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I just finished listening to the latest episode of Lou Reads and thus finished listening through his entire archive over the last few months. That latest racist website one was hard to listen to. That kinda poo poo is always way worse for me than the gross-out ones. I think racial hatred always hits hard, but hearing descriptions of disgusting things happening doesn't necessarily. I like the podcast a lot but am probably glad overall that I'm not shotgunning it super often anymore. Internet-disaster tourism is preferable for me when it's full of jokes and a lot of readers.
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Yeah I like the episodes that are about terrible people doing dumb things to themselves (like the latest one) and not to their kids or other people. I get creeped out when I hear stories of weirdos jerkin it to girls watches for some reason. The dozerfleet episodes are going to be in an FBI vault in the future
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I thought this was never going to work but it did. This Real sex story from a Real Man is amazing.
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Jun 3, 2016 23:36
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Theres something about the one act plays that makes me imagine a lovely school play gone wrong.
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I usually listen to the fplus while driving through my phone's speaker but it often gets drowned out when I have the windows down or the air conditioning up to the max. I finally got one of those cassette tape adapters for my phone and we're in a heatwave so I could listen to the fplus on the drive home with my windows down. Then they started reading stuff aloud and the windows went up and I boiled my way home.
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Jun 4, 2016 02:51
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I was listening to the giantess episode while waiting for a flight one time. I had my headphones in and I just had to stop because I could not stop from laughing. This is not a public-friendly podcast.
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Jun 4, 2016 02:58
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I discovered The F Plus within a month of being hired, when the newest episode was Harry Potter and the Weekend Seminar, which I decided to work backwards from. So within a few weeks of my coworkers meeting me, I was laughing really loudly at dudes getting whacked in the nuts and I had to come up with some excuse for why I was laughing so hard.
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Jun 4, 2016 04:32
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Eugh, that LazyTown quip has to be the show's most revolting joke since Kumquat's observation on mud-slinging and flower blooms.
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I used to enjoy the F-Plus podcast, but ever since I stopped masturbating I levitate three feet off of the ground and any electronic device that gets near me is shorted out by the power of my orgone energy. Thankfully my testosterone levels are so high that I have long since moved beyond such pithy feminine interests as learning and enjoying things.
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Jun 4, 2016 05:27
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I'm just glad I wasn't working with any power tools while listening to this episode at work. The loving Death Grips joke caught me off guard, as did the Lazytown one that was just awful. Hilarious but holy poo poo.
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Jun 4, 2016 17:30
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Guy Mann posted:I used to enjoy the F-Plus podcast, but ever since I stopped masturbating I levitate three feet off of the ground and any electronic device that gets near me is shorted out by the power of my orgone energy. Thankfully my testosterone levels are so high that I have long since moved beyond such pithy feminine interests as learning and enjoying things. Ok but in this gag how are you writing this post
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Death Dealer posted:I'm just glad I wasn't working with any power tools while listening to this episode at work. The loving Death Grips joke caught me off guard, as did the Lazytown one that was just awful. Hilarious but holy poo poo.
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Jun 4, 2016 21:41
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Grondoth posted:Ok but in this gag how are you writing this post Dictation
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Red Minjo posted:Dictation But I thought he wasn't touching his dick anymore.
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it gained sentience, by being allowed to retain its life energy.
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"By the time you read this," was extremely good. Nutshell Gulag has been powerful lately.
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Grondoth posted:Ok but in this gag how are you writing this post There is nothing to be learned or anything enjoyable in SA
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Ag Bengip posted:"By the time you read this," was extremely good. Nutshell Gulag has been powerful lately. I've been listening to the podcast for about 2 years, and it's funny how certain readers grow on me over time. Nutshell, Isfahan, and This episode was good, but I was minorly annoyed when they were talking about that guy who posted about applying mindfulness techniques to jerking off/his breakup. Like, I get that it's funny in context because he's attributing his coping skills to not jerking off, but what he was describing were pretty basic mental health skills. The ridiculists are really funny people, so it isn't as fun if it feels like they're trying to force something to be more humorous than it is. Okay that was my opinion your welcome internet bye!!! Sitting Here fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Jun 5, 2016 |
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Sitting Here posted:I've been listening to the podcast for about 2 years, and it's funny how certain readers grow on me over time. Nutshell, Isfahan, and Adam West come to mind. Frank bozarth has grown on me a lot since the bizzaro f-plus series
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Invisible Ted posted:Frank bozarth has grown on me a lot since the bizzaro f-plus series I just had a moment of vertigo where i realized i've been conflating their first names for I don't know how long. Thanks!
