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Dalaram
Jun 6, 2002

Marshall/Kirtaner 8/24 nevar forget! (omg pedo)

logikv9 posted:

two words



taco bowl

Better than Jeb's Guaco Bowl diplomacy

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AARP LARPer
Feb 19, 2005

THE DARK SIDE OF SCIENCE BREEDS A WEAPON OF WAR

Buglord
"I must find a challenge to Trump,"
Said the jewish neocon lump
He wasn't very smart
So he just threw a dart
And that's how he picked this poor chump.

Two Frenches named David and Nancy
Became Renegade flights of fancy
"I'm off to Iraq
and until I comeback,
you must wear these chastity panties."

There once was a man named Bill Kristol
Who loved war and of Reagan was wistful,
He picked David French
From off the back bench
Who promptly ended his own life with a pistol.

Trump's president of a country in tatters
On walls everywhere there are many blood splatters
Kristol turns to me
Whispers, "I voted Hillary."
I laugh, "My good man, Nothing Matters!"

AARP LARPer fucked around with this message at 19:06 on Jun 2, 2016

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
The RNC’s New Hispanic Media Director:


She deleted all her anti-Trump tweets.

F Stop Fitzgerald
Dec 12, 2010

WAR DOGS OF SOCHI posted:

"I must find a challenge to Trump,"
Said the jewish neocon lump
He wasn't very smart
So he just threw a dart
And that's how he picked some poor chump.

Two Frenches named David and Nancy
Became Renegade flights of fancy
"I'm off to Iraq
and until I comeback,
you must wear these chastity panties."

There once was a man named Bill Kristol
Who loved war and of Reagan was wistful,
He picked David French
From off the back bench
Who promptly ended his own life with a pistol.

Trump's president of a country in tatters
On walls everywhere there are many blood splatters
Kristol turns to me
Wispers, "I voted Hillary"
I respond, "My good man, Nothing matters!"

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Montasque posted:

The RNC’s New Hispanic Media Director:


She deleted all her anti-Trump tweets.

Hat status: donned

logikv9
Mar 5, 2009


Ham Wrangler
soon all you will be

is another hat in the crowd

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/738433959374258176

New rankings are out!

zoux
Apr 28, 2006


Everyone post your brackets.

DrPlump
Oct 5, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Trump Me?
No, Trump U motherfucker!
*Click*

Karl Sharks
Feb 20, 2008

The Immortal Science of Sharksism-Fininism

Perfectly Safe posted:

By all means, stop defending this shamefully lovely article and we will say no more about it.

to me the article was just pointing out how dumb trump is that he doesn't understand the meaning of 'equal' in that context; he thinks it means everyone is literally the same, but obviously the authors of that passage meant equality in terms of rights. not sure why you've got this weird reading of the article

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx

"Gravis Marketing: B-" :eyepop:

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
https://twitter.com/ppppolls/status/738439344516648960

I love PPP's twitter.

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Hey I invest you
And this is crazy
But lets reopen
Trump U(maybe?)

FairGame
Jul 24, 2001

Der Kommander

Mr. Pumroy posted:

Trump U(?)

Trump U(?)/Leader(?) of the Civilizing Forces 2016

No Mans Land 2
May 2, 2016

by Shine

Intel&Sebastian posted:

Hey I invest you
And this is crazy
But lets reopen
Trump U(maybe?)

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum


that is dictatorship levels of flags imo

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
The "U(?)" makes sense because he is legally prohibited from calling it a "university".

Slate Action
Feb 13, 2012

by exmarx
Hillary: "I'll show that son of a bitch...my press conference is going to presidential as gently caress"

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

Joementum posted:

The "U(?)" makes sense because he is legally prohibited from calling it a "university".

lol good work around

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
its like how you cant call velveeta "cheese" in europe

Trump U Educational Product

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

paranoid randroid posted:

its like how you cant call velveeta "cheese" in europe

Trump U Educational Product

I think it was very educational for the participants, now they know what a scam looks like and that its a bad idea to 'max out all your credit cards and borrow money from friends'.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

"university"-flavored trump

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

paranoid randroid posted:

its like how you cant call velveeta "cheese" in europe

Trump U Educational Product

Why is there an asterisk next to product??

MadJackal
Apr 30, 2004

Maybe ToddlerGrip could take the FDA-workaround style (chicken "wyngz" not wings) and call it Trump Unyversitee.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
I Can't Believe It's Not Accredited!

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
The biggest downside to Shelly More Caputo as VP is that she does nothing to help him deliver a swing state, the only thing more guaranteed to win West Virginia then Trump would be a sentient lump of coal.

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
I Can't Believe It's Not Education!

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014


Hillary giving way too much attention to 2 pranksters who have been making their rounds throughout this entire political cycle

They were behind the 'Rubio stole my girlfriend' interruption, the Ted Cruz exorcism, they heckled a Trump rally by saying "This is boring! Tell some jokes! We want to be entertained!", etc. (all seen in the clip i linked)

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012

a cop posted:

Hillary giving way too much attention to 2 pranksters who have been making their rounds throughout this entire political cycle

They were behind the 'Rubio stole my girlfriend' interruption, the Ted Cruz exorcism, they heckled a Trump rally by saying "This is boring! Tell some jokes! We want to be entertained!", etc. (all seen in the clip i linked)

they're funny gently caress you

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!
Is it really heckling if the true believer 10 feet away is yelling the same poo poo?

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Darkman Fanpage posted:

they're funny gently caress you

thats an oddly aggressive response to my neutral post

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009

Inverted Offensive Battle: Acupuncture Attacks Convert To 3D Penetration Tactics Taking Advantage of Deep Battle Opportunities

Laphroaig posted:



that is dictatorship levels of flags imo

Take it up with the Republicans; they started the flags race. We just want to keep parity with them.:colbert:

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
i dont like you!!!

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Darkman Fanpage posted:

i dont like you!!!

Wow, mean. Idk who you are but you hurt my feelings on this day.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
okay im sorry its just very hot outside today

Montasque
Jul 18, 2003

Living in a hateful world sending me straight to Heaven
Hillary is trying to win the Jennifer Rubin vote with this speech.

Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

Darkman Fanpage posted:

okay im sorry its just very hot outside today

You're telling me. I'm moving to phoenix when it's right about to hit 118.

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
oof. im in miami and it's getting to be hot and humid.

Laphroaig
Feb 6, 2004

Drinking Smoke
Dinosaur Gum

Majorian posted:

Take it up with the Republicans; they started the flags race. We just want to keep parity with them.:colbert:

I know not the number of flags that Presidential Election 2016 will be fought with, but I know Presidential Election 2020 will not happen since whoever is getting elected this time is going to be El Presidente For Life, given the sheer number of flags we are seeing in press conferences.

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Trash Trick
Apr 17, 2014

while 118 is kind of insane, I usually prefer the dry heat to the hot/humid poo poo.

also idk, was this ever posted here?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rDML9Cfuw-0

That maddow clip was the first time I saw it.

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