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Salmiakki posted:america continues to baffle me 
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step 1. baffle Finland step 2. "liberate" Finland step 3. profit |
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Jun 1, 2016 16:55
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Better hurry up before we turn into Crimea 2.0 |
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Jun 1, 2016 16:57
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America should choose a president through a slam dunk competition. |
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Jun 1, 2016 16:58
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Piso Mojado posted:America should choose a president through a slam dunk competition. it would make more sense than what we currently do |
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Jun 1, 2016 16:58
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shinmai posted:Better hurry up before we turn into Crimea 2.0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoXmca9LbuA
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Jun 1, 2016 17:00
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in 2096 a general will rise to prominence after a period of economic and political crisis resulting in the conquest mexico and will begin a militaristic dictatorial dynasty after the second bombing of washington
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Jun 1, 2016 17:19
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Someday, in the not so distant future... U.N. Hearing Room Russian Delegate: I don't trust the US's intentions regarding the missile shield in Poland U.N. President: I have read your petition, and I understand your concerns regarding the United States and their "intentions" as you put it, regarding the missile shield. Russian Delegate: We in Mother Russia feel as though this is like having a how you say, marks man shooter? He is standing across the street from your dear friend's house, smiling and waving, saying "do not worry! I am here to protect you!" and all the while they are looking down the scope. We do not like it. U.N. President: Do you have any suggestions? Chinese Delegate: I have a complaint regarding our pleasure resort we built in the Pacific please... U.N. President: *sigh* just a second. Once calamity at a time, ladies and gentlemen! U.S. Delegate: If I may, Mr. President? U.N. President: Please! *visibly relieved* U.S. Delegate: We have decided to ease the world's fears concerning the election of our recent President, Mr. Mickey Mouse- while we sort out what the hell to do next we have voted on and passed legislation supporting this temporary measure which should ease tensions around the world **the lights dim, revealing a screen and an image very much resembling Facebook's interface** General Johnson: As you can see, this looks very much like the interface many of you use on Facebook. From now on, any decision the US chooses to make that has any impact on the international community, World Leaders will have the chance to Like, Love, Hate, Be Sad, Be Angry, and on holidays there will be special symbols you can associate with your feelings toward US Foreign Policy. Everyone: 
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Jun 1, 2016 17:22
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alnilam posted:ah, to pet ze kitty... *puffs on cigarette* it is something to, 'ow you say, recommend oui |
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Jun 1, 2016 17:30
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Piso Mojado posted:America should choose a president through a slam dunk competition. you'd still have the same ones: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heights_of_presidents_and_presidential_candidates_of_the_United_States ---------------- |
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Jun 1, 2016 18:31
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Hogge Wild posted:you'd still have the same ones: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heights_of_presidents_and_presidential_candidates_of_the_United_States Why is that a wiki page 
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Mulli posted:Why is that a wiki page here's a funny thread about that: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3263403 ---------------- |
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Jun 1, 2016 18:36
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wow Hogge Wild you're just full of links
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Jun 1, 2016 18:42
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alnilam posted:wow Hogge Wild you're just full of links there's a few in my profile too ---------------- |
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Jun 1, 2016 18:46
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MrWillsauce posted:absurd alhazred can you recommend me another movie please? Barton Fink was very good Aww, I'm glad you liked it! If you haven't watched Fargo, do so. I really liked The Martian, if you're into hard Sci Fi. ---------------- |
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Jun 1, 2016 20:07
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It's Soviet week or something so they're showing the Russian version of the show where a cop travels back in time  on TV
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Jun 1, 2016 20:17
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Ooh and Vodka, Inspector Palmu, which has the only good chase scene in the history of Finnish cinema. |
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Jun 1, 2016 20:18
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Hogge Wild posted:there's a few in my profile too
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Jun 1, 2016 20:20
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look upon me i'll show you the life of the mind |
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Jun 1, 2016 20:23
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FilthIncarnate posted:look upon me the best coen brothers movie imo
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Jun 1, 2016 20:31
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:the best coen brothers movie imo They've said they'll consider doing a sequel but only when the main actor gets really old Working title "Old Fink" |
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Jun 1, 2016 21:15
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It's really a great movie, especially once you realize it's a thinly-veiled biopic of Clifford Odets |
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Jun 1, 2016 21:17
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In other news it seems the only reliable way to get me to post is apparently to mention "Barton Fink". |
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Jun 1, 2016 21:17
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In other other news I have like eight chicken thighs I need to use up, and I''m just out of ideas at this point. Anyone have a recipe that doesn't involve paella, curry, or Filth Incarnate's patented "Sunshine Chicken", a complicated and time-consuming soy sauce/honey reduction? I've been craving something I had a couple times a few years ago, which a friend has just informed me is called "pulao", and he has a cookbook with the recipe but won't send me it because he's busy just *sigh* anyway I'm open to suggestions. |
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Jun 1, 2016 21:20
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chicken thigh idea: cook them in a large skillet, covered, over low heat for about 45 minutes with onions, carrots, celery and red peppers. add salt, cayenne, garlic and white pepper. flip every 8 or nine minutes, cook until they are falling apart when you flip them. let rest about 5 minutes to absorb most of the juice.
