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Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Picnic Princess posted:

We had bought some really awful cheap beer at some point, and my husband added smoked chipotle tabasco sauce to mask the flavour. It was actually really good.

That's the secret to most beer cocktails, if you put anything good in there it tastes weird cause the beer has flavor, but man put some Clamato and hot sauce into a Modello or other trashy cerveza and you got yourself a good drink


e: that's two new page posts now, neither of them good :ohdear:

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Ralph Crammed In
May 11, 2007

Let's get clean and smart


Micheladas sound awful, but I also thought I would hate Brass Monkeys, which is Sunny D and cheap lager, but I loved them. I don't know what to think anymore. There's no beer rules anymore.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010
A lot of Mexican/Tex Mex stuff is AFP on paper and delicious when you actually try it. Case in point: Elote. Corn, mayo, cheese, and chili powder seems revolting but damned if it isn't fantastically tasty.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

cash crab posted:

a) I am too tired and sad to probate anyone

b) It is, it's literally a thing in between two things so stfu

c) Stop testing me, I am having a bad day

Stop saying things are sandwiches, please. Pretend it is my birthday

You're a sandwich.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Gridlocked posted:

You're a sandwich.

Nah, humans are wraps.

Wanamingo
Feb 22, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008



Now I really want a can of those. And some cottage cheese.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Hollismason posted:

Malort's is not as bad as everyone says you just have to drink it after you have already been drinking.
I tried that and my body had a physical response not unlike I had just tasted something obviously poisonous. Like my heart started racing and I shuddered and felt noticeably more alert despite being drunk at 3 AM. Probably mostly psychological because my friends had been talking it up all weekend.

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
3 kilos of whatever the gently caress those are O_O

BlankIsBeautiful
Apr 4, 2008

Feeling a little inadequate?

Ultimate Mango posted:

Happy birthday Cash Crab!

Time for birthday shots:


I am pretty sure it was this thread that inspired me to get and drink this. Thanks, thread!

I have friends that live in Chicago who are coming here in a week or two, and they promised to bring me a fifth. Will report back.

NinjaDebugger
Apr 22, 2008


mng posted:

3 kilos of whatever the gently caress those are O_O

Heavily spiced apple rings that taste like Christmas.

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

The ring is on the can

I also might be colorblind
http://www.cc.com/video-clips/xr0ps7/upright-citizens-brigade-color-blind

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

Bottom right should have been a Cheeri-O.

L. Ron Mexico
May 14, 2005

zedprime posted:

I tried that and my body had a physical response not unlike I had just tasted something obviously poisonous. Like my heart started racing and I shuddered and felt noticeably more alert despite being drunk at 3 AM. Probably mostly psychological because my friends had been talking it up all weekend.

don't know what you guys want from a drink literally named "wormwood"

yung lambic
Dec 16, 2011

My friend informed me yesterday that he'd made a spaghetti bolognese omelette. We all mocked him. Turns out it's actually a thing.

http://www.thetimes.co.uk/tto/magazine/article4564394.ece

I'm calling it a bomlette.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

Ultimate Mango posted:


Time for birthday shots:


im scandinavian and i wouldnt touch that poison

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out
The Dollop guys drank Malort on their live Chicago show and they were not delighted. I believe Gareth said it tasted like rubber bands.

axolotl farmer
May 17, 2007

Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

L. Ron Mexico posted:

don't know what you guys want from a drink literally named "wormwood"

The scientific name for wormwood is Artemisia absinthum.

That where the name of Absinthe liqueur comes from.

L. Ron Mexico
May 14, 2005

ya I know. it's what made absinthe real fun in its heyday.

malört i bägaren.... either a pretty funny ironic name for the stuff, or just a weird choice.

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titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Hi AFP thread, I just had a late lunch. It was overcooked scrambled eggs with fried cut-up hotdog, pasteurized processed cheese food product, pickled jalapeno slices, and a moderate application of tomato catsup.

Convexed posted:

My friend informed me yesterday that he'd made a spaghetti bolognese omelette. We all mocked him. Turns out it's actually a thing.

I have never had that but I love to put weird poo poo into an omelette.

If you have any golden chicken curry leftovers I highly recommend putting it in an omelette because it is amazing.

E: Did anyone happen to try my suggestion from the old thread about poaching an egg in leftover chili and then eating the egg with the chili? If so how did you like it? (it's good)

E2: From waaay back in the thread but

EorayMel posted:

"The Oyster Loaf"



cannot decide if afp

Where do I get this, how much does it cost, and who wants to help me eat it tia

titties has a new favorite as of 19:52 on Jun 3, 2016

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Xen Tricks posted:

A lot of Mexican/Tex Mex stuff is AFP on paper and delicious when you actually try it. Case in point: Elote. Corn, mayo, cheese, and chili powder seems revolting but damned if it isn't fantastically tasty.

Thanks for this post. I came across a recipe for this the other day and was intrigued, but ultimately decided that the ingredient combo was too weird to possibly be good. Now it's happening.

von Braun
Oct 30, 2009


Broder Daniel Forever
Saw this on Facebook and thought of this thread:


Instant ramen with powder mashed potatoes (With the ramen included broth packet).

ACES CURE PLANES
Oct 21, 2010



Wow, you found a portal back to my college days.

I didn't mix them together back then though. I'd eat the noodles then pour the powder mashed potatoes in with the broth after I was done. Was pretty good, but I'm pretty sure it was literally killing me.

