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Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Nuebot posted:

Dark souls PVP :v:.

Pretty good example of what it feels like to use a Scythe in souls pvp.

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Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

Screaming Idiot posted:

WAIT. YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE. I AM MERELY TAKING A STROLL. I AM NOT HERE ON BUSINESS. DO I AT LEAST GET MY ONE PHONE CALL? I SHOULD LIKE TO CALL SUSAN AND ASK FOR BAIL MONEY. WILL THIS BREAK MY PAROLE?

Pretty perfect. He needed to say he was out looking for a good curry.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Snowmankilla posted:

Pretty perfect. He needed to say he was out looking for a good curry.

I immediately assumed Tim Curry had passed away.

Snowmankilla
Dec 6, 2000

True, true

Sorry! I don't think he has?

Ugato
Apr 9, 2009

We're not?

Snowmankilla posted:

Sorry! I don't think he has?

He hasn't. But he did have a stroke. And is in a wheelchair. :(

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Has anyone checked to see if Jeremy Irons is okay?

WarpedNaba
Feb 8, 2012

Being social makes me swell!

Screaming Idiot posted:

WAIT. YOU ARE MAKING A MISTAKE. I AM MERELY TAKING A STROLL. I AM NOT HERE ON BUSINESS. DO I AT LEAST GET MY ONE PHONE CALL? I SHOULD LIKE TO CALL SUSAN AND ASK FOR BAIL MONEY. WILL THIS BREAK MY PAROLE?

PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH THE SCYTHE. I DO NOT ENJOY HAVING TO END MY VACATION PREMATURELY.

PaulBearer
Jul 23, 2013
"gpg key"

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Has anyone checked to see if Jeremy Irons is okay?

He's fine the last time he talked to a reporter. He's going to be Alfred again in Justice League next year.

Anil Dikshit
Apr 11, 2007

The MSJ posted:

He's fine the last time he talked to a reporter. He's going to be Alfred again in Justice League next year.

Long as Clancy Brown, Michael Ironsides and Michael Rooker are ok.

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

kizudarake posted:

Long as Clancy Brown, Michael Ironsides and Michael Rooker are ok.

And no one cares about Fred Ward. :smith:

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Dick Trauma posted:

And no one cares about Fred Ward. :smith:

We already have Tremors and a pretty decent sequel. What else do you need?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Hey, I'm just looking out for old British actors.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer
But Fred Ward is from California.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Franchescanado posted:

We already have Tremors and a pretty decent sequel. What else do you need?

I believe that's Burt Ward.

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Ugato posted:

He hasn't. But he did have a stroke. And is in a wheelchair. :(

We won't be getting the Tim Curry we used to know anymore. :ohdear:

Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Has anyone checked to see if Jeremy Irons is okay?

Relax, Jeremy Irons is still a bigoted hack, he'll be fine until someone reveals the photos of him getting spanked with a rubber fist in a girl scout outfit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx_VXceIeMM

Screaming Idiot has a new favorite as of 21:48 on Jun 3, 2016

Snatch Duster
Feb 20, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Screaming Idiot posted:

Relax, Jeremy Irons is still a bigoted hack, he'll be fine until someone reveals the photos of him getting spanked with a rubber fist in a girl scout outfit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kx_VXceIeMM

lol i can see how idiots could construe what he said here as bigoted

But if you actually listen and understand what he is saying, setting aside your SJW ideology, hes only thinking out loud about the potential ramifications of a change.

Also, he is 67, what the gently caress do you think he thought?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Why do journalists keep asking celebrities about politics? No one asks politicians for a good film review.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



Paladinus posted:

Why do journalists keep asking celebrities about politics? No one asks politicians for a good film review.

I keep trying and failing to find the time that the supreme court got derailed into talking about Titanic (the movie) during oral arguments for one case.

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Random Stranger posted:

I keep trying and failing to find the time that the supreme court got derailed into talking about Titanic (the movie) during oral arguments for one case.

That sounds beautiful

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

Why do journalists keep asking celebrities about politics? No one asks politicians for a good film review.

Because there are inbred loving morons out there who care what celebrities say about politics and will forever judge a man or woman who pretends to be someone else for a living based on what they say to idiot reporters.

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

Croisquessein posted:

I believe that's Burt Ward.

No, Burt Ward is Robin, Fred Ward was Earl from Tremors, which has a character named Burt Gummer.

:colbert:

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012






Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

Why do journalists keep asking celebrities about politics? No one asks politicians for a good film review.

because its turns out that the the opinions of people on the internet are just as dumb, but come from much fatter, uglier people.

Screaming Idiot posted:

Relax, Jeremy Irons is still a bigoted hack,

case in point.

Croisquessein
Feb 25, 2005

invisible or nonexistent, and should be treated as such

Franchescanado posted:

No, Burt Ward is Robin, Fred Ward was Earl from Tremors, which has a character named Burt Gummer.

:colbert:

Haha, whoops. I got three wires crossed at once.

bikesonyx
Oct 9, 2014

Don't ever post pictures of your cat ever again.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




bikesonyx posted:

Don't ever post pictures of your cat ever again.

wow, rude

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

Do not move. We are calibrating. The nozzle.

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Handicap Fart Harvester coming along nicely

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Handicap Fart Harvester coming along nicely

Requesting name change to Handicap Fart Harvester. I'm not sure if I mean the thread's subtitle or my own username.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm sure that's just a politeness snorkel, assisting to pass gas harmlessly overhead.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.

The Orange Mage posted:

Requesting name change to Handicap Fart Harvester. I'm not sure if I mean the thread's subtitle or my own username.

Should be the subtitle to D&D actually.

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

The Orange Mage posted:

Requesting name change to Handicap Fart Harvester. I'm not sure if I mean the thread's subtitle or my own username.

What causes a fart to be challenged or infirm? If you wear that sign on your butt can you sit wherever you want?

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Booger Presley posted:

What causes a fart to be challenged or infirm?

If you honestly don't know you may need to check your fart privilege

Rick_Hunter
Jan 5, 2004

My guys are still fighting the hard fight!
(weapons, shields and drones are still online!)

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

If you honestly don't know you may need to check your fart privilege

You can chill, my fartigga.

Btw, it's OK for me to say that because I'm transfart.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Rick_Hunter posted:

Btw, it's OK for me to say that because I'm transfart.

gently caress, I wish you'd told me sooner. My doctor told me I have to cut out all transfarts. :ohdear:

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Well that's what you do if the implants are rejected. When real doctors do this they have rigorous testing protocols for tissue compatibility and you get immunosuppressants. If you just go and bolt random parts onto yourself then this is bound happen sooner or later.

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