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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

clockwork automaton posted:



I have a new favorite shirt

I see you are employing the awesome power of the pyramid to sharpen your pair of sneakers.

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Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Jerry Cotton posted:

I see you are employing the awesome power of the pyramid to sharpen your pair of sneakers.

Sneakers ain't no razor blades fool

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kitchner posted:

Sneakers ain't no razor blades fool

I don't have a pair of sneakers in a pyramid.

Male Man
Aug 16, 2008

Im, too sexy for your teatime
Too sexy for your teatime
That tea that you're just driiinkiing

Kitchner posted:

Sneakers ain't no razor blades fool

Do you not have retractable blades in the soles of your shoes? What do you do when you need to open a box or disembowel a hobo?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Male Man posted:

Do you not have retractable blades in the soles of your shoes? What do you do when you need to open a box or disembowel a hobo?

Meat in one shoe, blade in the other to cut the meat to fit in the first shoe.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Jerry Cotton posted:

I see you are employing the awesome power of the pyramid to sharpen your pair of sneakers.

She is also employing the awesome power of being real hot imo.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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titties posted:

She is also employing the awesome power of being real hot imo.

I don't think we are supposed to come right out and say it for fear of looking like creeps.

Otherwise we would see it more often, cuz there are alot of hot goonettes, apparently.

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

Yeah, that's my whole thing too.

Y'all are a buncha hotties and I don't wanna say it out loud

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I'm glad we are having this discussion.

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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titties posted:

She is also employing the awesome power of being real hot imo.

Wow, creepy much? Mods?!

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry

Male Man posted:

Do you not have retractable blades in the soles of your shoes? What do you do when you need to open a box or disembowel a hobo?

I tear them apart with my bear hands

Male Man posted:

Do you not have retractable blades in the soles of your shoes? What do you do when you need to open a box or disembowel a hobo?

I tear them apart with my bare hands.

(To both questions)

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

RFC2324 posted:

I don't think we are supposed to come right out and say it for fear of looking like creeps.

Otherwise we would see it more often, cuz there are alot of hot goonettes, apparently.

oldpainless posted:

Wow, creepy much? Mods?!

I think everyone should get to feel / hear that they are desireable and pretty and if sharing my truth in the selfie thread earns me a probation then so be it.

Also I'm actually real creepy so idgaf.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Tbh titties can say what he likes because he has such soulful eyes

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

EmmyOk posted:

Tbh titties can say what he likes because he has such soulful eyes

Thanks, I also think you are pretty.

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Oct 30, 2009

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titties posted:

I think everyone should get to feel / hear that they are desireable and pretty and if sharing my truth in the selfie thread earns me a probation then so be it.

Also I'm actually real creepy so idgaf.

I agree and I'm sorry for attacking you like that.

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Oct 30, 2009

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I just get really worked up when I read words on a computer screen talking about if a woman is attractive, I hope everyone here can understand that.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

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oldpainless posted:

I just get really worked up when I read words on a computer screen talking about if a woman is attractive, I hope everyone here can understand that.

Apparently some people do. I don't understand them, but they do.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

There are creepy and noncreepy ways of giving people compliments on their appearance. If you can't figure them out, it's best to not type any words.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
The PC ITT is pretty funny

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011
I have lady crushes on many ladies in this thread, especially the tough ones who wear hi-vis vests and climb mountains and stuff. Someday I will also be tough and have perfect eyebrows

Or as the teen who lives at my house says "life goals AND wife goals" ;-*

Kitchner
Nov 9, 2012

IT CAN'T BE BARGAINED WITH.
IT CAN'T BE REASONED WITH.
IT DOESN'T FEEL PITY, OR REMORSE, OR FEAR.
AND IT ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP, EVER, UNTIL YOU ADMIT YOU'RE WRONG ABOUT WARHAMMER
Clapping Larry
Post Your Picture II: Calendar Girls

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





Post your picture II: It mostly just gives you a boner

I brought my Drake
Jul 10, 2014

These high-G injections have some serious side effects after pulling so many jumps.

Art show this evening at work and we have to dress up. So humid. gently caress makeup.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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*waits for PMs to blow up now that compliments are legal*

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
:yikes:

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in


this thread is remarkably chill for the most part, but every now and then it just gets its goon on

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

queserasera posted:

Art show this evening at work and we have to dress up. So humid. gently caress makeup.



I hope you have fun at your art show!

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

this thread is remarkably chill for the most part, but every now and then it just gets its goon on

I was being sincere and probably not creepy, I hope that I didn't make anyone uncomfortable with my opinion but I stand by it.

Also you're pretty.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

lmao no it's all good :) I was more referring to the little squabble that ensued.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

imho the rule is if you have to think "is this a creepy thing to say?" 100% it is

"You have a nice smile" [X] - Don't be so Ted Bundy, man

"Nice jugs and anus, PMed you my dick for review" [✓] - Polite AND unisex gj

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra


nice jugs and anus

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Thanks but I can't take all the credit because one is fake, I'll let you work out if it;s the jugs or anus.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Everyone who posted their pic has been remarkably good-looking. The goon stereotype is crumbling. Black is white. Up is down. Cattes are dogges. error error error

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Busket Posket posted:

Everyone who posted their pic has been remarkably good-looking. The goon stereotype is crumbling. Black is white. Up is down. Cattes are dogges. error error error

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

this thread is remarkably chill for the most part, but every now and then it just gets its goon on

don't worry, this may not be goons.jpg anymore but it's still goons.txt

the neckbeards still grow in ~*our hearts*~

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop

hard counter posted:

the neckbeards still grow in ~*our hearts*~

DO YOU HAVE STAIRS IN YOUR HEART

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

Busket Posket posted:

Everyone who posted their pic has been remarkably good-looking. The goon stereotype is crumbling. Black is white. Up is down. Cattes are dogges. error error error

You must have missed my pic then. Here is another so goons can see me getting fatter.

Busket Posket
Feb 5, 2010

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Lifehack: Feeling fat? Stand next to Randy.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Day drinkin with the fiance. I'm...slightly inebriated.

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LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

oh my god you two are so cute.


:bahgawd: guy rules

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