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Also, for all of Geordi's protests that his holodeck program was essential for getting the Enterprise out of the trap they were in, the answer was just to floor the ship, then cut the power and coast out. Then everyone was blown away because Picard used the gravity of a large asteroid to help pull the shop out. Starfleet accepts only the best and brightest but suddenly everyone forgets that inertia is a thing. They all had panicked looks on their faces when he steered toward the asteroid.
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Did geordi ever get invited to poker night?
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Did geordi ever get invited to poker night? I bet he did and I bet he was using his visor to cheat even though there wasn't any actual money involved.
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Jun 2, 2016 03:21
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Hell, I'd cheat too.
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he did but then he fell in love with Troi after having half a glass of romulan ale. By the second hand he was curled in a ball crying about how it wasn't fair that nice guys finish last. Riker said something kind of clever, then walked Geordi to his room while giving him advice on how to not try so hard. The rest of the episode is Geordi pulling up programs of classically dashing, charming men from public domain books, then failing when trying to incorporate them in is day to day life. By the end of the episode he learned its best just to be himself, and not try so hard, just like Riker had originally advised him.
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Jun 2, 2016 03:26
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Rikers culinary claim to fame was scrambled eggs how bachelor is that poo poo
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    How blessed we are
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whoflungpoop posted:Rikers culinary claim to fame was scrambled eggs how bachelor is that poo poo Ask Gordan loving Ramsey
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whoflungpoop posted:Rikers culinary claim to fame was scrambled eggs how bachelor is that poo poo And only the Klingon could eat them.
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whoflungpoop posted:Rikers culinary claim to fame was scrambled eggs how bachelor is that poo poo Worf liked them
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Riker cooking scrambled eggs made him the 24th century equivalent of insufferable 21st century people who insist on using fountain pens.
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Remember in season 1 Riker had a little tabletop hologram stripper in his quarters and there was a scene of him just sitting there watching it, smiling and nodding
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Sort of a futuristic Bonzi Buddy Hot
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cheerfullydrab posted:I bet he did and I bet he was using his visor to cheat even though there wasn't any actual money involved. Still better than Troi pegging everyone's tells and Data counting cards.
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Jun 2, 2016 04:05
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riker can win poker against an empath, an android, and a dude who can see through cards
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Well he is one of these Alaskan super men.
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VectorSigma posted:riker can win poker against an empath, an android, and a dude who can see through cards He would practice his poker face in the mirror
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criscodisco posted:Also, for all of Geordi's protests that his holodeck program was essential for getting the Enterprise out of the trap they were in, the answer was just to floor the ship, then cut the power and coast out. Nobody does that stuff anymore. "It's okay, I've done this in a simulator, back at the academy." doesn't really give confidence. In The Outrageous Okona, Okona suggests going through an astroid field, because why not? And Wesley is all "We'll just go around, at warp gently caress you." Starfleet officers don't get real world experience all that often. Most of them are just running errands the vast majority of the time. Or going back to the same loving nebula they've been studying for the last 5 years. The Enterprise is different, it's a flag ship, it goes out and finds trouble, either by having a reputation or just being out in the unknown.
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Remember in season 1 Riker had a little tabletop hologram stripper in his quarters and there was a scene of him just sitting there watching it, smiling and nodding It was 2 women in sparkly togas playing space harps, but he was totally enjoying the show. 
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VectorSigma posted:riker can win poker against an empath, an android, and a dude who can see through cards None could penetrate his mightiness of his beard. E: Or this smug look of satisfaction. Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Jun 2, 2016 |
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man speaking of rikers beard this might be my favorite Trek moment
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criscodisco posted:It was 2 women in sparkly togas playing space harps, but he was totally enjoying the show.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:man speaking of rikers beard this might be my favorite Trek moment Yeah,that wasn't exactly a big reveal because it didn't reveal anything. They also never resolved that plot line or a few Maquis plot lines because they couldn't get the actors to come back. Characters just died off screen. But no matter what version, Riker's still get the smug. That's that be natural thing Geordi keeps tripping over. Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 06:02 on Jun 2, 2016 |
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criscodisco posted:It was 2 women in sparkly togas playing space harps, but he was totally enjoying the show. No man could resist jerking off to this: 
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Automatic Slim posted:Yeah,that wasn't exactly a big reveal because it didn't reveal anything. They also never resolved that plot line or a few Maquis plot lines because they couldn't get the actors to come back. Characters just died off screen. The Dominion killed all the Maquis. Seasons of pointless characters just got exploded without almost any commentary. DS9 is cool like that.
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maybe Chakotay and B'elanna can restart the Maquis when they get back
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Automatic Slim posted:Yeah,that wasn't exactly a big reveal because it didn't reveal anything. They also never resolved that plot line or a few Maquis plot lines because they couldn't get the actors to come back. Characters just died off screen. I didn't mean to imply that it was a big moment or anything. it was just so loving hilariously ridiculous.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:I didn't mean to imply that it was a big moment or anything. it was just so loving hilariously ridiculous. Yep. Riker 2.0, Cal Hudson, Eddington, Ro Laren, all have the same plot line that never has any satisfactory conclusion. Somebody should also point out to Starfleet that a bunch of their mid level officers keep joining the same terrorist organization. Automatic Slim fucked around with this message at 06:33 on Jun 2, 2016 |
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If 7 of 9 didn't drian your teenager balls Jolene Blalock or Pamela Anderson did. And then the full blown internet happened. I... I never thought of this, but with all the internet porn that teenager boys can jerk off to, how do teenager ladies get their "fix"?
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Voyager: The Accurate Edition is a series of fan-edited Voyager episodes where they've taken shots of the ship floating in space or something and edited in a swarm of shuttles flying around like the vipers during combat scenes in BSG.
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VendaGoat posted:I never thought of this, but with all the internet porn that teenager boys can jerk off to, how do teenager ladies get their "fix"? Refusing to blow you after prom.
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I always had a thing for Olivia D'abo, the child Q. (Which also makes the entire Q civil war even more bullshit when you consider she was a child of the Q).
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rocket_man38 posted:I used to love the grin TNG recuts on youtube, they were all kind of like this. But CBS made youtube take them down. You can still find them on Dailymotion: http://www.dailymotion.com/GeneralGrin Grab them while they're still up because CBS is onto this and still trying to shut him down
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Crowsbeak posted:I always had a thing for Olivia D'abo, the child Q. (Which also makes the entire Q civil war even more bullshit when you consider she was a child of the Q). I always did too, which is peculiar because I knew I was gay. Are you 100% nailed down on chicks?
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Crowsbeak posted:I always had a thing for Olivia D'abo, the child Q. (Which also makes the entire Q civil war even more bullshit when you consider she was a child of the Q). Brave of you to speak out on your love of conventionally attractive 20-something blonde women.
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Ok I've never watched much of Voyager. Maybe most of season 1 before I gave up. Should I or shouldn't I watch Threshold because this thread kinda got me amped up for it.
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Ok I've never watched much of Voyager. Maybe most of season 1 before I gave up. Should I or shouldn't I watch Threshold because this thread kinda got me amped up for it. They find magic dilithium that lets them go warp 10, which shouldn't be a thing, and it turns paris into a lizard. He then kidnaps janeway, warp 10s again and they have lizard sex. They leave the kids on a random planet because what the gently caress are they going to do with them on a space ship. The end.
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