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Juggy witches are the best witches imo
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Who What Now posted:Rattle her vagina Boner? I 'ardly know her!
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Jun 5, 2016 02:49
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poisonpill posted:"I carried this printing press all day for you." I don't want to burn the house down when we're done. She's given up some helpful exposition before we get to the bonin'.
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Jun 5, 2016 03:13
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I can't believe we are really going to rattle the witch.
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Jun 5, 2016 03:20
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We're gonna rock her world a skele-ton!
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Jun 5, 2016 04:05
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poisonpill posted:"I carried this printing press all day for you."
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Jun 5, 2016 05:41
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Question, could we plate our bones with metal so we'd have better damage resistance?
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Jun 5, 2016 07:03
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Question: is it true that a witches cat holds a great amount of her power? If so we should Alf it up and eat that pussy with zero innuendo.
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Jun 5, 2016 07:07
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Question: Does this hut's chicken legs go all the way up
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Jun 5, 2016 07:31
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Poland Spring posted:Question: Does this hut's chicken legs go all the way up It wouldn't yurt you to find out!?  Also mind you we're a female skeleton (in beginner lichlord mode) - in need of some bone-oiling TLC from an old lover.  Wait~! Where was she while you were off obliviously trimming the podunk parish's hedges??? 
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Jun 5, 2016 08:14
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I am guessing that this new form might be the illusion and the typical old hag witch is the real deal but I'm all for a skeleton going for it either way so Page 150!
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Jun 5, 2016 12:49
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Also mind you we're a female skeleton (in beginner lichlord mode)   
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Jun 5, 2016 14:25
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We made the right choice. Does that mean we have two boner?
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Jun 5, 2016 14:33
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Twenty Four posted:I am guessing that this new form might be the illusion and the typical old hag witch is the real deal but I'm all for a skeleton going for it either way so Page 150! Are you saying she might be dry as a.....bone?
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Jun 5, 2016 21:50
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Hell's yeah! Bone
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Jun 5, 2016 21:52
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 let's get out bone on! Last time:  Turning to 150, we bust one hell of a move:  We're decrepit though. That's good right? 191   oh well. what now? Our adventure scroll is the same as it's been for a while but here it is in case you forgot how much trouble we're in: 
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Jun 5, 2016 23:36
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im not really interested in reading about unwilling skeleton/witch sex so, you know, do whatever isn't that
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Jun 5, 2016 23:38
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:im not really interested in reading about unwilling skeleton/witch sex so, you know, do whatever isn't that yeah this book doesn't go there
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Jun 5, 2016 23:39
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carry her cauldron
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Jun 5, 2016 23:43
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Oh god why is the page stained?
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Jun 5, 2016 23:49
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seriously though lol if this woman isn't into barrels. ditch her and steal her cat
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Jun 5, 2016 23:54
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If I recall correctly we can still bone Aggie
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Jun 5, 2016 23:59
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Hogge Wild posted:carry her cauldron It always comes down to this.
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Jun 6, 2016 00:00
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gently caress it. Lets just jump to page 395 and the Goblin King's magnificent codpiece. Cheating is half the game in these books anyhow.
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Jun 6, 2016 00:04
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iirc the only was to leave with our dignity intact is to crawl backwards out of her shack meowing like a cat
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Jun 6, 2016 00:07
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Pick whatever that will lead to Goblin King's magnificent codpiece
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Jun 6, 2016 00:13
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Oddly this is the best possible outcome for this scenario so go us! If we'd gotten laid that would have been it, no bonus but the satisfaction of boning a witch. Still great tho
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Jun 6, 2016 00:25
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I dont know posted:gently caress it. Lets just jump to page 395 and the Goblin King's magnificent codpiece. Cheating is half the game in these books anyhow. Nyaa posted:Pick whatever that will lead to Goblin King's magnificent codpiece 395  You spend the rest of time staring at that magnificent crotchpiece. But when a skeleton's doing what he loves best, forever is not long at all.
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Jun 6, 2016 00:47
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Nyaa posted:Pick whatever that will lead to Goblin King's magnificent codpiece Hogge Wild posted:carry her cauldron > Search Witches' Crypt for Family Jewels
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Jun 6, 2016 00:51
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Hot Holy drat Court of the Crimson King just came on my megashuffle. Right I forgot we were gonna > burn the witch in the first place. Have we fallen in love?
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Jun 6, 2016 00:55
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This witch had two sisters, guys, if we burn her they're gonna be pissed and want revenge. But if we get that cauldron she'll see we're a nice skeleton and give us a buff potion to make us not Decrepit and then we can bone her and her sisters and her aunt!
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Jun 6, 2016 00:57
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i thought thet we had to get the cauldron before we could bum anyone
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Jun 6, 2016 00:59
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Do the fetch quest. We can use the buff potion on someone later for hilarious results
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Jun 6, 2016 01:13
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RandomPauI posted:Do the fetch quest. We can use the buff potion on someone later for hilarious results Yeah, we need to start collecting a pile of dubiously useful poo poo. Does the sexy sister have a knapsack we can borrow?
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Jun 6, 2016 01:27
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We should get on that fetch quest to take our minds off being friendboned. After all, those union skeletons are patiently waiting for us!
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Jun 6, 2016 01:31
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Maybe you should bust out your Dance Magic Dance to win her over? Or do you have to learn that from Jaryth and then double back to the witch hut? Does she have a potion which will restore essence?
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Jun 6, 2016 01:32
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we gotta get a torso this decroaded barrel ain't impressing no titty witches
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Jun 6, 2016 03:17
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I Greyhound posted:Maybe you should bust out your Dance Magic Dance to win her over? Or do you have to learn that from Jaryth and then double back to the witch hut? Unfortunately decrepit skeletons aren't capable of shimmying nearly as well as their more able-jointed brethren. No magic dancing for us yet. What a terrific boner we've committed! 
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Jun 6, 2016 03:19
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RandomPauI posted:Do the fetch quest. We can use the buff potion on someone later for hilarious results I vote for doing the fetch quest, but I'm for becoming less decrepit with it instead of giving it away. We can still close this deal!
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Being turned down is basically the bad ending imo. We should scum and restart
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