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Have lengthy discussion about Fire codes with witch, and by that I mean seduce her!
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:I've managed to provoke Derek Smart so I'll probably earn a probation at a random time - with any luck it shouldn't be when it's time to post the update. If it happens then I'll have the update up, just a bit delayed. for shame! 
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Jun 3, 2016 17:47
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Blizzy_Cow posted:I say we waltz in and seduce the witch with a one way ticket to bone town.
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Jun 3, 2016 17:49
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Give the witch a long and exhaustive lecture on the importance of fire prevention, maintenance and OHS compliance.
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EvilTaytoMan posted:We can burn the house down after we seduce the witch. Yeah why would we burn the house down now? It contains a perfectly serviceable witch for us to seduce
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Jun 3, 2016 17:52
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I find the whole unionized skeleton thing is so funny, blow a whistle and unionize skeletons.
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Jun 3, 2016 18:04
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Take the witch to the bone zone, we can burn the place down after with a strategically thrown post coital cigarette
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Jun 3, 2016 18:05
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Blizzy_Cow posted:I say we waltz in and seduce the witch with a one way ticket to bone town.
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Jun 3, 2016 18:06
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spacejew posted:I find the whole unionized skeleton thing is so funny, blow a whistle and unionize skeletons. The SWU is not a loving joke, spacejew, it is a serious organization dedicated to protecting the rights of skeleton workers everywhere.
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Jun 3, 2016 18:10
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seduce the cat
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Jun 3, 2016 18:42
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Jenkem Delivery posted:Take the witch to the bone zone, we can burn the place down after with a strategically thrown post coital cigarette This. But walk slowly away from the explosion without turning around to look at it.
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Jun 3, 2016 18:46
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Let's get this skeleton laid
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quote:seduce seduce Surely we're going to fail at this unless we have some sort of trinket to give her or something? I think attempting this without some sort of prep is going to get us stewed (or at least end in a fight). I'm onboard for romance, but I say we pump the cat for info, try to figure out the witch's dating profile first.
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jmzero posted:Surely we're going to fail at this unless we have some sort of trinket to give her or something?
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Jun 3, 2016 19:48
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jmzero posted:Surely we're going to fail at this unless we have some sort of trinket to give her or something? We're gonna give her our boner
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Jun 3, 2016 19:48
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So basically this scene https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltO8_FJbRUw
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Jun 3, 2016 19:54
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Who What Now posted:We're gonna give her our boner This, basically? 
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Jun 3, 2016 20:22
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Who What Now posted:The SWU is not a loving joke, spacejew, it is a serious organization dedicated to protecting the rights of skeleton workers everywhere. I'm glad to see models getting proper representation and leverage in the workplace these days.
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Jun 3, 2016 20:32
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i thought "burn the house down" was the obvious choice here but i forgot where i was for a second If we're doing the Conan the Barbarian encounter later we have to do what he does to witches: Bone then Burn the Witch in her own oven! (sorry witch  )
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Jun 3, 2016 22:07
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Blizzy_Cow posted:I say we waltz in and seduce the witch with a one way ticket to bone town.
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Jun 3, 2016 22:10
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i get the impression that we are going to seduce that witch. I mean I'll check back again later but I may as well start scanning the pages now.
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Jun 3, 2016 22:11
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There are a lot of union bylaws that just don't get upheld out in the Dark Forests near Bilgeton. :smdh:
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i get the impression that we are going to seduce that witch. I mean I'll check back again later but I may as well start scanning the pages now. well, we're gonna try anyway 
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Who What Now posted:The SWU is not a loving joke, spacejew, it is a serious organization dedicated to protecting the rights of skeleton workers everywhere. Fair days work for a fair days wage.
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Jun 3, 2016 23:07
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There is more than one way to skin a cat; similarly, there is more than one way to bone a witch. Just make sure it's compliant.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:There is more than one way to skin a cat; similarly, there is more than one way to bone a witch. What's the union rules for leisure activities while on the clock?
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Il go ahead and vote for boning and burning the witch as well. Seems like the most prudent thing to do.
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Jun 4, 2016 15:47
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Give that witch the bone
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Jun 4, 2016 16:25
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spacejew posted:What's the union rules for leisure activities while on the clock? Dont let the management catch you. We're not on the clock right now though since it's after hours.
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Jun 4, 2016 16:35
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spacejew posted:What's the union rules for leisure activities while on the clock? as you're currently freelance it might be possible to list such a thing as work, but you'd better pray they don't send a certified skeletal accountant to audit you. there isn't a safe enough poverty ghost in the world to cover your rear end then
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:If we're doing the Conan the Barbarian encounter later we have to do what he does to witches: Bone then Burn the Witch in her own oven! (sorry witch
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Jun 4, 2016 22:39
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I Greyhound posted:Only if she turns into a cat as you're boning her. Same thing with the cat throw it in the fire if it turns into a witch while you're engaged. Ah, yes, the ol' cat-witch in the fire trick. Wife never suspects a thing~   
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Howdy y'all. I was stuck in Birmingham until pretty late, doing the rounds at the UK Games Expo. The good news - I met up with Two-Fisted Steve, who had another copy of this book with slightly more of the pages intact. The bad news is that one thing led to another and I punched him right in the face. I got held by the transit police for a little while but it's all ok now aside from the court hearing in a few weeks. Anyway thanks to all this I got home late but at least I didn't have to pay for the book! The upshot is I didn't get time to scan in the whole sequence for the thing that's about to happen but I got about half of it. I'll upload the rest tomorrow unless y'all change your minds about what we're doing. Here's yesterday's page complete:   We're going in! and here's today's!  I assume we want to bust that move still so I'll start scanning as early as I can tomorrow. E: adventure sheet's the same
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Jun 5, 2016 01:41
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turn to 150 so dang fast you tear the page out of the book
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Jun 5, 2016 01:49
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"I carried this printing press all day for you."
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100 HOGS AGREE posted:turn to 150 so dang fast you tear the page out of the book Guess we can't make it happen.
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There Bias Two posted:Guess we can't make it happen. Hey it's not like we have osteoporosis or something we can do this (This book had a weird amount of romantic subplot for a story about being a skeleton)
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Poland Spring posted:Hey it's not like we have osteoporosis or something we can do this skeletons love too
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