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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
From the novels, that character is very very easy to interpret that way.

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Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Huh, guess that's fair then.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012
I hope they ditch all the continuity between films except for a few basic characters. I don't need to know where Moonraker fits in a timeline with Casino Royale and You Only Live Twice, just make standalone stories.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

From the novels, that character is very very easy to interpret that way.

Eh, I'd argue that the films and novels are two totally different properties by this point. I think the creators of the Craig reboot badly misinterpreted the reason Bond interest was slumping and why people were interested in Bond films in the first place. It seems like they assumed that Die Another Day was unpopular because the Bond formula itself was disliked, rather than the movie being flawed. GoldenEye proved that Bond could be reinvented for a new world and engage in more serious filmmaking (the statue park scene is really neat and much of the film is shot in a way that holds up today without seeming charmingly outdated like the rest of the series) while still maintaining the charm and "color" of the past installments.

Instead, they tried to totally reinvent the movie Bond as a brooding psychopath with a permanent scowl who can't meaningfully interact with human beings in ways other than murdering them.

Angry_Ed
Mar 30, 2010




Grimey Drawer

Andorra posted:

I hope they ditch all the continuity between films except for a few basic characters. I don't need to know where Moonraker fits in a timeline with Casino Royale and You Only Live Twice, just make standalone stories.

Really aside from things in earlier films like Bond having a dead wife and Blofeld being an enemy of 3 different Bonds, and the room full of gadgets in Die Another Day, there isn't a whole lot of continuity between most of the films once the actor playing Bond changes.

Andorra
Dec 12, 2012

Angry_Ed posted:

Really aside from things in earlier films like Bond having a dead wife and Blofeld being an enemy of 3 different Bonds, and the room full of gadgets in Die Another Day, there isn't a whole lot of continuity between most of the films once the actor playing Bond changes.

That's what I'm saying. Quantum was a sequel to Casino Royale and then Spectre tried tying the previous three films together.

DominoDancing
Apr 26, 2008

Each morning after Sunblest
Feel the benefit
Mental arithmetic

chitoryu12 posted:

Eh, I'd argue that the films and novels are two totally different properties by this point. I think the creators of the Craig reboot badly misinterpreted the reason Bond interest was slumping and why people were interested in Bond films in the first place. It seems like they assumed that Die Another Day was unpopular because the Bond formula itself was disliked, rather than the movie being flawed. GoldenEye proved that Bond could be reinvented for a new world and engage in more serious filmmaking (the statue park scene is really neat and much of the film is shot in a way that holds up today without seeming charmingly outdated like the rest of the series) while still maintaining the charm and "color" of the past installments.

Instead, they tried to totally reinvent the movie Bond as a brooding psychopath with a permanent scowl who can't meaningfully interact with human beings in ways other than murdering them.

And the massive, massive success of the Craig Bonds shows that they were absolutely right in interpreting the Zeitgeist.

iajanus
Aug 17, 2004

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DominoDancing posted:

And the massive, massive success of the Craig Bonds shows that they were absolutely right in interpreting the Zeitgeist.

Yeah, considering the 4 films made something like $3.174 billion at the box office (from the numbers on wikipedia) I don't think it's wrong to say they did a fair job of working out what people like.

Dead Snoopy
Mar 23, 2005
I think the main thing that really has to go is the producers' need to do callbacks to previous films' imagery or gadgets or whatever. Give the next few people 15 years or so of iconography to create so it stands along with the classics instead of having to check off one more box in a production checklist.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

DominoDancing posted:

And the massive, massive success of the Craig Bonds shows that they were absolutely right in interpreting the Zeitgeist.


No but you see what I want in a Bond movie is what everyone should want in a Bond movie because
:goonsay:

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Speaking of the books I think it is kind of goofy how they had a built in reason for Blofeld to be played by a different actor each time he shows up (by undergoing extensive plastic surgery every time he escapes) but the movies just had him look the same.

For the new Bond it definitely sounds like they're going to skew young going by reports of meetings with Tom Hiddleston (35) and Jamie Bell (30.)

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

DominoDancing posted:

And the massive, massive success of the Craig Bonds shows that they were absolutely right in interpreting the Zeitgeist.