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Jun 1, 2016 21:25
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i just made this with chicken breasts but you could do it with thighs and it would probably work fry the chicken parts for two minutes a side in a fry pan then chuck them in an oven at about 360f for 20 minutes while that's going on chop up about 7oz/200g mushrooms and fry them in butter until they start browning. pour in 1/2 cup white wine and 2 crushed and chopped garlic cloves, cook all that until the wine loses its boozy character. Add about 1/2 cup creme fraiche then heat all that up until it thickens a bit. Add some parsley Retrieve the chicken from the oven, pour that sauce in and around the chicken and put whatever you want on the side. It's pretty unhealthy but very edible
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Jun 1, 2016 21:35
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Y'all are the best. I'm tempted to do Mr. Luvcow's idea since I have most of those ingredients on hand already, but Mr. Boner's looks delicious too. I hmmmmm. |
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Jun 1, 2016 21:39
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One should not eat chicken but instead embrace it with love and care and respect. Then eat its unborn chicks. |
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Jun 1, 2016 21:40
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FilthIncarnate posted:Y'all are the best. if you go with mine scale up the ingredients, this is probably enough for 3 chicken breasts so double or maybe even triple it if you're going to cook a lot of chicken
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isn't barton fink the one that's all candle-lit and they had to invent a new f-stop to film it and everyone had to remain really still all the time during filming
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I have to jazz these up somehow. I might end up doing something radical. I might make a chicken mull. I have no response to this, but I appreciate and value your contribution. ------ I need something with lots of sauce, but it probably shouldn't include milk. How can I get this chicken wet |
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Jun 1, 2016 21:48
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Luvcow posted:mookie betts hit 3 home runs tonight! this redsox team is so, so much fun to watch |
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Jun 1, 2016 21:51
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I have rice wine so I'm making drunken chicken thank you all for your advice and support during this trying time. |
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alnilam posted:isn't barton fink the one that's all candle-lit and they had to invent a new f-stop to film it and everyone had to remain really still all the time during filming oh wait no that was barry lyndon
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Jun 1, 2016 22:12
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alnilam posted:oh wait no that was barry lyndon I love that movie |
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Jun 1, 2016 22:21
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Any good recipes for the following ingredients: French fries, steaks, eggs, one slice of bread? They're all I've got. |
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Jun 1, 2016 22:24
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Jerry Cotton posted:Any good recipes for the following ingredients: French fries, steaks, eggs, one slice of bread? They're all I've got.
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tao of lmao posted:this redsox team is so, so much fun to watch it's been amazing, I am a baseball stats geek
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Jerry Cotton posted:Any good recipes for the following ingredients: French fries, steaks, eggs, one slice of bread? They're all I've got. Ooh my turn! First, toast your bread, then crumble it into tiny Itty bitty little pieces. Then, cook your fries in a manner you desire, either deep fried or baked or pan fried, however your heart desires. Cut your steak in half, but not the easy way. Cut it so that you have a top half and bottom half, not left and right. Scoop out some of the steak filling (bag it for later to cook up a delicious late night snack!) And replace what you remove with French fries. Place the top half back on top you your fry filled steak bowl, and egg the whole thing. Just drench it in egg. More than you're thinking, you really don't want to underegg this thing. Next roll the messy creation in your bread crumbs. Aw gently caress, the steak fell apart and fries spilled everywhere, didn't they? It's okay, rebuild it and this time you can use some twine if you have any to bind it closed. If not then just do your best. Once the whole steak is crumb'd up, or all the crumbs are gone, stick the whole shebang in the deep fryer. The deep fryer is on, right? poo poo. Well turn it on. No don't take the steak out, let the oil heat while it's in there. Give it some time. Once the bread crumbs are a dark brown and the eggy gooiness becomes less goo like and more cooked egglike, it's probably done. Remember to remove the twine after taking it out of the oil, and do your best to enjoy! Now call your doctor and schedule an appointment because it probably wasn't cooked all the way. You an try again tomorrow. |
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Jerry Cotton posted:Any good recipes for the following ingredients: French fries, steaks, eggs, one slice of bread? They're all I've got. Sounds like the makings of a Pittsburgh sando In short fry the egg and put it + everything else on the bread as a sandwich. Yes even the fries. This is the traditional food of Pixburgh. |
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