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1. He will build the Great Wall to keep out the Mexicans. Will work way better than the one in China, because it will have razor wire. 2. Everything in the oval office will be filmed for his new reality show, White House Celebrity Apprentice. Nation's problems will be fixed by Dennis Rodman, Sharon Osbourne, Gary Busey, and La Toya Jackson. 3. War against China. We haven't had a big war in 70 years, it's about time to kick some rear end. 4. Low unemployment due to men aged 18-40 off fighting the war. 5. War against North Korea. What the hell, might as well take them out too, while we're over there. 6. ?
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6. bottled trump piss
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7. you can wear hats in church now gently caress you god
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8. SJWs jumping to their deaths off the wall.
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Can't wait for Trump to be president. Can you imagine at the g7 summit all the other leaders will be sniggering behind his back
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69. He will tap Ben Carson for VP as a means to get a production bonus on The Pyramids. Soon every city in America will have a Granary.
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9. Rosie O'Donnell receives life in prison for being fat and unattractive.
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10. He'll sell his name to failed construction projects. Oh wait, he already does that.
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11. 90 % of the population will die
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mdm posted:69. He will tap Ben Carson for VP as a means to get a production bonus on The Pyramids. Soon every city in America will have a Granary. 12 or 70 (whichever is funnier). The Great Wall of Trump doubles the effect of walls with cities that have them, doubles the combat strength against barbarians (Muslims), becomes a tourist attraction, and triggers a Golden Age for America.
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71. National anthem changed to the entire Halo soundtrack
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72. Hillary Clinton actually gets put in jail.
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73. United States renamed Hong Kong Dos, reconstruction efforts pattern style after beloved film Blade Runner
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tE6T-ecmg He'll make america great by bringing back waterboarding and worse than waterboarding.
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Trump will be the next assassinated president by the CIA
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Facebook Aunt posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I0tE6T-ecmg If that doesn't give you a boner IDK whats wrong with you. CANNOT WAIT.
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He'll make it ok to name your kids after Metallica tracks
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Here in England a trump is an alternative word for a fart so the idea alone of you guys having a President Trump is already an hilarious step in the right direction.
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Chrs Gry posted:Here in England a trump is an alternative word for a fart so the idea alone of you guys having a President Trump is already an hilarious step in the right direction. Laugh it up, you'll be going to war against China with us.
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trump will legalize my anime marriage
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Orange Sunshine posted:. Haven't you heard? Kim Jong Un and and Trump are BFFs now. He even took a crack at joining the nickname game with Dull Hillary. Mr. Clean and Sober and the Cleanest Most Pure People are gonna team up and fight the Mozzies and Mexicans.
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74. He will finally enact sharia law
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lonesomedwarf posted:6. bottled trump piss Trump gold
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for $40 you can dangle your balls anywhere in the Lincoln Bedroom
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8. cheetos banned for looking too much like his dick
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Zorodius posted:for $40 you can dangle your balls anywhere in the Lincoln Bedroom remember Andrew Jackson the populist president who partied so goddamn hard the plebs were hanging out the goddamn white house windows? trump gonna bring it back
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Return of the Enormous Cheese.
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Make sure to buy a couple of bottles of Wine and sit in front of 4chan's /pol/ board for a few hours when he eventually loses to Hillary Clinton because the Koch brothers pumped stacks of cash into Gary Johnson and split the Republican vote. It'll be meltdown central for a couple of days at least.
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SJWs will finally be outlawed and videogames will be free to feature butts without fear of persecution. Unfortunately, videogames will also no longer feature Black people.
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Hotter teachers because if the teachers are bangin' rear end hot, kids will study more.
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Was he rapping?
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Facebook Aunt posted:Was he rapping? he uses hand motions or "mudras" to hypnotize his audience. serious
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will trump get us laid????
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He is an evil genie who will grant Americans' wishes literally until we all kill ourselves.
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budget surplus due to trump personally appraising the USA brand at 40 trillion dollars
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His head will be the most glorious, hugest, fairest head on Mt. Rushmore. Everybody will love it, it'll be great, you'll love it, you'll see, it'll be the most well for, biggest head ever. You'll love it.
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The White House is now furnished with La-Z-Boy recliners, and lots of fake gold trim.
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Fishy Joe posted:will trump get us laid???? that would be socialism trump will help you help your bootstraps and with the money we're all going to make we'll get laid
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Gold is tacky as poo poo and dad-tier as gently caress tbh.
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