The underlying theme of the Craig movies has been Bond's ability to continually adapt himself to changing circumstances and return from repeated "deaths" stronger than ever, while still remaining fundamentally Bond. And that itself is a commentary on how the series itself has managed to endure for so long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xU72v7TgZ2k

Craig is the Bond of our time just as much as Connery was the Bond of his time and Moore was the Bond of his time. Jason Bourne came along and tried to kick Bond's rear end in the early 2000's, coinciding with the "death" of Pierce Brosnan's Bond in Die Another Day, a film which appeared to confirm once and for all the end of the Bond character's relevance in this new twenty-first century world (the underlying theme of the Brosnan films was the dissonance arising from Bond's perceived status as a "sexist, misogynist dinosaur...a relic of the Cold War"). But then Bond returned as Daniel Craig in Casino Royale and showed he was still alive and none the worse for wear, and that he could even beat Jason Bourne at his own game.

(Note in the clip above that Bond is essentially confronting a twisted, corrupted "past" version of himself whose evil plot is nonetheless horrifically modern and rooted in the realities of the twenty-first century surveillance state. This contrasts with the true Bond's core nature as an unrepentant traditionalist and "relic" of the past who nonetheless possesses the ability to adapt, exist, and thrive in any time period.)

Cnut the Great fucked around with this message at 16:35 on May 30, 2016

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

I kinda love that the Craig Bond movies are gonna end up following the exact quality trajectory of the Brosnan ones: Terrific opener announcing to the world that Bond is back, boring shitshow followup, controversial but secretly best third installment, dumpsterfire but often fun fourth installment.

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

DStecks posted:

I kinda love that the Craig Bond movies are gonna end up following the exact quality trajectory of the Brosnan ones: Terrific opener announcing to the world that Bond is back, boring shitshow followup, controversial but secretly best third installment, dumpsterfire but often fun fourth installment.

I'd agree, except Spectre isn't a dumpsterfire like Die Another Day was. It's a (to me) legitimately good movie with some structural and plot problems which you can either choose to forgive or not.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Cnut the Great posted:

I'd agree, except Spectre isn't a dumpsterfire like Die Another Day was. It's a (to me) legitimately good movie with some structural and plot problems which you can either choose to forgive or not.

Oh yeah, Spectre is a way, way better movie than Die Another Day, but they both represent the excesses of their own eras taken to an extent that it stops working. I mean, the first half of Spectre threatens to become the flat-out best Craig Bond film, and then the movie remembers it's a Craig Bond film.

Human Tornada
Mar 4, 2005

I been wantin to see a honkey dance.
It's really a shame that Craig is going to end his run on a total whiff.

DStecks
Feb 6, 2012

Human Tornada posted:

It's really a shame that Craig is going to end his run on a total whiff.

That's the norm, though.

screaden
Apr 8, 2009
So has it actually been confirmed that Craig is done completely, or done after he does the next film, because he's still contracted for one more and I believe script treatments have been done for a long time

SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Human Tornada posted:

It's really a shame that Craig is going to end his run on a total whiff.

Quantum was the second one.

Spectre is the second-best Craig film, and that alone puts it in the top 5 Bond films made after the 1960s. Its only 'drawback' is that it goes all-out in emulating the dream-logic of Chris Nolan's last three films, making it the borderline-parodic Rises to Skyfall's Dark Knight.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

screaden posted:

So has it actually been confirmed that Craig is done completely, or done after he does the next film, because he's still contracted for one more and I believe script treatments have been done for a long time

He's done.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


They offered him $100 million, a producer credit and a ton of back end money and he still said no. Dude does not want to be James Bond any more.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

muscles like this? posted:

Speaking of the books I think it is kind of goofy how they had a built in reason for Blofeld to be played by a different actor each time he shows up (by undergoing extensive plastic surgery every time he escapes) but the movies just had him look the same.

For the new Bond it definitely sounds like they're going to skew young going by reports of meetings with Tom Hiddleston (35) and Jamie Bell (30.)

Apparently William Shatner (or whoever posts as him on Twitter) thinks Sam Hueghan should be the next Bond (Jamie from Outlander), who is 36. And I've gotta say...



...they could do worse. (Once he cuts his hair.) He's pretty fantastic on Outlander, can pull off suave and action-star-tough, and even starred in a horrible, terrible, dear god do not watch this TV movie called A Princess for Christmas opposite James Bond himself, Sir Roger Moore.

