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vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011

sticksy posted:

GG, please rename TRP to "We get that we are crud"

Nah rename it "we told you that plastic is pretty hard to destroy"

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TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

Ewar Woowar posted:

No one is going to read that post.

You gotta bold the tastiest parts of the rant for us

Lightbulb Grease
Aug 9, 2006

Oh, hi girls. Tom Cruise here.
Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bp3fxyZFCoo

8raz
Jun 22, 2007


He's Scouse, He's Sound.
she actually has a decent shot

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


would

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012


Also would do the chick too

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


This will be logged as evidence some day soon.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9QIozzi4rKs

E: oh this was just posted in the photos thread

trem_two fucked around with this message at 23:06 on May 25, 2016

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://twitter.com/Arsenal/status/735551993293508608

XBenedict
May 23, 2006

YOUR LIPS SAY 0, BUT YOUR EYES SAY 1.


Barely in the door and already begging for a key.

dex_sda
Oct 11, 2012



lmao

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

lol

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Nips so hard they might be made of granite.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?





African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
I hope scottish people never acquire self awareness

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
oh my god please tell me that's serious

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Holy lol

ragle
Nov 1, 2009
https://twitter.com/CookPassTim/status/735912063860498437

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009

You just got third.

PirateBob
Jun 14, 2003

gently caress's sake :gonk:

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Not sure if there are words to describe this tbh

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



I switched it off about 3/4 of the way tbh

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Bovril Delight posted:

I switched it off about 3/4 of the way tbh

18 seconds and then I shut it off.

jre
Sep 2, 2011

To the cloud ?



Shrapnig posted:

18 seconds and then I shut it off.

same :barf:

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


watched without sound and it was v embarrassing

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

This is worse than you can possibly imagine

triple sulk
Sep 17, 2014



Shrapnig posted:

18 seconds and then I shut it off.

exactly same

Poonior Toilett
Aug 21, 2004

m'lady

Kaaaa aaaa aaaaaaa *click*

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me

/
As you can see we're having Sir Bobby removed from the premises as you requested, Mr Mourinho.

Ewar Woowar
Feb 25, 2007


Telling the youth players where to go

Sneaks McDevious
Jul 29, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

edwoodwardpointingatthings.tumblr.com

Frankston
Jul 27, 2010


I thought mourinho was supposed to be a stylish dresser

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;
The Irish are escaping so I'm not putting this in the SPL thread.

https://twitter.com/funatthetop/status/737994840282140673





£4000 of crowd funded money to place an advert in a Swiss paper so that UEFA?????

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Total Meatlove posted:

The Irish are escaping so I'm not putting this in the SPL thread.

https://twitter.com/funatthetop/status/737994840282140673





£4000 of crowd funded money to place an advert in a Swiss paper so that UEFA?????
Persistence beats Res-twelve-ance?

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack
Craft beer Grantland retards have a new website

https://theringer.com/paul-pogba-david-alaba-euros-5b6b9902e682#.ovjd0qt3d

"What’s most incredible about the Pogba Experience is how much it seems like he’s playing an American sport. He’s taken the classic, consistent precision of central midfield play and turned it into a slam dunk contest. He’ll misplace a few passes (his 83 percent completion percentage is fine) or he’ll commit a couple unnecessary fouls, then all of a sudden he’s won the ball and is burning down a midfield like a one-man fastbreak. He’ll disappear for a five-minute stretch, and then get on the end of a hail mary in the box and flip it into the far post. Despite being one of the most physically imposing players in the world, he navigates tight spaces with the elegance of a figure skater."

African AIDS cum
Feb 29, 2012


Welcome back, welcome back, welcome baaaack

TheBigAristotle
Feb 8, 2007

I'm tired of hearing about money, money, money, money, money.
I just want to play the game, drink Pepsi, wear Reebok.

Grimey Drawer
Reminds me of the classic "Choosing my EPL team" by Bill Simmons in 2007.

Here's Part 2

e: The Arsenal section alone with worth the price of admission:



Manager Arsene Wenger seems to be revered, with reader comments including "a more clutch version of Billy Beane -- they spend a small fraction compared to their chief opponents and achieved comparable results" … "he's the Bill Walsh of soccer, an offensive-minded attacking genius who hates playing 0-0 matches as much as everyone else hates watching them" … "always pretends he didn't see his players start fights with the other team, tacitly allowing their antics to continue" … and "quite simply, he's the best soccer coach in the world, the equivalent of Phil Jackson crossed with Billy Beane."

TheBigAristotle fucked around with this message at 23:38 on Jun 2, 2016

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straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

the grantland poo poo is a specific way of writing about the sport that's so loving infuriating to me. just talk about the way that a dude plays. the person writing the piece is papering over the fact that they don't actually watch anything but r/soccer highlights by being like 'he's an interrogator and a dominator, a giant and a jester...blah blah blah 80% completion percentage....blah blah blah, he's not xavi he's god.'

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