Retarded_Clown_ posted:

lol all the guns do no damage ok *goes back to killing 400+ cops on one map with a flamethrower that makes them die in an instant in screaming burning agony* oh look a bulldozer *destroys an entire room by firing an RPG, including killing teammates* man i think i will need to defend here a while *deploys a bipod machine gun and kills every cop in the county*

man i sure wish i was playing calladoody 591 where guns hurt *kills 4 cops with 1 shot from a .50 cal sniper rifle, gets cheevo for it* *does the same thing with a grenade launcher, gets another cheevo for it*

gee sure wish i could get a change of pace *plays mission where you race nukes past a gauntlet of cops* man even that isn't quite doing it for me *kills 5000 russians attacking a secret base from hardcore henry*

sure wish i could stand out from my teammates *switches from build that eats bullets like pez and destroys everything with a machine gun to a medic build that yells at people to get them up off the ground* hm still not different enough *uses sentry gun and flaming trip mine build instead* but i'm still even using armor i want to run around in a suit and murder a million people *clicks a button, now dodges bullets effortlessly and runs around like sonic killing everything with akimbo pistols, firing the pistols to the saturday morning cartoon beat*

there are a lot of reasons to hate paydude but really the only one here that isn't wrong as gently caress here is 'stealth sucks' which it does

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

http://kotaku.com/inside-the-surprisingly-big-overwatch-porn-scene-1778229605


good article.

Black Baby Goku posted:

hahaha

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

lol all the guns do no damage ok *goes back to killing 400+ Genjis on one map with a pulse bomb that makes them die in an instant in screaming burning agony* oh look a payload vehicle *destroys an entire room by using a Dragonstrike, including killing teammates* man i think i will need to defend here a while *deploys a gattling turret and kills every defender in the server*

man i sure wish i was playing calladoody 591 where guns hurt *kills 4 Bastions with 1 shot from a Widow's kiss, gets cheevo for it* *does the same thing with a Venom Mine, gets another cheevo for it*

gee sure wish i could get a change of pace f *plays Control* man even that isn't quite doing it for me *kills 5000 Reapers attacking a secret base from hardcore Hanzo*

sure wish i could stand out from my teammates *switches from build that eats bullets like pez and destroys everything with a machine gun to a medic build thas uses Crossfade * hm still not different enough *uses Sonic Amplifier and wall ride build instead* but i'm still even using armor i want to run around in a skintight asspants and murder a million people *clicks a button, switches to Tracer and now dodges bullets effortlessly and runs around like sonic killing everything with akimbo pistols, firing the pistols to the saturday morning cartoon beat*

there are a lot of reasons to hate Overwatch but really the only one here that isn't wrong as gently caress here is 'censorship of sexuality in games sucks' which it does

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

http://kotaku.com/inside-the-surprisingly-big-overwatch-porn-scene-1778229605


good article.

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

there are a lot of reasons to hate Overwatch but really the only one here that isn't wrong as gently caress here is 'censorship of sexuality in games sucks' which it does

zen death robot posted:

Said as you open an incognito window and start searching

Pablo Gigante posted:

I'm not an Overwatch porn consumer, that's what's so insane about this.

net cafe scandal posted:

If you’re not at work, watch this one of D.Va and Hanzo. See how she gazes up at him before sensation overtakes her, forcing her gaze downward? See all the rapid expressions in between? Hanzo’s not exactly being gentle. D.Va’s into it, but there’s a lot of pain mixed with the pleasure. Take notes, Blizzard. That’s called economy of storytelling. No hammy dialogue, either!

Black Baby Goku posted:

Black Baby Goku posted:

Bobnumerotres posted:

Play of the Game: SlaverRapist as Reaper

net cafe scandal posted:

Actually, his name was SlaveRapist.

zen death robot posted:

NickRoweFillea posted:

Also Synthy, with your Pharah/Mercy counterstrategy, I'm trying to git gud at hooking with Roadhog. Isn't it hitscan?

Black Baby Goku posted:

Tracer needs to have her rear end in a top hat reamed

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

lol all the guns do no damage ok *goes back to killing 400+ cops on one map with a flamethrower that makes them die in an instant in screaming burning agony* oh look a bulldozer *destroys an entire room by firing an RPG, including killing teammates* man i think i will need to defend here a while *deploys a bipod machine gun and kills every cop in the county*

man i sure wish i was playing calladoody 591 where guns hurt *kills 4 cops with 1 shot from a .50 cal sniper rifle, gets cheevo for it* *does the same thing with a grenade launcher, gets another cheevo for it*

gee sure wish i could get a change of pace *plays mission where you race nukes past a gauntlet of cops* man even that isn't quite doing it for me *kills 5000 russians attacking a secret base from hardcore henry*

sure wish i could stand out from my teammates *switches from build that eats bullets like pez and destroys everything with a machine gun to a medic build that yells at people to get them up off the ground* hm still not different enough *uses sentry gun and flaming trip mine build instead* but i'm still even using armor i want to run around in a suit and murder a million people *clicks a button, now dodges bullets effortlessly and runs around like sonic killing everything with akimbo pistols, firing the pistols to the saturday morning cartoon beat*

there are a lot of reasons to hate paydude but really the only one here that isn't wrong as gently caress here is 'stealth sucks' which it does

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

.....Yeah. I think this is the point in the thread where it's time I leave for Games, where they dont speak about Tracer in such a vulgar way.




EDIT: Just got from Games. It's actually worse there. gently caress This Bad Earth.

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

.....Yeah. I think this is the point in the thread where it's time I leave for Games, where they dont speak about Tracer in such a vulgar way.




EDIT: Just got from Games. It's actually worse there. gently caress This Bad Earth.

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

I really don't appreciate the Overwatch porn. It's p. gross. I think this thinkpiece about it that I copied to my clipboard says it all:

overwatch porn overwatch hentai tracer getting hosed gifs overwatch pornography

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

I really don't appreciate the Overwatch porn. It's p. gross. I think this thinkpiece about it that I copied to my clipboard says it all:

overwatch porn overwatch hentai tracer getting hosed gifs overwatch pornography

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

I really don't appreciate the Overwatch porn. It's p. gross. I think this thinkpiece about it that I copied to my clipboard says it all:

overwatch porn overwatch hentai tracer getting hosed gifs overwatch pornography

Retarded_Clown_ posted:

I really don't appreciate the Overwatch porn. It's p. gross. I think this thinkpiece about it that I copied to my clipboard says it all:

overwatch porn overwatch hentai tracer getting hosed gifs overwatch pornography

Retarded_Clown_ posted: