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The Nastier Nate posted:skooma512 may be a liar, a pig, an idiot, a communist, but he is NOT a porn star I can run background checks on whoever I want, TMMohammar...
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skooma512 posted:I'll take this communist card too Well, before you go, I've got some personal items for you. You belong to the Radio Shack Battery Club. Oh, ten Canadian dollars, that's a souvenir from your trip to upstate New York.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Well, before you go, I've got some personal items for you. You belong to the Radio Shack Battery Club. Oh, ten Canadian dollars, that's a souvenir from your trip to upstate New York. Your US passport; Social Security card; birth certificate; and your death certificate. Just hold on to that one in your safe-deposit box.
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MrSlam posted:I can run background checks on whoever I want, TMMohammar... Hurry up with the quotes, I've got you clocked at two miles per hour! 
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"Torture Land"..."Explosion Land"..."Searing Gas Pain Land"..."Unnecessary Surgery Land"...hmm..."Unnecessary Explosion"... 
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Do over Ham posted:"Torture Land"..."Explosion Land"..."Searing Gas Pain Land"..."Unnecessary Surgery Land"...hmm..."Unnecessary Explosion"... COME ON, MY CHILDREN NEED WINE!
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Sanguinia posted:COME ON, MY CHILDREN NEED WINE! Sex Cauldron?
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CatchrNdRy posted:Sex Cauldron? Are they talking about the bordello?
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Class3KillStorm posted:Are they talking about the bordello? No, it's my tummy! ...Stomach. ...Gut. ...Crap factory.
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DizzyBum posted:No, it's my tummy! Hey DizzyBum, you want a job in my factory?
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DizzyBum posted:No, it's my tummy! Ohhhhhh, my ovaries!!
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York_M_Chan posted:Ohhhhhh, my ovaries!! Hey York, your epidermis is showing.
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:Hey York, your epidermis is showing. CatchrNdRy posted:Sex Cauldron? Class3KillStorm posted:Are they talking about the bordello?
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Oh, I'm afraid this problem goes far beyond IMJack and Do over Ham.
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York_M_Chan posted:Ohhhhhh, my ovaries!! Arr! My groin!
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York_M_Chan posted:Ohhhhhh, my ovaries!! 
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Oh, I'm afraid this problem goes far beyond IMJack and Do over Ham. My ears are burning.
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Senior Woodchuck posted:Oh, I'm afraid this problem goes far beyond IMJack and Do over Ham. It's not really me! I used a stunt butt!
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IMJack posted:It's not really me! I used a stunt butt!  Well, the one on the left is IMJack, I don't know who the other two guys are.
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TMMadman posted:
Avert your eyes, children. He may take on other forms! 
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TMMadman posted:
Send him the standard racist remark apology. They're in the middle drawer.
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The Nastier Nate posted:Send him the standard racist remark apology. Your latest letter set off a riot in the maximum security wing of my heart
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MrSlam posted:Your latest letter set off a riot in the maximum security wing of my heart Hey guys, c'mon, shut up.  We didn't know you were here. Sorry Champ. It was Larry!
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IMJack posted:Hey guys, c'mon, shut up. Mr. Jack, do you mind if I swab you with this damp rag?
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But I was using my whole rear end. 
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York_M_Chan posted:Mr. Jack, do you mind if I swab you with this damp rag? You leave me with little recourse. 
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Root Bear posted:You leave me with little recourse. Maybe you could give me a lift home? :bigtran:
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Jerusalem posted:Maybe you could give me a lift home? :bigtran: 
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Haha, you'd be surprised how often that happens! 
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Jerusalem posted:Maybe you could give me a lift home? :bigtran: Send the bill to Baron von Kissalot.
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Mister Kingdom posted:But I was using my whole rear end. I recommend a slow, steady gorging process, combined with assal horizontology!
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MrSlam posted:Our only major quarrel's with your total lack of morals He lied to me in song! I hate when people do that!
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Root Bear posted:You leave me with little recourse.  
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Skeesix posted:I recommend a slow, steady gorging process, combined with assal horizontology! But the menu said "galaxy of prawns". Three prawns are hardly a galaxy! 
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JohnnyCanuck posted:But the menu said "galaxy of prawns". Three prawns are hardly a galaxy! Let's just say he's a few prawns short of a galaxy.
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JohnnyCanuck posted:But the menu said "galaxy of prawns". Three prawns are hardly a galaxy! I'm a human being! Let me have my dignity back!
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JohnnyCanuck posted:But the menu said "galaxy of prawns". Three prawns are hardly a galaxy! Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat?
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IMJack posted:Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat? IMJack, I don't use the word 'hero' lightly, but you are the greatest hero in American history.
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IMJack posted:Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat? 
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'Twas a moonless night, dark as pitch when out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man.
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