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criscodisco posted:Klingons have dog dicks. They pop out of a nubbin halfway up their bellies that it comes out of, red and shiny with dick juice. pm me
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Oh yeah, that ep. Yeah but I think they were genuinely mentally ill. They pointed to the lack of evidence that he ever said anything of the sort as proof that he had said it.
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Jun 4, 2016 05:08
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The shroud of Kahless was important proof of godhood because the dickhole was up near his nipples and as wide around as a targ leg..
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Jun 4, 2016 05:12
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Centauri prehensile dick tentacles > klingon dog dicks
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Jun 4, 2016 05:19
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Centauri prehensile dick tentacles > klingon dog dicks > whatever that husk thing is that Riker's weird tranny girlfriend was into
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Jun 4, 2016 05:24
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Do you think Worf gets embarrassed when he shows his dog-dick in front of Jadzia? Sorry if this offends anyone, but I thought it was a funny thing haha. And I would like to know if any of you have any pics of Worf pulling out his dick while he looks nervous or embarrassed I just want to see it for a few laughs. Another thing I am wondering is what do you think his dick smells like haha I'm just curious for laughs haha I would like to smell it.
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Jun 4, 2016 05:54
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Prune juice.
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Jun 4, 2016 05:56
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Things would have been better if Sisko had died. In that episode where he is sent into some technobabble bullshit outside time, nothing terrible really happens. There is no war, earth is at peace, DS9 survives 70 years, Bajor makes nice with the Kardashians. However once Jake erases that timeline and fixes everything millions of people die in the Dominion War.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:11
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If I could change the timeline I'd go back and kill myself after prom like I wanted to.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:15
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Fat Shat Sings posted:Things would have been better if Sisko had died. Don't you ever speak ill of The Visitor, the best episode of Star Trek, again goddamn.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:22
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Our man Bashir is better.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:24
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Hector Beerlioz posted:Don't you ever speak ill of The Visitor, the best episode of Star Trek, again goddamn. It seems like you Misspelled "The Magnificent Ferengi" And The Visitor is fine, I'm just pointing out that when Sisko died millions of lives were saved.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:25
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I like the one where Crusher goes to space Ireland and nails her grandmas dead boyfriend.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:27
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The Magnificent Ferengi sucked, sorry dude.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:27
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Hector Beerlioz posted:The Magnificent Ferengi sucked, sorry dude. Leave now.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:28
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Attention Voyager Thread Posters. "Civil Defense" is best episode and this thread will be filled with neurocine gas to prevent further opinion riots.
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Jun 4, 2016 06:29
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Crowsbeak posted:Leave now. Mothefucker I will close this thread right now
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Jun 4, 2016 06:30
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please don't lets all just try to remember roddenberrys vision of a united, friendly human race 
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Jun 4, 2016 06:31
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:please don't lets all just try to remember roddenberrys vision of a united, friendly human race The human adventure is just beginning
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Jun 4, 2016 06:37
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Intendant Kira is too drat sexy
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Nigmaetcetera posted:Yeah but I think they were genuinely mentally ill. They pointed to the lack of evidence that he ever said anything of the sort as proof that he had said it. I thought it was a Stargate joke. He plays a member of a race of super nazis that are kind of in denial about the fact that they're nazis. They think everyone is trying to bomb them because they're just jealous dickheads instead of the fact that they poisoned the planet turning everyone into mutants that they're currently genociding with a drone army. I think the big plot point was that SGC wanted to give them weapons or something and MacGyver was all "no gently caress these guys!"Or something like that it has been a long time since I've seen it
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Jun 4, 2016 08:19
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Good time travel episode: the one where Voyager crashes on Hoth and everyone dies.
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Jun 4, 2016 08:41
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Volcott posted:Good time travel episode: the one where Voyager crashes on Hoth and everyone dies. For real: bitter, old, broken Harry Kim from this episode is the best Harry Kim of any episode.
