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Wrong thread? That's a very specific thing to quote after 100 pages.
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Jun 4, 2016 20:59
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That second youtube comment is perfect
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Jun 4, 2016 21:06
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WhiteyTheGrouch posted:There are better ways to make sure priceless clocks are at right at least twice a day. Man, the ref was even right there
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Jun 4, 2016 21:15
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That cake's a real eye-catcher.  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VgofpOwtpJk
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Jun 4, 2016 21:56
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I really hope this is real. 
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Jun 4, 2016 22:24
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And More posted:That cake's a real eye-catcher.  I just watched a hundred near-Darwin Awards.
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Jun 4, 2016 22:43
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Inspector Gesicht posted:
Most of those people look like they're old enough to have reproduced. 
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Jun 4, 2016 23:16
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And More posted:That cake's a real eye-catcher. Goddammit the one that made me cringe the least for gun safety is the instructor that shot himself in the leg. I think he's the only one in the entire video that safed his gun after being a moron
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Jun 4, 2016 23:23
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Pesticide20 posted:Goddammit the one that made me cringe the least for gun safety is the instructor that shot himself in the leg. I think he's the only one in the entire video that safed his gun after being a moron That guy eventually posted a followup deconstructing what went wrong, hoping to inform people how to avoid that. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYvAxLX6OzE
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Jun 4, 2016 23:49
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for realsies though if you've never shot a rifle but think think that poo poo looks simple, think again. no one ever stresses the importance of keeping your eye the gently caress away from the scope but even a airgun will give you a black eye if you are too close to it when you fire. stay away from the scope for god's sake
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Pesticide20 posted:Goddammit the one that made me cringe the least for gun safety is the instructor that shot himself in the leg. I think he's the only one in the entire video that safed his gun after being a moron the girl who points a loaded machine gun at the cameraman, finger on the trigger and safety off going "relax man  "
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Jun 5, 2016 00:21
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Kikka posted:the girl who points a loaded machine gun at the cameraman, finger on the trigger and safety off going "relax man It wasn't a machine gun dude.
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Jun 5, 2016 00:44
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Zahi posted:It wasn't a machine gun dude. Thanks for the contribution, champ.
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Jun 5, 2016 00:50
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Zahi posted:It wasn't a machine gun dude. I can tell by the pixels and having seen a few machine guns in my time.
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Jun 5, 2016 00:50
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Zahi posted:It wasn't a machine gun dude. How many clips does it have in each magazine?
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Jun 5, 2016 03:25
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VUMNLVtFj60
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Jun 5, 2016 03:54
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Bro when I post to be pedantic I at least try to include a couple of sentences explaining the difference, if you're going to be a cock be like me and be an educational cock. Also the difference in a nutshell is machine guns are for fully-automatic (mostly suppressing) fire, and as a result tend to be larger and fed ammunition from belts, they cover a broad range of sizes and classes. However this is the kind of distinction which is important if you're the kind of person who works with or likes to know about weapons like this, to the general public 'machine gun' pretty much means 'gun, extra scary looking, possibly fully automatic.' e: I actually tried to duck when the chick started swinging that poo poo around. Are you loving making GBS threads me, give me back the murder toy you are obviously not mature enough to play with it yet.
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Jun 5, 2016 03:58
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nobody cares
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Jun 5, 2016 04:00
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I care (keep going I'm almost there)
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Jun 5, 2016 04:02
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*eagerly runs into thread* b-but what if the machine gun was retarded and kicked that person's son right in the clips?
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Jun 5, 2016 04:23
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Samfucius posted:I care (keep going I'm almost there)  Not a machine gun:  As you can see there is a huge, immediately apparent difference between these weapons.
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Jun 5, 2016 04:27
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Platystemon posted:Machine gun: I definitely notice something huge about that last one. 
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Jun 5, 2016 04:31
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I like the woman with the handgun at 1:20 who's just literally Joy Hickey from My Name Is Earl. Also, the guy who shoots a hole in the wall and immediately goes "My mom's going to kill me".
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Jun 5, 2016 04:32
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And More posted:That cake's a real eye-catcher. That one at 0:45, if that's real, that gun is dangerously loving faulty. The idea that a firearm can "just go off" if you drop it on the ground was a fallacy about 90 years ago. Oh and it was clearly autistic.
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Jun 5, 2016 04:44
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So hang on, what makes a machine gun a machine gun?
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Jun 5, 2016 04:52
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Memento posted:That one at 0:45, if that's real, that gun is dangerously loving faulty. The idea that a firearm can "just go off" if you drop it on the ground was a fallacy about 90 years ago. Oh man, the stories my granddad could tell you about Nambu poo poo. lfield posted:So hang on, what makes a machine gun a machine gun? http://lmgtfy.com/?q=definition+of+machine+gun edit: To be less of a dick, the main difference is weight, size and callibre, machine guns are usually at the top of all three. The other difference is that you can't select the fire rate with a machine gun, while assault rifles can usually switch between semi-auto, burst round and fully automatic. WarpedNaba has a new favorite as of 04:58 on Jun 5, 2016 |
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Jun 5, 2016 04:54
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lfield posted:So hang on, what makes a machine gun a machine gun? Excellent machining.
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Jun 5, 2016 04:56
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lfield posted:So hang on, what makes a machine gun a machine gun? Obama
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Jun 5, 2016 04:58
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lfield posted:So hang on, what makes a machine gun a machine gun? A real machine gun has a tiny robot living inside which operates the mechanism, allowing it to fire a greater number of larger bullets faster than other automatic weapons. Pulling the trigger sends a signal to the robot's brain which makes it want to save for the future, so it immediately gets to work. Also, if you overheat the gun while firing it, the robot dies and you have to replace it, this is why lower enlisted soldiers from first-world nations are often forced to repeatedly field-strip and reassemble unloaded machine guns in a variety of awkward or stressful conditions when nothing else interesting is going on during the duty day. The robots can experience pain, and fear, and are aware of their own mortality.
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Like I know an AK-47 is a machine gun and a 9mm pistol is not a machine gun but I'm not sure where the distinction lies. Can any gun goons chime in
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lfield posted:So hang on, what makes a machine gun a machine gun? A pedantic goon insisting on explaining it.
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lfield posted:Like I know an AK-47 is a machine gun [triggered]
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Jun 5, 2016 05:13
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is it a machine gun, or is it a squad automated weapon
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Jun 5, 2016 05:15
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is a machine gun a sandwich
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WarpedNaba posted:edit: To be less of a dick, the main difference is weight, size and callibre, machine guns are usually at the top of all three. The other difference is that you can't select the fire rate with a machine gun, while assault rifles can usually switch between semi-auto, burst round and fully automatic. The legal definition for "machine gun" in the US is whether it can fire more than one round per trigger pull. Weight, caliber and whether it's select-fire or not don't enter into it. See 26 USC 5845(b).
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Jun 5, 2016 05:19
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I'm just going for a general definition, buddy.
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I don't think you can get more general than "Keeps going bang when you hold down the trigger"
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