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mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

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♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

petit choux posted:

I bet we'll have him on Howard Stern instead of "fireside chats" a lot, too.



he has an entire circuit of shows to do

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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Oiled and Ready posted:

But if they vote leave he can hold a presser and parade through the streets of his new favorite country and even probably take credit for the vote passing

Being fair his British counterpart, Boris Johnson (born New York, millionaire, silly hair, weird face) is running the Leave campaign. So technically he can take some credit.

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Oiled and Ready posted:

Nah, this way if they vote remain he can make a few snide comments while he opens a luxurious golf resort

But if they vote leave he can hold a presser and parade through the streets of his new favorite country and even probably take credit for the vote passing

Whichever way it goes, the british press will be clambering over each other to get to Trump. There will be deaths. They're super excited every time an american conservative comes over anyway because they get to do the whole, "so, do you believe evolution is real?" thing (with the atmosphere of the crowd being such that someone might as well have just shouted out "welease woger!"), but they'll be positively giddy with excitement at the prospect of asking Trump some difficult questions and getting him to say nutty things about muslims or whatever.

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Al! posted:

I get you baloogan. We may be enemies on the field but you are my favorite poster

i like to imagine baloogan posting from the sewers while he plays war games and listens to the koyaanisqatsi soundtrack

Lote
Aug 5, 2001

Place your bets
"Donald Trump! Donald! Buzzfeed News! Marry, gently caress, kill? Harambe the Gorilla, baby Hitler, and a human avatar of 1945 Hiroshima?"

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬
https://twitter.com/benpershing/status/738033605692231680

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

mannerup posted:



he has an entire circuit of shows to do

It'll be interesting to see if Johnson goes on the Alex Jones show. He appeared the week of the 2012 election to talk about the Bohemian Grove and Bilderbergers, but I think he's trying to be a little more serious this time around.

Hillary would also be a fascinating guest on that show, but there's a 0% chance of that ever happening.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Hillary shows up to the Alex Jones show wearing snake eye contacts

Homeless Friend
Jul 16, 2007

Joementum posted:

Hillary would also be a fascinating guest on that show, but there's a 0% chance of that ever happening.

Even in my wildest dreams would I ever expect this to happen but holy poo poo do I want it to happen.

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Georgia GE poll - PPP
5/27 - 5/30 - 724 RV

Trump 45
Clinton 38
Johnson 6
Stein 2

Head-to-head: Trump 49, Clinton 40

Trump 44 fav / 49 unfav
Clinton 33 fav / 60 unfav

Among black voters: Clinton 80, Trump 2
Among white voters: Trump 67, Clinton 17


Georgia will not go blue.

Slate Action fucked around with this message at 16:53 on Jun 1, 2016

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
More from the PPP Georgia poll:

"Do you think Hillary Clinton was involved in the death of Vince Foster, or not?"

YES - 27%
NO - 38%
NOT SURE - 36%


"Are you glad that the North won the Civil War, or do you wish that the South had won?"

GLAD THE NORTH WON - 48%
WISH THE SOUTH HAD WON - 21%
NOT SURE - 32%

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

Slate Action posted:

the death of Vince Foster

I really wanted this to be the actual poll question and not the SA word filter :smith:

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

paranoid randroid posted:

Hillary shows up to the Alex Jones show wearing snake eye contacts
I know the Serious people would tut tut but I actually think this could be a good move.

Mirthless
Mar 27, 2011

by the sex ghost

petit choux posted:

I bet we'll have him on Howard Stern instead of "fireside chats" a lot, too.

Trump becomes the first president to get a handjob from a pornstar on live radio

pangstrom posted:

I know the Serious people would tut tut but I actually think this could be a good move.

esp. if she refused to acknowledge it the entire interview, even if confronted

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Slate Action posted:

GLAD THE NORTH WON - 48%
WISH THE SOUTH HAD WON - 21%
NOT SURE - 32%

:stare:

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
Clinton starts the interview like "Hi, thankssss for having me on, great to be here Aleckssssss"

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Joementum posted:

I really wanted this to be the actual poll question and not the SA word filter :smith:

It's one of my favourite word filters. That and John Miller.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

Clinton starts the interview like "Hi, thankssss for having me on, great to be here Aleckssssss"

*blinks sideways*

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Slate Action posted:

"Are you glad that the North won the Civil War, or do you wish that the South had won?"

