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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Preventing diamond theft, 1954‐style:

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Syd Midnight
Sep 23, 2005

Raskolnikov38 posted:

or hell to make extra sure and use an oil rig to dig a deep rear end hole at the bottom of the Gulf of Mexico and then cap it with cement
Extremely deep boreholes. If you drill them in a subduction zone, plate tectonics will carry the waste deeper and deeper and deposit it the Earth's mantle. I suppose they don't want spent fuel rods to go away forever in case they figure out some new use for them.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




NLJP posted:

Incidentally I always love poo poo like this. As a former archaeologist this still blows my mind. Just look at it!

I'm way more familiar with dry stone walls in northern europe but those are amateur hour compard to this.

If you look into it you'll realize those walls were made by aliens.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Sirotan posted:

This is basically what the Egyptians did with their tombs to prevent grave robbers, and well, you can see how well that worked for them.

The graves are still there, dumb-rear end grave robbers only took the stuff inside the graves lmao.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Don't label it, don't tell anyone where it is. Problem solved. Also don't let some asshat who works there make a treasure map for the fun of it.

Fake edit: actually, let them make maps, but point it to Oak Island so everyone goes where there is nothing to be found.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

The only proposal (and test site) for a nuclear waste permanent dump that I've seen (and visited) is such that there's absolutely no way to dig the stuff back up without Star Wars-level technology. The intention is to cover it with forest and that's it.

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xJ4u9YtDDo

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts
My nuclear waste disposal plan is foolproof and relies on simple human nature...
Mix it up with a little soil and then stick a big sign saying
"Free backfill*

*use at own risk
"
There you go, itll be off your hands before you can say "free" and you just covered your own rear end too ;)

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Leave it on on the curb with a sign taped to it saying "Do not steal". You don't even have to disguise it, just leave it in the barrels.

goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

John Denver Hoxha posted:

My nuclear waste disposal plan is foolproof and relies on simple human nature...
Mix it up with a little soil and then stick a big sign saying
"Free backfill*

*use at own risk
"
There you go, itll be off your hands before you can say "free" and you just covered your own rear end too ;)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m7mHeyL9I8&t=150s

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Syd Midnight posted:

Extremely deep boreholes. If you drill them in a subduction zone, plate tectonics will carry the waste deeper and deeper and deposit it the Earth's mantle. I suppose they don't want spent fuel rods to go away forever in case they figure out some new use for them.

Most of a "spent" fuel rod is perfectly useful nuclear fuel. We've just collectively decided not to build reactors that burn it.

TTerrible
Jul 15, 2005

Jerry Cotton posted:

The only proposal (and test site) for a nuclear waste permanent dump that I've seen (and visited) is such that there's absolutely no way to dig the stuff back up without Star Wars-level technology. The intention is to cover it with forest and that's it.

What was this?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

TTerrible posted:

What was this?

Your mother.

e: The picture in the article isn't very good because it doesn't show the actual tunnels you put the waste in.

an AOL chatroom
Oct 3, 2002

Near where I grew up, there was a laundromat that instead of properly treating and/or disposing of the chemicals they used, just dumped everything into the ground, causing "an astonishing toxic legacy". That was in 1990, and they're still dealing with it.

EPA: ‘Astonishing Toxic Legacy’ At Former Wall Dry Cleaners Site

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

an AOL chatroom posted:

Near where I grew up, there was a laundromat that instead of properly treating and/or disposing of the chemicals they used, just dumped everything into the ground, causing "an astonishing toxic legacy". That was in 1990, and they're still dealing with it.

EPA: ‘Astonishing Toxic Legacy’ At Former Wall Dry Cleaners Site

An automotive garage back in the late 90's where I live got caught and fined for dumping a ton of degreaser and other chemicals down the storm drain behind their building. How'd they get caught? The sensors on some guy's yacht tied up at the marina 1/2 a km away started going nuts, and they traced it back to the garage.

Fallows
Jan 20, 2005

If he waits long enough he can use his accrued interest from his savings to bring his negative checking balance back into the black.

an AOL chatroom posted:

Near where I grew up, there was a laundromat that instead of properly treating and/or disposing of the chemicals they used, just dumped everything into the ground, causing "an astonishing toxic legacy". That was in 1990, and they're still dealing with it.

EPA: ‘Astonishing Toxic Legacy’ At Former Wall Dry Cleaners Site

Lol my last job got in trouble with their dirty run off going into sewers so now they have pumps that get the nasty run off and dump it right into the lake

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

On a long list of things I never hope to do, this might be near the top:

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i hope he invested in nose plugs

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Grey Fox posted:

On a long list of things I never hope to do, this might be near the top:



So is it a well or a septic tank?

Grey Fox
Jan 5, 2004

Always assume the worst.

