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Karate Bastard posted:If you're really good at blowing you don't need a pump #protip Because someone else would do it for you?
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Jun 5, 2016 01:25
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 Pour pancake mix into a container so you can pour it into something else! #extraworkhacks
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Jun 5, 2016 02:49
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Haifisch posted:
Yeah, that one is super terrible. I think someone tried selling easy pancake mix in a bottle, and then idiots said to themselves "I could do that!"  There it is. It is an expensive and wasteful product, but for people who find mixing their own pancake batter is just too hard, this lets you have fresh pancakes without the struggle. It has a legitimate use case: useless idiots. DIYing makes no drat sense at all. You have to wash an old ketchup bottle. Mix up your batter and then try to pour gloopy batter through a funnel, or else mix it in the bottle and instead try to pour dry pancake mix into the bottle, and these hack pictures always show a bottle with a pretty narrow top. Then you get to make like 6 pancakes. Do you throw out the bottle? Wash it (I hope you don't let it dry out before you try to wash it)? Or just throw the goopy bottle in the fridge and hope it doesn't go moldy before you try to use it again. Whatever you do you've probably made a bigger mess and gone to more work than just mixing your batter in a bowl. Maybe for kids? You could put the batter in a bottle and then let your kids make their own pancakes themselves? I don't know, any kid that can't use a bowl probably shouldn't be using the stove.
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Jun 5, 2016 03:20
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They used to sell premixed pancake batter in milk carton-style packages and my brother and I loved that poo poo. When we were kids. With lazy parents who didn't like to get up on the weekends and make us pancakes.
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Jun 5, 2016 03:38
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Jun 5, 2016 03:45
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Or save yourself the photocopy and just lie the paper over the item and trace the holes. \/\/\/ No arguments there. I learned that the hard way. It's all well and good to neatly measure things out, but there's nothing like a good template. Megillah Gorilla has a new favorite as of 03:56 on Jun 5, 2016 |
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Jun 5, 2016 03:51
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Yeah I guess I just think "make a template" is a good idea.
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Jun 5, 2016 03:53
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:
I support this life hack, for one its a fuckload easier than: Gorilla Salad posted:just lie the paper over the item and trace the holes. Easy there Picasso I prefer my lifehacks to use several other costly products/resources in the process.
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Jun 5, 2016 07:13
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I hung some giant framed posters the other day and there's no way they'd fit on my scanner. What now, image macro lifehack? 
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Jun 5, 2016 07:54
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My Lovely Horse posted:I hung some giant framed posters the other day and there's no way they'd fit on my scanner. What now, image macro lifehack? Buy a bigger scanner. Obviously.
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Jun 5, 2016 08:09
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Lifehack thread disappoints me by not suggesting some kind of optical enlargement contraption made from binoculars and breadclips.
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Jun 5, 2016 08:11
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My Lovely Horse posted:Lifehack thread disappoints me by not suggesting some kind of optical enlargement contraption made from binoculars and breadclips. A bread clip pantograph would be awesome!  https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pantograph
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Jun 5, 2016 08:14
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My Lovely Horse posted:I hung some giant framed posters the other day and there's no way they'd fit on my scanner. What now, image macro lifehack? I have a painting that's somewhere around 5 feet high and 5 feet wide. I'd love a picture of me trying to fit it on a copy machine.
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Jun 5, 2016 09:51
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Shwqa posted:And filling one with a hand/foot pump sucks. That was one of my worst decisions and I'm a goony mother fucker. Do you have a king sized air mattress or something? I can fill a twin with my mouth in about 2 minutes.
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Jun 5, 2016 12:33
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The Moon Monster posted:Do you have a king sized air mattress or something? I can fill a twin with my mouth in about 2 minutes. You must really blow!
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Jun 5, 2016 12:40
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Jerry Cotton posted:It's real. Welp, Christmas shopping just got a whole lot easier.
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Jun 5, 2016 13:29
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cheerfullydrab posted:State parks and such. There's a whole world of camping that isn't going into the actual unmanaged woods and sleeping in a tent on gravel around dozens of strangers doing the same. Hah, sure there is.
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Jun 5, 2016 13:31
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The Fuzzy Hulk posted:
I hope you only ever use it to hang things that are symmetrical.
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Jun 5, 2016 14:16
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EKDS5k posted:I hope you only ever use it to hang things that are symmetrical. If you set the copier to mirror the image you'd be fine, but there's zero chance anybody using this would have thought of that.
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Jun 5, 2016 14:50
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The Moon Monster posted:Do you have a king sized air mattress or something? I can fill a twin with my mouth in about 2 minutes. Can you put both twins in your mouth?