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Jun 4, 2016 09:10
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Future outlaws Kim and Chakotay were almost cool but the episode was dragged down by neither of them giving a gently caress about their roles by that point; also by the baffling decision that human characters should lack personality so aliens are more special in an episode with no aliens
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Jun 4, 2016 09:16
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When I meant best Harry Kim, I really meant the only good Harry Kim. He finally learned how to tell it like it is but only in a timeline that didn't exist.
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Jun 4, 2016 09:32
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Clamp-crazed pipe-wielding & starvation desperate Harry Kim was an alright Harry Kim. Good thing he repressed that personality as soon as he got back on board. The Doctor should have kept that clamp around for times when they needed him to stop being such a whiny pissbag on the bridge.
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Jun 4, 2016 09:37
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My short history of Star Trek fandom. Half-vulcan/android/former borg/changeling: "I just don't understand what it is to be human." Cool and charismatic space person: "It's okay, we'll get through this together with the power of friendship." Lonely aspie child watching these events on screen: "I WILL LOVE THIS FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE."
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Jun 4, 2016 09:39
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shadow puppet of a posted:Clamp-crazed pipe-wielding & starvation desperate Harry Kim was an alright Harry Kim. Good thing he repressed that personality as soon as he got back on board. The Doctor definitely has a drawer in his little office where he keeps all the most ridiculous poo poo he's removed from Voyager's crew over the years.
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Jun 4, 2016 09:47
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Should Data have found a simulation of love with a Vulcan? He's got all the logic a green-blooded Vulcan lass could want. Would Pon Farr even work though, or would sex with Data be no different than sex with a hologram?
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Jun 4, 2016 11:23
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Data would get ripped to shreds during Pon Farr as its less about sex than it is about getting more emotional than a spoiled brat at a failed sweet 16 party.
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Jun 4, 2016 11:49
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A Star Trek sex comedy at the academy. Bashir, Geordi and Data all join up to lose their virginity before graduation. Picard catches Data having sex with a pie.
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Jun 4, 2016 12:05
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cheerfullydrab posted:My short history of Star Trek fandom.
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Jun 4, 2016 14:38
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this gave me a sensible chuckle
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ySX0fhyhyto
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girth brooks part 2 posted:I thought it was a Stargate joke. I wouldn't know, I never saw it cause I'M NOT A NERD LOL
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Volcott posted:Good time travel episode: the one where Voyager crashes on Hoth and everyone dies. cheerfullydrab posted:For real: bitter, old, broken Harry Kim from this episode is the best Harry Kim of any episode. Don't forget Captain Laforge "Priority One message from Star Fleet Command Ms. Brahms. It reads...... I'm Sorry I keep sending you so many messages but you haven't responded to my last few couriers, and subspace hails, I'll leave you alone now Leah. Can I call you Leah? You never said If I could. If you want to talk though just send a message to my ship. Otherwise I might find your ship and put it in a tractor beam(HaHa) I'm a Captain now. I Love You"
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THE HOLOSUITE DOLL I MADE OF YOU HAD A LOT OF FUN ON OUR PICNIC DATES
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the scene where geordi gets mad at brahms for being creeped out by how heasnused her holoimage and then tries to make her, a happily married woman, feel guilty about her reaction because HE'S JUST TRYING TO BE FRIENDLY is the litmus test scene for creepers because Nice Guys will find nothing cringey manipulative or insidious about it
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Jun 4, 2016 17:03
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The worst part is they're married in the series finale future episodes. Geordi stalked her into marriage.
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Big Mean Jerk posted:The worst part is they're married in the series finale future episodes. Geordi stalked her into marriage. Not shown - Her research ship getting "Escorts" from Geordi's ship - Surveillance so that every time she had a problem with the equipment, Geordi would instantly materialize inside the room. Even if it was just a stuck drawer when she was alone and nobody else was around - Geordi hacking her personal holo-programs so that all the characters talk about how great Geordi is - Geordi making her ships computer have his voice and say things like "I love you" - Geordi making her ships transporter send her to his quarters "by mistake"
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