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Has a single word been said about Torres? Half Klingon , gotta be a tiger in the sack.
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whoflungpoop posted:STAR TREK: Could Data Cum? inquiring minds want to know
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Sten Freak posted:Has a single word been said about Torres? Half Klingon , gotta be a tiger in the sack. More baggage than an international airport.
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Jun 5, 2016 05:42
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Torres would shy away from the bloodplay and vulva biting that really anchors good Klingon lovemaking. Paris ever developed the thousand yard star of a human getting in on the reg from a klingon.
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Jun 5, 2016 05:47
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Lord of Pie posted:Geordi was such a creeper that he was the only person to get a promotion in seven years and they still couldn't get him off the ship Worf also got promoted from Lieutenant junior-grade to full Lieutenant. Geordi just got promoted really quickly early on.
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Jun 5, 2016 06:00
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Booblord Zagats posted:Didnt data and worf get promoted to? Data never got promoted. He started the series a Lieutenant Commander and died the same rank.
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shadow puppet of a posted:Torres would shy away from the bloodplay and vulva biting that really anchors good Klingon lovemaking. Paris ever developed the thousand yard star of a human getting in on the reg from a klingon. Speaking of that and how Worf is a weeaboo, I'm watching the episode about Quarks wife that Worf wants to gently caress. He goes into the bar and starts throwing around people and yelling to try and impress her and her dad or whatever has to call Worf aside and tell him that he was raised by humans and is embarrassing himself because he's never tried to get with a klingon woman. It's like someone going to Japan and acting like a kabuki warrior and having to get a lecture about how embarrassing he's acting or something. It's about 3.5 out of 5 Geordis on the cringe scale.
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Jun 5, 2016 06:49
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My favorite part of Star Trek was the time that someone rolled underneath a closing door.
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Jun 5, 2016 07:02
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Let's see O'Brien roll his fat rear end under a closing blast door
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Jun 5, 2016 07:14
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O'Brien would miss his window of opportunity to leave, then get depressively angry about how nothing good ever happens to him, and the blast door would open back up out of pity for him.
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Jun 5, 2016 07:16
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O'Brien just makes sure his poo poo doesn't explode in the first place.
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Jun 5, 2016 07:18
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O'Brien wants to die due to equipment failure as an I-told-you-so.
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Jun 5, 2016 07:24
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surprised obrien never rigged the transporter to do to himself what it did to those dudes in The Motion Picture
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I always thought that was bullshit in Generations "borderline battleship gets destroyed by a Klingon frigate ".
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Crowsbeak posted:I always thought that was bullshit in Generations "borderline battleship gets destroyed by a Klingon frigate ". Plasma Coils. Plasma coils? Plasma Coils.
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Jun 5, 2016 08:38
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Troi got a promotion in that episode where we discover the road to promotion is murdering geordi. Edit: Obriens rank kept fluctuating for a few seasons.
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Crowsbeak posted:I always thought that was bullshit in Generations "borderline battleship gets destroyed by a Klingon frigate ". and not only did they reuse a shot from the immediately preceding film for the BoP exploding, in both you can clearly see a piece of debris bouncing off the floor
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I'm pretty sure there's a transporter's Union, like the job pays really well and is hard to get into, solid benefits, and they pretty much can't fire you ever. Like it's boring and unglamorous but even the captain has to tiptoe around obrian to avoid a really nasty lawsuit if he doesn't get his breaks or a paycheck is incorrect
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Automatic Slim posted:The most interesting thing that happened to Torres' sex life is the Pon Far by proxy she caught from a Vulcan mind meld. Yup, Paris can have that all to himself.
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Jun 5, 2016 15:36
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Automatic Slim posted:Total star fish. So... she's into prolapsing, then?
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Jun 5, 2016 15:48
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Hey what was with the Organ harvesters on voyager couldn't a replicator that made organs have solved the problem?
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Crowsbeak posted:Hey what was with the Organ harvesters on voyager couldn't a replicator that made organs have solved the problem? 
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As much as I love DS9 it has that problem in a bad way. They have sophisticated replicators and point to point transport technology.
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You can't replicate complex organs or machinery or the could replicate starships. Too bad they outlawed cloning…
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Gutcruncher posted:Troi got a promotion in that episode where we discover the road to promotion is murdering geordi. They couldn't decide if he was an officer or an NCO, or even whether NCOs existed at all. Eventually they settled on him being the only enlisted man in Starfleet.
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Jun 5, 2016 16:24
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Things got worse in the books where Keiko was admitted to the academy after the events of DS9 and made admiral after a few short years.
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Why did O'brien not keep his sexier demon possessed wife?
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etalian posted:Why did O'brien not keep his sexier demon possessed wife? I think she tried to blow up the wormhole
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Hector Beerlioz posted:I think she tried to blow up the wormhole Marriage is about give and take.
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Jun 5, 2016 16:35
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Missed opportunity to not have had demon Keiko with replicant miles
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Jun 5, 2016 16:36
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Remember that one time O'Brien died and got replaced by an O'Brien from an alternate timeline where he didn't die? Classic O'Brien.
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Crowsbeak posted:Hey what was with the Organ harvesters on voyager couldn't a replicator that made organs have solved the problem? Like was said, "replicating complex poo poo is a no-go", but I found it hilarious that technology we're on the brink of right now (growing individual organs) is something this race that's obsessed with organs hasn't done.
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Jun 5, 2016 16:49
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A replicated steak and a whisky are complex enough to make the organ replication a simple bureaucratic matter of the Federation still needing citizen death for fiscal reasons in their post-monetary society.
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I thought the rub was they could make artificial human organs, but they didn't know enough about Neelex's species to do it right. (Still enough to make holographic organs, though?)
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