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Jun 5, 2016 15:06
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The Moon Monster posted:Do you have a king sized air mattress or something? I can fill a twin with my mouth in about 2 minutes. BRB changing the title of my Craigslist casual encounters ad
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Jun 5, 2016 17:22
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Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, that one is super terrible. I think someone tried selling easy pancake mix in a bottle, and then idiots said to themselves "I could do that!" Still better than this one:  It's scrambled eggs in a carton, for folks too lazy to crack an egg.
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Jun 5, 2016 19:23
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Alhazred posted:Still better than this one:  Now you're hacking at 105%!
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Jun 5, 2016 20:03
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Alhazred posted:Still better than this one: That's how McDonalds scrambled eggs are made
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Jun 5, 2016 20:10
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zedprime posted:Too much effort. You cannot talk about egg logs without posting the gif 
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Jun 5, 2016 20:12
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For real Camping/Backpacking Lifehack: Bring 151 Rum. More alcohol for less weight.
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Jun 5, 2016 20:36
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muscles like this? posted:Because someone else would do it for you? Bingo, hoover. Facebook Aunt posted:Yeah, that one is super terrible. I think someone tried selling easy pancake mix in a bottle, and then idiots said to themselves "I could do that!" No no no you scrublords. You just cram the ingredients in there, duct tape the bottles to your hips Hopalong Cassidy style and twerk them into a smooth batter as the pans heat up and Presto I mean Walla double barrel batter barrage you can easily keep four to eight pans wet with this setup. The ketchup odeur is gone by the seventh or eighth batch btw, wash or no. Walla motherfuckers, on the floor.
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Jun 5, 2016 20:42
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Alterian posted:For real Camping/Backpacking Lifehack: Bring 151 Rum. More alcohol for less weight. If 95-97% ABV alcohol is cheaper, get that and pass it through a Brita several times. Can also be used for starting the fire in my heart.
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Jun 5, 2016 20:46
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Horrible Lurkbeast posted:If 95-97% ABV alcohol is cheaper, get that and pass it through a Brita several times. Has science gone too far?
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Jun 5, 2016 22:07
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Crust First posted:You must really blow! Hell yeah! Air mattress filling lifehacks: If you breath through your nose when you're blowing with your mouth you can fill it twice as fast. If you start seeing spots position yourself over the mattress so you don't pass out on the ground like a animal.
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Jun 5, 2016 22:37
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Sorry I only eat things I can spray out of a can.  
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Jun 5, 2016 22:41
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Crust First posted:Sorry I only eat things I can spray out of a can. Baby, if you play your cards right, you'll get a shot of my organic batter blaster tonight.
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Jun 5, 2016 22:49
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I know an organism that can spray those things right out their butt
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Jun 5, 2016 22:55
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whole wheat is healthy, now i have a way to get clean carbs in on my bike rides.
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Jun 5, 2016 22:59
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The squeeze batter actually does have a good use, and that's to make pancake art easier.
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Jun 5, 2016 23:57
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Gonna have a hard time stabbing a bacteria with a cashew, son.
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Jun 6, 2016 00:01
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Len posted:That's how McDonalds scrambled eggs are made Still? I thought they just had a whole ad campaign on how they use fresh eggs now for their breakfasts. Supposedly the only pourable egg they use is for the egg white stuff. I don't have any personal experience since I haven't had a McDonalds breakfast in probably 10 years. I use those pourable cartons for egg whites, because gently caress separating eggs when I just want some scrambled whites or an egg-white omelet.
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Jun 6, 2016 00:30
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flosofl posted:Still? I thought they just had a whole ad campaign on how they use fresh eggs now for their breakfasts. Supposedly the only pourable egg they use is for the egg white stuff. I don't have any personal experience since I haven't had a McDonalds breakfast in probably 10 years. Oh I dunno I haven't worked there since 2012. Back then they used real eggs for the round ones, precooked and shaped eggs for folded, and the carton for scrambled.
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Jun 6, 2016 00:50
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flosofl posted:Still? I thought they just had a whole ad campaign on how they use fresh eggs now for their breakfasts. Supposedly the only pourable egg they use is for the egg white stuff. I don't have any personal experience since I haven't had a McDonalds breakfast in probably 10 years. When I worked in a Mcdonalds in Canada back in 1991 we used real eggs. People claimed we used powdered eggs or some kind of egg mix back then too. I don't know if they've ever used egg substitute, or if it is just inconceivable to the human mind that they might be using anything natural so people keep assuming it must be egg substitute.
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Crust First posted:Sorry I only eat things I can spray out of a can. It's making me really mad that they consider waffle and pancake batter to be the same thing
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