GLAD THE NORTH WON - 48%
WISH THE SOUTH HAD WON - 21%
NOT SURE - 32%

Maybe try making your cities less flammable next time?:flame:

paranoid randroid posted:

Hillary shows up to the Alex Jones show wearing snake eye contacts

Why Alex...I didn't know you were a parseltongue!

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

I live in Stone Mountain, where the major landmark is a giant confederate memorial carved into the side of the titular mountain, and where was a KKK rally back in April. Of 2016.

Georgia!

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

mannerup posted:

even Jeb! has a single toxxer for the general

Things are going to have to get worse before they start coming home to JEB!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

NOT SURE (IF SAYING THE SOUTH SHOULD'VE WON WILL MAKE THIS POLLSTER THINK I'M RACIST) - 32%

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

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♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

Joementum posted:

I really wanted this to be the actual poll question and not the SA word filter :smith:

how do we know the clintons were not involved in his violent death back in 2007?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Slate Action posted:

I live in Stone Mountain, where the major landmark is a giant confederate memorial carved into the side of the titular mountain, and where was a KKK rally back in April. Of 2016.

Georgia!

Okay this is pretty apt for a state named after the later birthplace of Stalin.

William Bear
Oct 26, 2012

"That's what they all say!"

Toplowtech posted:

Jesus, his main visit in the UK and it's golf centric? It's like he is role-playing the emperor of America, Norton II of America and his main function is cutting ribbons. That explain the Prince Philip's level of causal racism.

Correct.

quote:

The vice presidential pick will also be part of the process of proving he’s ready for the White House, Manafort said.
 
“He needs an experienced person to do the part of the job he doesn’t want to do. He seems himself more as the chairman of the board, than even the CEO, let alone the COO.”
http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-paul-manafort-general-election_us_574619eee4b0dacf7ad3e201?m=false

Trump basically wants to be America's "ideas guy" and let his VP run the country day-to-day.

William Bear fucked around with this message at 17:07 on Jun 1, 2016

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

zoux posted:

NOT SURE (IF SAYING THE SOUTH SHOULD'VE WON WILL MAKE THIS POLLSTER THINK I'M RACIST) - 32%

"I'm not saying they should have stayed slaves, I'm just saying maybe they should know their place" -32%

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Slate Action posted:

I live in Stone Mountain, where the major landmark is a giant confederate memorial carved into the side of the titular mountain, and where was a KKK rally back in April. Of 2016.

Georgia!

Just an old sweet song keeps Georgia on my mind. You know, "Strange Fruit."

Bernice Anders
Feb 26, 2016

by zen death robot

William Bear posted:

Correct.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-paul-manafort-general-election_us_574619eee4b0dacf7ad3e201?m=false

Trump basically wants to be America's "ideas guy" and let his VP run the country day-to-day.

I thought that's what Chief of Staff was for.

OR

We already had this with Bush Cheney minus Bush having any ideas at all.

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Mirthless posted:

Trump becomes the first president to get a handjob from a pornstar on live radio

esp. if she refused to acknowledge it the entire interview, even if confronted
I just think it's the type of stunt she could actually pull off. Like her falsity (to the extent you believe that exists) actually leans into the bit premise/works, it's fine, she'll look like she doesn't take herself too seriously etc. I'm sure some people would say "look what Trump is making Hillary resort to" but I'm sure a lot of people would cheer, too.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Mirthless posted:

esp. if she refused to acknowledge it the entire interview, even if confronted

Make Alex Jones start to question if only he can see it.:tinfoil:

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

quote:

DUBLIN, Ohio -- The longtime PGA Tour event at Miami's Trump Doral resort is leaving South Florida and heading to Mexico City in 2017, with an official announcement scheduled for Wednesday afternoon at the Memorial Tournament.

http://espn.go.com/golf/story/_/id/15876975/pga-tour-move-event-miami-trump-doral-resort-mexico-city-2017

:lol:

Fritz Coldcockin
Nov 7, 2005

Montasque posted:



Miss me yet?

