civilian damage in order to prevent that from happening!"

Pajser
Jan 28, 2006
what kind of real life problems could i have if i start posting assasination fantasies featuring trump?

asking for a friend

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pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
davey french don't like the muslimy people

https://twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/677986098396717056

https://twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/596416943919333376?lang=en

https://twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/596405388452454400

https://twitter.com/DavidAFrench/status/639793016694284288

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