Anyway, the reddit thread it came from also had this absolutely terrifying related video about Delta P:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Phanatic posted:

And then the report raised the issue: is 'surefire' even something we should be going for?

quote:

We have all become very marker-prone, but shouldn't we nevertheless admit that, in the end, despite all we try to do, the most effective "marker" for any intruders will be a relatively limited amount of sickness and death caused by the radioactive waste? In other words, it is largely a self-correcting process if anyone intrudes without appropriate precautions, and it seems unlikely that intrusion on such buried waste would lead to large-scale disasters. An analysis of the likely number of deaths over 10,000 years due to inadvertent intrusion should be conducted. This cost should be weighted against that of the marker system.

Ah, the Jerry Pournelle solution. Pile it up in the desert, fence it in, and put signs on the fence saying "If you cross this fence or can't read, you will die."

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


I thought that the whole document about nuclear waste was quite interesting, and I unironically enjoyed reading the whole thing :shobon:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Grey Fox posted:

On a long list of things I never hope to do, this might be near the top:



:itwaspoo:

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
Sorry if these were already featured in the thread, Soviet OSHA posters.


AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

an AOL chatroom posted:

Near where I grew up, there was a laundromat that instead of properly treating and/or disposing of the chemicals they used, just dumped everything into the ground, causing "an astonishing toxic legacy". That was in 1990, and they're still dealing with it.

EPA: ‘Astonishing Toxic Legacy’ At Former Wall Dry Cleaners Site

Why doesn't the article name the former owners of the White Swan Cleaners and discuss how the EPA is suing them into the ground?

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

Why doesn't the article name the former owners of the White Swan Cleaners and discuss how the EPA is suing them into the ground?

Your questions assume that the the owners are (a) still alive and (b) have enough recoverable assets to make even the slightest dent in what the cleanup costs. If they are alive, filing criminal charges against them is probably more important than a civil suit.

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

AceRimmer posted:

Sorry if these were already featured in the thread, Soviet OSHA posters.




These posters are actually warning workers not to damage the valuable machines with their cheap, easily replaceable bodies.

Internet Janitor
May 17, 2008

"That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."

quote:

Ah, the Jerry Pournelle solution. Pile it up in the desert, fence it in, and put signs on the fence saying "If you cross this fence or can't read, you will die."

Wow, a nuclear waste cleanup program that can also improve the literacy rate of your surviving population!

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Lurking Haro
Oct 27, 2009


The adventures of the 1-second clairvoyant
or why not to lean your head on the train buffers.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

Grey Fox posted:

Always assume the worst.

Anyway, the reddit thread it came from also had this absolutely terrifying related video about Delta P:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEtbFm_CjE0

ugh god, that crab :barf:

PhotoKirk
Jul 2, 2007

insert witty text here

an AOL chatroom posted:

Near where I grew up, there was a laundromat that instead of properly treating and/or disposing of the chemicals they used, just dumped everything into the ground, causing "an astonishing toxic legacy". That was in 1990, and they're still dealing with it.

EPA: ‘Astonishing Toxic Legacy’ At Former Wall Dry Cleaners Site

We had one near our house as well.

http://www.chron.com/neighborhood/cyfair-news/article/Child-care-center-files-suit-against-dry-cleaners-2095966.php

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


You don't have to wait until the apocalypse is over for people to get poisoned by radiation because they didn't understand it. Good episode of Star Trek about it, too.

OSHA: No amount of signage can compensate for human stupidity.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO

Airborne Viking posted:

ugh god, that crab :barf:

Imagine that but it's you cause you didn't mind the Delta P like a moron, you stupid piece of poo poo.

mom and dad fight a lot
Sep 21, 2006

If you count them all, this sentence has exactly seventy-two characters.

MariusLecter posted:

Imagine that but it's you cause you didn't mind the Delta P like a moron, you stupid piece of poo poo.

I'm not sure how that video does it, but wow. You're immediately interested, then it hits you with fear before teaching some really important and not so obvious stuff. Than it makes you feel like a loving rear end in a top hat moron for not knowing about it already. It's a masterpiece.

Waffle! posted:

You don't have to wait until the apocalypse is over for people to get poisoned by radiation because they didn't understand it. Good episode of Star Trek about it, too.

OSHA: No amount of signage can compensate for human stupidity.
Trap sprung. I haven't watched much TNG (as the average goon), but that was a good episode that I remember well.

tater_salad
Sep 15, 2007



Each time I Read of this it makes me sick to my stomach..
read also: How Herbie the love bug radiated a town.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


Nowadays the immediate Tom Clancy :tinfoil: theory would have written itself with medical devices looted and sold to terrorists. When in reality it was poor people looking for scrap metal :(

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

MariusLecter posted:

Imagine that but it's you cause you didn't mind the Delta P like a moron, you stupid piece of poo poo.

exactly why we need the SEA PATROL

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

steinrokkan posted:

exactly why we need the SEA PATROL

gently caress yes SEA PATROL. loving divers!!! Take their diving gear and CRUSH it.

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Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot

steinrokkan posted:

exactly why we need the SEA PATROL

Those dang scooby-doo divers.

I miss that thread so much.

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