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Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

Booblord Zagats posted:

See? This is what I'm talkin about. Meanwhile old great great great great grandpappy Booblord was just importing horticulture specialists to grow tobacco at his plantation while providing them a higher quality of life as well as room and board

and mulatto kids

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Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
These anecdotes are contrary to the values of the 4th international and will be purged

red19fire
May 26, 2010

I remember in cobra gold, in Thailand, the chaplain was the nicest guy imaginable before we got there. Then after like 3 weeks in country he was on the mic to the entire base screaming STOP TRYING TO MARRY PROSTITUTES YOU loving MORONS and refused to process any more marriage applications.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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red19fire posted:

I remember in cobra gold, in Thailand, the chaplain was the nicest guy imaginable before we got there. Then after like 3 weeks in country he was on the mic to the entire base screaming STOP TRYING TO MARRY PROSTITUTES YOU loving MORONS and refused to process any more marriage applications.

That Chaplin defended America better than any of us ever did, rah?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

red19fire posted:

I remember in cobra gold, in Thailand, the chaplain was the nicest guy imaginable before we got there. Then after like 3 weeks in country he was on the mic to the entire base screaming STOP TRYING TO MARRY PROSTITUTES YOU loving MORONS and refused to process any more marriage applications.

im imagining it like the intercom on MASH and its even funnier

MaxPowers
Dec 29, 2004
The hose drinking av still makes me chuckle god drat

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

NPQ'd during medical due to shoulder pain. Didn't even make it to pickup for OCS.

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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MurderBot posted:

NPQ'd during medical due to shoulder pain. Didn't even make it to pickup for OCS.

Buy your shoulder a beer or something because you have no idea how much bullshit it just saved you from

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy

MurderBot posted:

NPQ'd during medical due to shoulder pain. Didn't even make it to pickup for OCS.

A buddy of mine did this, only it was for back pain. Turned out he had wicked scoliosis and needed multiple surgeries to correct it.

He just finished his second year of med school though so like, yeah, this is not a bad thing.

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

Yeah, I was bummed from the point that the physical therapist said that I am going to be NPQ'd to about 10 hours in to the drive home. But gently caress it, didn't work out and my shoulder is gonna be okay and I won't come out of this with a life altering injury where I can't move my left arm.

I'm loving lucky though, my boss pleaded with me to come back and work for a bit while he finds competent people. Apparently he cleaned house in the month I haven't been there and needs to play catch-up on the hiring process.

Wife's happy of course, once I told her that I got NPQ'd she apparently sent out her resume across the entire state of Washington and northern Oregon.. So yeah, 2 months and I'll be up in the pacific northwest. Not a huge fan of living in a big city, was thinking Vancouver or maybe Olympia...

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

i heard vancouver is dope

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

i heard vancouver is dope

It's just where you buy it

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

My wife just got a job interview for some political consulting firm in Seattle, depending on pay and if she's into the job then we're probably moving up that way. My hopes is to land some cushy management gig in one of the surrounding cities using my nursing bachelors degree and public health masters. Make stacks and not have to fight Seattle traffic.

Mike-o
Dec 25, 2004

Now I'm in your room
And I'm in your bed


Grimey Drawer
there's a few decent sized hospitals in olympia, capitol medical center and providence st peter. don't know if that helps but you said olympia maybe.

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?

MurderBot posted:

NPQ'd during medical due to shoulder pain. Didn't even make it to pickup for OCS.

That sucks, I thought going was a done deal from the way you were talking. Washington seems like a good place to live, but unfortunately I have to much family close by to move. I rather have grandparents to pawn my kids off on the regular so me and the lady can have social lives, instead of being in a nice area I can't fully enjoy, because human beings are so helpless.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

MurderBot posted:

NPQ'd during medical due to shoulder pain. Didn't even make it to pickup for OCS.

congrats dude :)

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
Do people still like Marines? I'm being voluntold to go to Boston's harborfest to baby sit. It's one those "liberty in deltas" thing that everyone swears you'll never pay for a drink at.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

One time a buddy and I had $50 paid on our tab when the Marine detachment at DLI was put on uniform restriction. It sucked having to be in chucks or higher to go off base, but people were pretty cool to us during then.

Had to pay for all of my drinks after the ball when we went into town on the birthday, though.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Bob A Feet posted:

Do people still like Marines? I'm being voluntold to go to Boston's harborfest to baby sit. It's one those "liberty in deltas" thing that everyone swears you'll never pay for a drink at.

beats sitting around lejuene or cherry point or where ever you are.

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
Boston is a fun city. Aside from having to babysit people it will probably be a good time.

Bob A Feet
Aug 10, 2005
Dear diary, I got another erection today at work. SO embarrassing, but kinda hot. The CO asked me to fix up his dress uniform. I had stayed late at work to move his badges 1/8" to the left and pointed it out this morning. 1SG spanked me while the CO watched, once they caught it. Tomorrow I get to start all over again...
Yeah. I think it's gonna be fun. Only part that sucks is that I have to ride the bus and embark on an LPD from Norfolk. Instead of getting to fly onto it.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Bob A Feet posted:

Yeah. I think it's gonna be fun. Only part that sucks is that I have to ride the bus and embark on an LPD from Norfolk. Instead of getting to fly onto it.