He found a bogle...for the glotch.

Perfectly Safe
May 30, 2003

no danger here.

Majorian posted:

Make Alex Jones start to question if only he can see it.:tinfoil:

With that in mind, maybe she wouldn't even need the contacts.

pathetic little tramp
Dec 12, 2005

by Hillary Clinton's assassins
Fallen Rib
Georgia Polls from PPP

quote:

-Trump fans are pretty ambivalent on whether they even think it's a good thing that the North won the Civil War. Only 37% say that they're glad the North won, compared to 31% who wish the South had won, and 32% who aren't sure one way or another.

-Finally we find that Trump fans support his practice of calling Elizabeth Warren 'Pocahontas,' 50-31. Among voters who have a negative opinion of Trump, 86% think it's inappropriate to call Warren by that moniker to only 10% who find it acceptable.

http://www.publicpolicypolling.com/main/2016/06/trump-has-solid-lead-over-clinton-in-georgia.html

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

Joementum posted:

It'll be interesting to see if Johnson goes on the Alex Jones show. He appeared the week of the 2012 election to talk about the Bohemian Grove and Bilderbergers, but I think he's trying to be a little more serious this time around.

Who says that the Bohemian Grove isn't serious?:

quote:

Members wander between these camps, getting progressively drunker as they go, peeing on trees as they please, even in the designated no-pee zone where the employee shuttles would bring us down to our cars. “Once, as I was driven the quarter mile distance between the dining hall and the parking lot I witnessed a dozen drunk men stumbling around,” said Stephen, who worked as a dishwasher in the kitchen. “They were peeing on trees which were only feet from the road. Others would not yield to our employee truck. We had to drive behind them at a snail’s pace.”

mannerup
Jan 11, 2004

♬ I Know You're Dying Trying To Figure Me Out♬

♬My Name's On The Tip Of Your Tongue Keep Running Your Mouth♬

♬You Want The Recipe But Can't Handle My Sound My Sound My Sound♬

♬No Matter What You Do Im Gonna Get It Without Ya♬

♬ I Know You Ain't Used To A Female Alpha♬

I want to see the 10% of people with a negative view of Trump but an acceptable view of calling Warren Pocahontas

petit choux
Feb 24, 2016

Alter Ego posted:

He found a bogle...for the glotch.

Then all we have to do is wait out the incubation period, and they we'll have the little pitter-patter of little ones running around, doing all the usual stuff, eating each other, leaving gelatinous deposits under the furniture, all that stuff that seems so charming when they're somebody else's larvae.

Michael Corleone
Mar 30, 2011

by VideoGames

mannerup posted:

how do we know the clintons were not involved in his violent death back in 2007?



This is why I thought it was their 'prank' question, if this is the outfit that does that.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Chilling

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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

quote:

Would-be students were asked to list their liquid assets, which helped the Trump sales team determine if they could be “buyers.”

Salespeople were instructed to “collect personalized information” about the potential students. As an example, the playbooks said, “are they a single parent of three children that may need money for food?”

According to the playbooks, “money is never a reason for not enrolling in Trump University; if they really believe in you and your product, they will find the money. You are not doing any favor by letting someone use lack of money as an excuse.”

...


If a prospective student expressed concern about using their credit cards to finance their Trump University education, for instance, salespeople were instructed to respond by saying, “I see, do you like living paycheck to paycheck? Do you like just getting by in life? Do you enjoy seeing everyone else but yourself in their dream houses and driving their dream cars with huge checking accounts? Those people saw an opportunity, and didn’t make excuses, like what you’re doing now.”

When dealing with people without credit cards, salespeople told them, “We teach the technique of using OPM… Other People’s Money. What most people do is handle the tuition by putting it on their credit cards because it gives them the ability to make very small monthly payments and maintain a low overhead to run their real-estate project. Then we [tell] them to use their success in real estate to pay off the banks in a couple of months or so. However, you don’t seem to have the advantage of having that kind of leveraging power. Do you have any other seed capital or savings set aside to further invest into your real-estate projects?”

Further, the playbooks advised recruiters to ask about using their savings to “borrow from your own retirement account to finance real estate investments.”

This is low even for Trump.

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