AlbieQuirky
Oct 9, 2012

Just me and my 🌊dragon🐉 hanging out

L. Ron Mexico posted:

ya I know. it's what made absinthe real fun in its heyday.

malört i bägaren.... either a pretty funny ironic name for the stuff, or just a weird choice.

It's called malört because it actually is flavored with wormwood (presumably de-thujoned until recently, due to US laws).

AlbieQuirky has a new favorite as of 04:21 on Jun 4, 2016

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



I'm watching Masterchef Australia and a chef served a dish on a little shelf and in a drawer.





He was an expert chef that the contestants were supposed to emulate. :(

Hirayuki
Mar 28, 2010


genetic_knockout posted:

Thanks for this post. I came across a recipe for this the other day and was intrigued, but ultimately decided that the ingredient combo was too weird to possibly be good. Now it's happening.
My mom made the off-the-cob version (esquites) for a summer holiday meal a year or so back and I've suggested it for every occasion since (even when that occasion is "Tuesday"). Easter's coming up? Ham--that's a given--and esquites. That's all we need, Mom, I swear. Maybe some wine.

Now I'm in charge of cooking it when I come over, which is dangerous. I spend a lot of time "taste-testing" it, and the serving bowl usually ends up noticeably underfilled. We're growing cilantro this year specifically for esquites.

Ugh, I really want some esquites now. :mad:

edit: This is the recipe.

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voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Random Stranger posted:

I'm watching Masterchef Australia and a chef served a dish on a little shelf and in a drawer.





He was an expert chef that the contestants were supposed to emulate. :(

Masterchef Australia occasionally has some real anti-food porn, and its often the stuff that the judges loving love.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

kith_groupie posted:

Micheladas sound awful, but I also thought I would hate Brass Monkeys, which is Sunny D and cheap lager, but I loved them. I don't know what to think anymore. There's no beer rules anymore.

Nononono, you're making brass monkeys wrong. You specifically need a 40 of OE, you then drink it down to the top of the label and fill it back up with orange juice.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Is Cobra an acceptable substitute?

Plinkey
Aug 4, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

whiteyfats posted:

Is Cobra an acceptable substitute?

If you want to end up in this thread, yes.

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009



fong posted:

Masterchef Australia occasionally has some real anti-food porn, and its often the stuff that the judges loving love.

Cooking competition shows in general often have people going nuts for whatever the big thing of the moment is to an absurd degree. Regardless of which one you watch, there's always something that's hugely overrepresented and often it's not even done really well.

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

Hirayuki posted:

My mom made the off-the-cob version (esquites) for a summer holiday meal a year or so back and I've suggested it for every occasion since (even when that occasion is "Tuesday"). Easter's coming up? Ham--that's a given--and esquites. That's all we need, Mom, I swear. Maybe some wine.

Now I'm in charge of cooking it when I come over, which is dangerous. I spend a lot of time "taste-testing" it, and the serving bowl usually ends up noticeably underfilled. We're growing cilantro this year specifically for esquites.

Ugh, I really want some esquites now. :mad:

edit: This is the recipe.

Weirdly enough, down where I am (Houston) I've never come across actual Elote on a cob, every time I've had it has technically been esquites. It's still gods gift to the world though, and I'm with you on the cravings now

fizzymercury
Aug 18, 2011
Dude, go to a Fiesta market, any loving Fiesta, and find the guy outside roasting corn. He'll hand you a husk-still-on cob and you do all the delicious mayo and cheese work yourself. Buy some tamarindo from the stall with all the juice to go with it. Where are you going that they don't do elotes right?

Wrong thread though, that's just porn.

genetic_knockout
May 8, 2007

Who's a good boy

Hirayuki posted:

My mom made the off-the-cob version (esquites) for a summer holiday meal a year or so back and I've suggested it for every occasion since (even when that occasion is "Tuesday"). Easter's coming up? Ham--that's a given--and esquites. That's all we need, Mom, I swear. Maybe some wine.

Now I'm in charge of cooking it when I come over, which is dangerous. I spend a lot of time "taste-testing" it, and the serving bowl usually ends up noticeably underfilled. We're growing cilantro this year specifically for esquites.

Ugh, I really want some esquites now. :mad:

edit: This is the recipe.

Amazing, thanks for the recipe. Will report back to the thread when I make it!

teenytinymouse
Aug 3, 2005

I'm Shannon and I'm the biggest Idiot Ever!


This was loving delicious but it looked shite and burned so naturally I thought I must show the thread

Xen Tricks
Nov 4, 2010

fizzymercy posted:

Dude, go to a Fiesta market, any loving Fiesta, and find the guy outside roasting corn. He'll hand you a husk-still-on cob and you do all the delicious mayo and cheese work yourself. Buy some tamarindo from the stall with all the juice to go with it. Where are you going that they don't do elotes right?

Wrong thread though, that's just porn.

I dunno maybe it's because I went to Mi Tienda instead? Even actual refresquieras don't usually have them

Maybe I'm just blind :shrug:


e: also trip reports plz on the recipe makings

deadly_pudding
May 13, 2009

who the fuck is scraeming
"LOG OFF" at my house.
show yourself, coward.
i will never log off

Hirayuki posted:

edit: This is the recipe.

My dual monitors cannot contain a font large enough for the "WOULD" I'm trying to type.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


teenytinymouse posted:


This was loving delicious but it looked shite and burned so naturally I thought I must show the thread

Looks creepy and awful, and I'll bet it was amazing as well. Perfect AFP.

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
How sheltered and autistic must you be to consider a fish "creepy"

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