Sit up in the tower and tell the air boss what a bad rear end pilot you are. Bonus points if you put one of your stupid squadron stickers on the wall somewhere up there.


Edit- in Tokyo area for the weekend. Any recommendations on places outside of Roppongi I should visit?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Ass posted:

Sit up in the tower and tell the air boss what a bad rear end pilot you are. Bonus points if you put one of your stupid squadron stickers on the wall somewhere up there.

Stealing squadron stickers and plastering them all over porta-shitters and women's bathrooms was pretty much the only non-awful part of spending time in Yuma

Steezo
Jun 16, 2003
Now go away, or I shall taunt you a second time!


Nostalgia4Ass posted:

Edit- in Tokyo area for the weekend. Any recommendations on places outside of Roppongi I should visit?

Take a train ride and visit the founding sites of their democracy.

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Steezo posted:

Take a train ride and visit the founding sites of their democracy.

I wound up just hanging out in Yokohama instead. I watched some good baseball and ate surprisingly good steak at some hole in the wall.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

how wacky is japanese baseball

also do they use a dh or make the pitcher hit

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


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Nostalgia4Butts posted:

how wacky is japanese baseball

also do they use a dh or make the pitcher hit

I know that at least some pitchers hit, because I remember at some point in the 90s they had a low ERA pitcher as the home run leader

Hekk
Oct 12, 2012

'smeper fi

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

how wacky is japanese baseball

also do they use a dh or make the pitcher hit

Yokohama used DH when I watched them play.

Admiral Bosch
Apr 19, 2007
Who is Admiral Aken Bosch, and what is that old scoundrel up to?
http://www.marinecorpstimes.com/sto...-camp/86531764/

oorah 3rd rtbn, i don't ever want to hear that san diego was tougher YUT

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
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I, for one, welcome our new 23-pullup maximum score

also no more flexed arm hang for ladies

also you can do pushups instead of pullups if you want (to not get max points)

Nice and hot piss
Feb 1, 2004

overdesigned posted:

I, for one, welcome our new 23-pullup maximum score

also no more flexed arm hang for ladies

also you can do pushups instead of pullups if you want (to not get max points)

drat, I knew the standards were going to increase pull-ups and crunches but keeping the 18 minute run time? I thought that the run time was the entire reason why people were bitching about the inability to max out their PFT.

Nice and hot piss fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Jul 2, 2016

overdesigned
Apr 10, 2003

We are compassion...
Lipstick Apathy
Yeah I remember them talking about the fact that a vast majority can't max the run, and then welp looks like the vast majority will still not max the run. And now maxing pullups is harder.

Moving BCP waivers out of HQMC/manpower and into first-general-officer is Good News though, as are the performance based waivers for BCP metrics.

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

Somehow I, as a 28 year old, am expected to be stronger than some kid 10 years younger with twice as much testosterone in his system.

I know some chicks that are glad they don't have to cut so hard for weigh-ins and kill their lifts, though.

Also kind of surprised they actually got around to getting rid of the flexed-arm hang. They'd been talking about it being "next year" since before I joined.

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Internet Wizard posted:

Somehow I, as a 28 year old, am expected to be stronger than some kid 10 years younger with twice as much testosterone in his system.

I know some chicks that are glad they don't have to cut so hard for weigh-ins and kill their lifts, though.

Also kind of surprised they actually got around to getting rid of the flexed-arm hang. They'd been talking about it being "next year" since before I joined.

im stronger now than i was 12 years ago. maybe you should htfu

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?
Finished ITX, did not enjoy a single moment.

Kung Fu Fist Fuck
Aug 9, 2009

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

im stronger now than i was 12 years ago. maybe you should htfu

yea same. current me could strangle the life out of enlisted me pretty easily

Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

It's almost as if Marine Corps pt doesn't actually help

vains
May 26, 2004

A Big Ten institution offering distance education catering to adult learners

Internet Wizard posted:

It's almost as if Marine Corps pt doesn't actually help

yea, you have to do it on your own. i refer you to my previous statement: htfu.

TheArmorOfContempt
Nov 29, 2012

Did I ever tell you my favorite color was blue?

Internet Wizard posted:

It's almost as if Marine Corps pt doesn't actually help

I'd say Marine Corps PT does wonders for your endurance, I'll likely never be able to run as fast or hump as far with lots of gear than I did after OCS. That being said I think long distance humps with up to or over one hundred lbs of gear is a leading cause of health problems in Marines, and isn't likely worth the effort in the age of mechanized warfare.

I'm now far stronger in overall better shape than 9 years ago when I joined, but I'd never of started taking PT as seriously had the Marine Corps not conditioned me to think of out of shape people as the lower lifeforms that they are.

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Internet Wizard
Aug 9, 2009

BANDAIDS DON'T FIX BULLET HOLES

MassivelyBuckNegro posted:

yea, you have to do it on your own. i refer you to my previous statement: htfu.

You're really missing the point here

That point being Gunny's Super Awesome PT Plan That He Makes Up As It Goes is actively detrimental, especially if you're already working out on your own

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