No, I don't know why Shatner would care, either.
https://twitter.com/WilliamShatner/status/737058522903384064

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours
Can't remember the last time I saw a youngish guy rock thinning hair like that.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Can't remember the last time I saw a youngish guy rock thinning hair like that.

It doesn't help that it's long (for the show) and being pulled back. This is his hair.

LesterGroans
Jun 9, 2009

It's funny...

You were so scary at night.
That guy's about 5 years away from looking like Rory Kinnear.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD
Sep 14, 2007

everything is yours

thrawn527 posted:

It doesn't help that it's long (for the show) and being pulled back. This is his hair.



Not an improvement.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

LesterGroans posted:

That guy's about 5 years away from looking like Rory Kinnear.

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Not an improvement.

Okay. Weirdos.

He's quite popular with the ladies. As he is quite handsome. Or so I'm told.

edit: I kid, since you guys were mainly talking about his hairline. But, like, that is so not going to matter in any movie (Bond or otherwise) they put him in. And the dude is shredded.

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Basebf555
Feb 29, 2008

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Fun Shoe
Making fun of a potential Bond's hairline is pretty hilarious considering two of the best Bonds were almost bald when they took the role. Connery's hairpiece is like one of the most underrated actors in film history.

Basebf555 fucked around with this message at 15:31 on May 31, 2016

Kuiperdolin
Sep 5, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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They should do new Bonds with Roger Moore.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!

HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Can't remember the last time I saw a youngish guy rock thinning hair like that.

I'll be 32 in July and my hair started thinning late last year when my body stopped absorbing B vitamins and folic acid.

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

Kuiperdolin posted:

They should do new Bonds with Roger Moore.

That would be so good. I love the version of the Spectre trailer with Moore replacing Daniel Craig and I think it would be an awesome movie https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eJpHIolXg7Q

~Coxy
Dec 9, 2003

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DStecks posted:

I kinda love that the Craig Bond movies are gonna end up following the exact quality trajectory of the Brosnan ones: Terrific opener announcing to the world that Bond is back, boring shitshow followup, controversial but secretly best third installment, dumpsterfire but often fun fourth installment.

I've never understood what everyones' problem is with Tomorrow Never Dies.

Luminous Obscurity
Jan 10, 2007

"The instrument you know as a piano was once called a pianoforte, because it can play both loud and quiet notes."

~Coxy posted:

I've never understood what everyones' problem is with Tomorrow Never Dies.

That movie is ridiculous, I love it

screaden
Apr 8, 2009

~Coxy posted:

I've never understood what everyones' problem is with Tomorrow Never Dies.

I love it too. It's the closest you can get to a Moore film without actually watching a Moore film.

I'm really starting to come round to the Brosnan ones. Goldeneye was always pretty good, I love TND because of it's cheesiness, and TWINE is a decent movie that unfortunately has Denise Richards in it and DAD is just so stupid I really enjoy watching it. If Brosnan mostly played up the camp side of things I think people would remember him much more fondly.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

~Coxy posted:

I've never understood what everyones' problem is with Tomorrow Never Dies.

It does have maybe the most boring Bond car in the history of the franchise with that BMW sedan.

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Yeah I liked TND a lot. The whole media mogul as villain thing is a fun wrinkle.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

I think the Brosnan films are easily ranked in order of release. TND is light and fun, maybe the last of the Bond movies to be like that. The last one with a decent henchman (Stamper), too.

howe_sam posted:

It does have maybe the most boring Bond car in the history of the franchise with that BMW sedan.

I'd argue the Z3 in Goldeneye was worse considering it didn't do anything.

Mia Wasikowska
Oct 7, 2006

yeah but he races xena onnatop in that cool ferrari or whatever

Small Strange Bird
Sep 22, 2006

Merci, chaton!

howe_sam posted:

It does have maybe the most boring Bond car in the history of the franchise with that BMW sedan.
I dunno, the one from Spectre where Bond DURIFTUUUs around a strangely deserted Rome and chats on the phone to Moneypenny while being chased by some guy who does absolutely nothing was pretty yawnsome. As was the one where Bond and the bad guy drive their equally-matched spy cars around a melting ice palace for 37 minutes.

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got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747
Gillian Anderson rumored to be a possible Bond replacement :wtc: Isn't she like 50 already? Hard to do many stunts unless you want to look like Diamonds are Forever with how staged it was.

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