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White Chocolate posted:Confirmed. Mob planner course What Psydude said. There is gently caress all to do at/around Fort Knox.
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spacetoaster posted:Last time I was at Knox taxi was 1$ to anywhere you wanted to go. Welp that goony NCO was grading wrong anyway so gently caress it!
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White Chocolate posted:Confirmed. Mob planner course I went through that a few years ago. Boring and useless.
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mlmp08 posted:Welp that goony NCO was grading wrong anyway so gently caress it! COL re-took it and passed. NCO isn't allowed to grade PT tests anymore (apparently he was hosed up).
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spacetoaster posted:COL re-took it and passed. NCO isn't allowed to grade PT tests anymore (apparently he was hosed up). I've never seen this work any other way.
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Jun 2, 2016 21:38
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I forgot the trick to skipping the stupid online cyber awareness training. There's something with changing the URL to let you go right to the end, but it's been a while. Does anyone know what it is? I thought it was just changing all the "FALSE" to "TRUE" but that's not working.
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just google the answers
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Make your secretary do it for you.
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spacetoaster posted:COL re-took it and passed. NCO isn't allowed to grade PT tests anymore (apparently he was hosed up). If you say one, one, one, etc you're not doing it by the book, so gently caress people that do so forever. I've gotten up when someone pulled that poo poo at a school. Surprise, she failed basically every person who didn't get up and the school ended up retesting those people. Now, after ten reps, free reign to poo poo on someone's day, I guess.
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Vasudus posted:just google the answers The answers aren't remotely hard, it's having to sit through Tina handing me a CD of the latest music and asking me if I want to listen to it on my top secret computer. It's just a waste of time for trivial questions that test basic knowle--oh my god its an analogy for the army as a whole.
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Aranan posted:I forgot the trick to skipping the stupid online cyber awareness training. There's something with changing the URL to let you go right to the end, but it's been a while. Does anyone know what it is? I thought it was just changing all the "FALSE" to "TRUE" but that's not working. You just need to go to the url of the last page. IIRC it was like /certificate.htm or /certificate.html. This was the case when I last did it, but I've been out for two years now. Edit: I am thinking of AT level 1. I don't remember the trick that one off the top of my head, but knowing the Army it is probably something like that. Delizin fucked around with this message at 22:33 on Jun 2, 2016 |
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Aranan posted:The answers aren't remotely hard, it's having to sit through Tina handing me a CD of the latest music and asking me if I want to listen to it on my top secret computer. The office is on fire. What would you like to do next? Clicks exit door, fails because of CAC card.
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Soulex posted:Louisville is meh. 4th Street Live is cool if you got friends, kinda sucks by yourself. Also go to Rivergirls, bring back proof you were there. Kinda like the haunted house Thing where a kid brigs back proof to his friends that he did it. Except it's a strip club. I double dare you Used to be Thoroughbred Lounge number 1-8 or something. See also "Trixies" off Preston Highway where midgets, terrible tats and csection scars are the rule. Louisville is OK, but everything downtown is closed after 6 unless it's a restaurant or 4th street. 4th street is chock full of dudebros and rednecks. Fortunately Metro incorporated the city and the county so there's tons of alternatives If you like food, there's great restaurants here - Mussel & Burger Bar was ranked best in the nation for burgers a couple years back. Game is awesome. There's a shitload of great bars. What are you into and I can point you in the direction.
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mlmp08 posted:If you say one, one, one, etc you're not doing it by the book, so gently caress people that do so forever. I didn't have that NCO grade me, but apparently he had a history of loving with people for some reason.
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Aranan posted:The answers aren't remotely hard, it's having to sit through Tina handing me a CD of the latest music and asking me if I want to listen to it on my top secret computer. Oh, the information awareness one with the achievements and poo poo. Yeah that's just stupid, I had to redo mine back in March. There's another one that I have to take because I'm under DHA and it's one of those 'answer 100% and skip the training' ones so I just google it.
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Try the SERE training. I got 3 out of 3 stars for drinking creek water.
