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smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

how many time u hosed?

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:29

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Immortan: Jun 6, 2015; by Shine

Can't remember.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:30

Doctor Dogballs: Apr 1, 2007; driving the fuck truck from hand land to pound town without stopping at suction station

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:31

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

I dunno like... 1560 times by now? I guess?

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:32

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

smoobles posted:

how many time u hosed?

at least as many as ur mom

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:33

ChrisHansen: Oct 28, 2014; Suck my damn balls.; Lipstick Apathy

Eight

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:33

Smash it Smash hit: Dec 30, 2009; prettay, prettay

Thought this was a dare thread voting 3

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:33

smoobles: Sep 4, 2014

jackyl posted:

at least as many as ur mom

hi dad

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:33

Sorryformybadjokes: Apr 21, 2004; I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.; Fallen Rib

you guys ever sit back with a beer and think about all the brothers and sisters you would have been blessed with if your dad hadn't come on your mothers boobs all the drat time?

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:37

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

smoobles posted:

hi dad

u can't prove that

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:37

The Whole Internet: May 26, 2010; by FactsAreUseless

about 350 maybe

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:38

let it mellow: Jun 1, 2000; Dinosaur Gum

she starts calling me saying she's six months pregnant, I haven't seen her for like 3 months, don't be starting poo poo like that

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:38

skeletonotherkin: Sep 26, 2014

ChrisHansen posted:

Eight

P much this unironically. My memory regarding my senior year of highschool is kind of hazy.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:41

A ILL BREAKFAST: Jun 9, 2007; *unsheathes katana*

like 3000? who the gently caress knows. its like u guys have never been in multi year relationships :confused:

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:43

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Just bought condemns, so 12.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:44

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Never enough, OP. Never enough.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:44

Inzombiac: Mar 19, 2007; PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY

I don't sex because God is staring at my dick hole all the time and he gets REAL MAD if anything other than pee pee comes out.

He always does a taste test and, no matter what, I can tell he has a knitted brow.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:45

MiracleWhale: Jun 30, 2015

i never gently caress, I only "make love"

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:47

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

MiracleWhale posted:

i never gently caress, I only "make love"

And in the end, the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:48

JiveHonky: May 12, 2001; by zen death robot; Grimey Drawer

Still waiting for the right corpse to wash up

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:48

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

JiveHonky posted:

Still waiting for the right corpse to wash up

And in the end, the love you take
Is equal to the love you make

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:49

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You mean times we've had sex or how many partners we have had?

If it's times I've had sex: 6

If it's partners I've had: 8

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:51

Mariana Horchata: Jun 30, 2008; College Slice

6969

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:51

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

does for loving rubber vagina strapped to a body pillow count?

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:55

Robbie Fowler: May 31, 2011

3.7

# ? Jun 2, 2016 04:59

satanic splash-back: Jan 28, 2009

it depends

# ? Jun 2, 2016 05:05

a shiny rock: Nov 13, 2009

a few hundred i dont know

# ? Jun 2, 2016 05:08

Iron Prince: Aug 28, 2005; Buglord

not sure?? we counting just dudes or ladies also too as well?

# ? Jun 2, 2016 05:10

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

I always tie up and take my used condoms with me so no one will take my precious goon seed.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 05:11

Savage For The Winjun: Jun 27, 2008

i keep track with hashmarks on the ceiling of my bedroom

# ? Jun 2, 2016 05:13

1001 Arabian dicks: Sep 16, 2013; EVE ONLINE IS MY ENTIRE PERSONALITY BECAUSE IM A FRIENDLESS SEMILITERATE LOSER WHO WILL PEDANTICALLY DEMAND PROOF FOR BASIC THINGS LIKE GRAVITY OR THE EXISTENCE OF SELF. ASK ME ABOUT CHEATING AT TARKOV BECAUSE, WELL, SEE ABOVE

# ? Jun 2, 2016 05:17

SIDS Vicious: Jan 1, 1970

smoobles please watch your language

# ? Jun 2, 2016 05:44

Kuato: Feb 25, 2005; "I CAN'T BELIEVE I ATE THE WHOLE THING"; Buglord

0. Backapge hookers too rich for my blood. I'd rather spend $200 on my comic collection investments.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 05:47

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

oldpainless posted:

You mean times we've had sex or how many partners we have had?

If it's times I've had sex: 6

If it's partners I've had: 8

this doesnt make sense

is this like the one riddle in the 70s where the doctor is a woman so thats why she cant operate on her son? because of her womanly feelings? or maybe you own a law firm and two of those partners are partners at the firm

please explain

# ? Jun 2, 2016 05:54

shoophobo: Aug 30, 2013; "shoophobo? more like shittyposter!"; Fallen Rib

im constipated

# ? Jun 2, 2016 05:55

The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

ScrotoTurboSperg posted:

this doesnt make sense

is this like the one riddle in the 70s where the doctor is a woman so thats why she cant operate on her son? because of her womanly feelings? or maybe you own a law firm and two of those partners are partners at the firm

please explain

He's counting the times he got cucked as sex maybe? :shrug:

# ? Jun 2, 2016 05:55

Edgar: Sep 9, 2005; Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!; Wedge Regret

About once a year if my wife is up to it.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 06:24

Haptical Sales Slut: Mar 15, 2010; Age 18 to 49

Inzombiac posted:

I don't sex because God is staring at my dick hole all the time and he gets REAL MAD if anything other than pee pee comes out.

He always does a taste test and, no matter what, I can tell he has a knitted brow.

If it's through some sort of Vail you may be Mormon. Consult a doctor if you feel the need to create food storage.

# ? Jun 2, 2016 06:27

kazr: Jan 28, 2005

i label my gently caress i did 1 2 and 4 and let them loose in this thread

# ? Jun 2, 2016 06:28

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mom and dad fight a lot: Sep 21, 2006; Can't post for 28 days!

I lost count, because I'm a sexhaver you see. :smug:

# ? Jun 2, 2016 06:44

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