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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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dumb. posted:

The problem with this is the fistin' hand is that it's in the wrong formation, which leads me to believe the wood-etching artisan who created this classic country wood etching - one that you'd see hanging in an outhouse or a 53-year-old's kitchen - hasn't truly experienced the intimacy, much less art of true fisting.

ref:

That's just for weak sauce first timers. Real fistin' takes two hands and possibly a foot.

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Carnotaurus
Feb 27, 2006

meat-eating bull

dumb. posted:

The problem with this is the fistin' hand is that it's in the wrong formation, which leads me to believe the wood-etching artisan who created this classic country wood etching - one that you'd see hanging in an outhouse or a 53-year-old's kitchen - hasn't truly experienced the intimacy, much less art of true fisting.

ref:

Consider it artistic license; the etching is a more recognizable rendition of a fist than the actual proper configuration. Consider it an abstract fist.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Naw you can just go in fist clenched sometimes.

Amyl.

Nitrate.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

dumb. posted:

The problem with this is the fistin' hand is that it's in the wrong formation, which leads me to believe the wood-etching artisan who created this classic country wood etching - one that you'd see hanging in an outhouse or a 53-year-old's kitchen - hasn't truly experienced the intimacy, much less art of true fisting.

ref:

That's just a fist on the way out.

President Ark
May 16, 2010

:iiam:

i dunno about you but if the goddamn grim reaper showed up and let me get a selfie with him you're drat right i'd jump all over that before he harvested my soul

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


This is my favorite goddamn thing. Dark Souls griefing is fairly innovative and unique.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




President Ark posted:

i dunno about you but if the goddamn grim reaper showed up and let me get a selfie with him you're drat right i'd jump all over that before he harvested my soul

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=07wuZ3EWMAA

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
We don't look kindly upon reapin' folk 'round these parts :clint:




Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

This one is just loving magical.

Blurred
Aug 26, 2004

WELL I WONNER WHAT IT'S LIIIIIKE TO BE A GOOD POSTER

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

We don't look kindly upon reapin' folk 'round these parts :clint:






I'm sure this is a perfect metaphor for something.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Blurred posted:

I'm sure this is a perfect metaphor for something.

Something something death and taxes.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Blurred posted:

I'm sure this is a perfect metaphor for something.

Dark souls PVP :v:.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
Two questions.
1. Who?
2. Why?



Also, What?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012











Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

President Ark posted:

i dunno about you but if the goddamn grim reaper showed up and let me get a selfie with him you're drat right i'd jump all over that before he harvested my soul

Joke's on the Reaper, the camera stole his soul before it could be harvested :smuggo:.

Railing Kill
Nov 14, 2008

You are the first crack in the sheer face of god. From you it will spread.

Say Nothing posted:

Two questions.
1. Who?
2. Why?



Also, What?

1. Ingrid Bergman. Obviously.
2. Casablanca.
3, I can't stop looking at how hosed up her nose is. I can't unsee it.

MariusLecter
Sep 5, 2009

NI MUERTE NI MIEDO


http://butthug.com/image/144132702695

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

hhhat posted:

I unironically shared it on Facebook

I don't think the people who post this stuff daily will get the joke

no unlike those other retards who share images on facebook, you're the smart guy who posts images on facebook keep it up

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

haha this made me laugh out loud

hhhat
Apr 29, 2008

ArtIsResistance posted:

no unlike those other retards who share images on facebook, you're the smart guy who posts images on facebook keep it up

No I'm also the retard

ArtIsResistance
May 19, 2007

QUEEN OF FRANCE, SAVIOR OF LOWTAX

hhhat posted:

No I'm also the retard

I'm retard

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

President Ark posted:

i dunno about you but if the goddamn grim reaper showed up and let me get a selfie with him you're drat right i'd jump all over that before he harvested my soul

The Seventh Seal as directed by Baz Luhrmann.

Barometer
Sep 23, 2007

You travelled a long way for
"I don't know", sonny.
:whip: :cthulhu: :shivdurf:

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

We don't look kindly upon reapin' folk 'round these parts :clint:






https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BeA-IJ2jY-o

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

We don't look kindly upon reapin' folk 'round these parts :clint:






I'm the buttcrack

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

We don't look kindly upon reapin' folk 'round these parts :clint:






Death wears plaid.

The best part is the guy holding the confiscated scythe like, "huh?"

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


That's an offensive weapon, that is!

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-




Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

I don't get it?

organburner
Apr 10, 2011

This avatar helped buy Lowtax a new skeleton.

Hollismason posted:

I don't get it?

he put he head in a butt and got beaten.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

organburner posted:

he put he head in a butt and got beaten.

Praise the Sun! Imminent fatty but ahead.

ro5s
Dec 27, 2012

A happy little mouse!

Try head but hole

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Hollismason posted:

I don't get it?

Think of it as 'That's odd' funny instead of 'Haha' funny I guess.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


Love this

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

they should write a pet adoption page

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.

Vanadium Dame
May 29, 2002

HELLO I WOULD LIKE TO TALK TO YOU ABOUT MY VERY STRONG OPINIONS


Trust in your feelings, luke.

Cumslut1895
Feb 18, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

PunchingDown.png

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

We don't look kindly upon reapin' folk 'round these parts :clint:






WAIT. YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE. I AM MERELY TAKING A STROLL. I AM NOT HERE ON BUSINESS. DO I AT LEAST GET MY ONE PHONE CALL? I SHOULD LIKE TO CALL SUSAN AND ASK FOR BAIL MONEY. WILL THIS BREAK MY PAROLE?

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