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I never once graded another Marine's PT test without maxing out his sit ups and pull ups for him if he even remotely looked like he could do it Its a good way to get numbers 
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sky shark posted:Used to be Thoroughbred Lounge number 1-8 or something. See also "Trixies" off Preston Highway where midgets, terrible tats and csection scars are the rule. Yeah. I'd just go to the waterfront and chill. I remember getting to see Devo, Smashing Pumpkins, Cake and my friend's band all play one night and it was loving awesome. In a bit of hilarity, I bought these shirts from this vendor and they gave me their card with their website on it in case I wanted more, which I did cause they were abstract art shirts with some killer designs and poo poo. I went to the website, loving childporn. I actually shutoff my computer instead of closing the page I was so shocked and panicked. Goddamn idiots had gotten the url wrong on their business card and it went straight to this loving cp site. Needless to say I didn't end up getting another shirt.
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Booblord Zagats posted:I never once graded another Marine's PT test without maxing out his sit ups and pull ups for him if he even remotely looked like he could do it this guy gets it
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I once had a dickhead NCO give me a zero for the 75 pushups I did because I did them on my knuckles. Then it was into first sergeants office the next morning because "disrespecting an NCO" or some such garbage.
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Soulex posted:Yeah. I'd just go to the waterfront and chill. I remember getting to see Devo, Smashing Pumpkins, Cake and my friend's band all play one night and it was loving awesome. Oh, I forgot. Phoenix Hill Tavern, 35 year fixture of Louisville which was awesome for live music with multiple stages? Closed suddenly this year. As did the "Wrinkle Room" (Jim Porters).
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not caring here posted:I once had a dickhead NCO give me a zero for the 75 pushups I did because I did them on my knuckles. Why didn't you just stop doing knuckle push-ups after he didn't count the first 10?
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Mustang posted:The Armor Museum is technically at Benning but it's all in storage or at the restoration shop of Sand Hill. Doubt a new museum for it will be built any time soon. There's a shitload of it sitting barely under cover at Sand Hill. Cool poo poo. that I would look at as I walked past to various poo poo for training in basic a month ago even after reading these threads for a couple years lol I'm dumb
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i'm probably going to be awarded some dumb thing tomorrow for doing nothing and being useless company loves to give soldier opportunity to do a speech anybody want a shout out / any catch phrases i should work into it?
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GREAT SATAN posted:i'm probably going to be awarded some dumb thing tomorrow for doing nothing and being useless Dedicate it to pall mall menthol cigarettes. (had a Soldier do that after winning Soldier of the year.)
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This speech is dedicated to grizzly wintergreen,
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I wanna shoutout to mah boy SGT Chowdown, my gay homie Freddie Mercury, Gunny human being, and our lord and bringer of death Satan. SMDFTB, army is gay, peace bitches.
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"I just want you all to know I couldn't have achieved this without the love and gentle kindness of CSM (insert random CSM name). His support, and personal attention, made me the Soldier I am today."
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just say "Thank You" I did that once and everyone was happy after listening to like 5 privates thank everyone like they won the emmy but I was told it was in poor taste or something 
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Geirskogul posted:Alibi Behoove
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GREAT SATAN posted:i'm probably going to be awarded some dumb thing tomorrow for doing nothing and being useless quote a 5+ paragraph long internet thing about lizard people and the illuminati with a straight face until they force you off
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sing the national anthem because everyone will have to salute and it would be kind of hosed up if they interrupted you
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cravius posted:Why didn't you just stop doing knuckle push-ups after he didn't count the first 10? He didn't say a single word to me until I got up. It's irrelevant anyway as he was a turd who just hosed with people because he was retarded. No one else ever had a problem with it.
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Hey, guys and gals. gently caress the army. That is all.
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Read the galt speech.
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Vasudus posted:Read the galt speech. yeah i was about to say that or the EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT
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We had some SPC lead the Creed of the Noncommissioned Officer at an award ceremony for his speech. That was pretty lame, but hearing all the mumbling was amusing.
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