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Frank West has one of my favourite voice-gags where he realizes he's doing a girl halfway through the post and goes "Oh I'm sorry, let me get out my girl voice", and just keeps talking
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Bizarro F Plus Roster Citrus Jiminy Toast Clogs Galoshes Pertox Lil' Baby Bunnybwead Adam West Frank Bozarth Cheap Heelies King Kum Blisfahan Achillescolotl Cuddlefish Kant STOG
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SMDH that all of you went for the name amalgam joke instead of envisioning a world where Batman himself is dramatically reading internet posts about not jerking off so you can attain enlightenment.
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This am A Minus: Amazing Things Read with Listlessness
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I think bizarro-Portaxx would be the one that actually went through with changing their name to Mandark.
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I Before E posted:SMDH that all of you went for the name amalgam joke instead of envisioning a world where Batman himself is dramatically reading internet posts about not jerking off so you can attain enlightenment. r/nobat r/noflap?
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I seem to recall one of the readers is a veteran, is it Isfahan?
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I got drunk and bored, sorry. https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/4ml1r6/fucking_relapseim_done_with_this_fuck_fuck http://vocaroo.com/i/s1AmfDAachWK https://www.reddit.com/r/NoFap/comments/4mjcdo/stop_putting_the_pussy_on_the_pedestal/ http://vocaroo.com/i/s1gMkMzdn7ey http://vocaroo.com/i/s0nfsOWK0Z97
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Benny the Snake posted:I seem to recall one of the readers is a veteran, is it Isfahan? Yes. He either is in, or was in, the Army.
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Lets hope he's not on active duty. I'd hate for his last big life event to be talking about people that wanna gently caress lizards or something.
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That "creepiness" bit near the end was so unsettling. I think every woman has dealt with guys like that - entitled-rear end dudes who barely know us but still treat us like a piece of meat or trophy, then act like we're the rude ones when we ask them to stop. It was cathartic as hell to hear them make fun of that mindset. Thanks F Plus!
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It was pointed out in the episode early on but reading through the subreddit for no fap really does remind me a lot of AA. Pretty much word for word you could just replace jerking off or whatever with alcohol and they would read exactly the same. The nofap thing isn't the worst or creepiest thing in the world but the community it breeds is just... Egh.
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Tracula posted:It was pointed out in the episode early on but reading through the subreddit for no fap really does remind me a lot of AA. Pretty much word for word you could just replace jerking off or whatever with alcohol and they would read exactly the same. The nofap thing isn't the worst or creepiest thing in the world but the community it breeds is just... Egh. It, like most internet things, is a perfectly valid idea to begin with. Like, the core seems to be 'yea I probably shouldn't spend all day jerking off to porn and instead should focus on relationships and then, ya know, I can have real sex'. That's a good thing to say. The problem is they wrap it up in this "I AM BASICALLY SUPER MAN FOR NOT JERKING OFF" and "THE PENIS IS POWER JERKING OFF ROBS YOUR PENIS OF POWER" poo poo along with the typical bullshit 'I don't understand, the woman vending machine isn't giving me sex, THAT BITCH' stuff.
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pulp rag posted:Lets hope he's not on active duty. He goes by Squint on these forums, so why not ask him?
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I have a shameful amount of reddit in my past, and I first encountered it around when it started as AA for actual masturbation addicts losing their jobs and marriages because they were jerking off at work or couldn't get it up for their wife. Apparently while I was doing better things with my time, the internet took over and decided someone improved their life by stopping so it must be the barrier holding them back too, when really what's holding them back is that they're idiots.
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i have never screamed death grips lyrics at my penis, but i guess it couldn't hurt.
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