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howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

Oh god, that star in a rally car segment went on for loving ever.

Mustache Ride posted:

I enjoyed seeing Jenson Button destroying a McLaren.

He hooned the the every loving gently caress out of that car. :stare:

Integrating the artists into the challenge was an interesting choice.

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Why does the jag suv have the driver on the left?

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

shadow puppet of a posted:

The show was better but it was clearly re-worked to avoid Evans' presence where they could. They even had to make it clear more non-Evans people are going to be there to host next week.

Leblanc seems like a great choice though after E2. Really inoffensive and has lots of room to grow. Poor fucker at BBC that is tasked with renegotiation of his season 2 contract right now, he has all the leverage in the world. International TG broadcast licencors must be screaming at the BBC to keep him on.

Leblanc has been way, way better then expect.

Mustache Ride
Sep 11, 2001



What really annoys me about the SIARPC segments is the godawful car showdown gameshow Evans is trying to do.

Stop it you ginger gently caress, it's not funny.

FlerpNerpin
Apr 17, 2006


SIARPC is as bad as it's always been, I think. I dunno, I always skip it. gently caress that noise.

Matt is going to be really good at this. Evans was more tolerable.

Toe Rag
Aug 29, 2005

SIARPC is definitely worse than it was before, especially having one guest plug another's latest book/movie/album. Before at least Clarkson was funny. Evans is just annoying.

howe_sam
Mar 7, 2013

Creepy little garbage eaters

I do like having the other guest do the plug. It feels like something Craig Ferguson would do to mock the entire concept of guests coming on talk shows to plug poo poo.

The problem is that without the news they're extending the objectively worst segment in the history of the show so they keep the same amount of studio time.

Wheeee
Mar 11, 2001

When a tree grows, it is soft and pliable. But when it's dry and hard, it dies.

Hardness and strength are death's companions. Flexibility and softness are the embodiment of life.

That which has become hard shall not triumph.

I'd forgotten how much of the run time is wasted on these garbage B-list celebrity interviews, christ.

This show is a piece of poo poo train wreck.

I love it, in a way.

Olympic Mathlete
Feb 25, 2011

:h:


FogHelmut posted:

Why does the jag suv have the driver on the left?

Probably the only one they had to offer them at the time of filming some 6+ months ago...

sbaldrick posted:

Leblanc has been way, way better then expect.

:agreed:

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

howe_sam posted:

Oh god, that star in a rally car segment went on for loving ever.

The problem is that without the news they're extending the objectively worst segment in the history of the show so they keep the same amount of studio time.

Someone here said that they have already recorded the first 4 show's 'live' bits

I will bet money that after the first trainwreck episode, they went back and minimised the amount of screentime the ginger twat had; and the easiest way to do this was to reedit and extend the SIARPC section.

VodeAndreas
Apr 30, 2009

I used to not mind SIARPC sometimes, but this new format is so badddddd.

In addition to the interview format they track is wetter/dryer/dirtier between each lap and so is the car which makes it harder to compare in this completely scientific format.

My opinion of Chris hasn't improved but Matt seems like he's settling in well.

KozmoNaut
Apr 23, 2008

Happiness is a warm
Turbo Plasma Rifle


My greatest problem with Neo Top Gear is that something like this would never, ever happen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwdI6dKtd34

CornHolio
May 20, 2001

Toilet Rascal

VodeAndreas posted:

I used to not mind SIARPC sometimes, but this new format is so badddddd.


Agreed.

The old format, Clarkson would interview them and converse with them.

This new format, it's Chris Evans basically playing a game with them. You learn very little about the stars, even though it's longer.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Did they not consider the world market when they let Chris Evans say "fag breath?" Fag means something else to a chunk of the world.

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012
James May assembling a DHL box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aebS2rUIvOY
Jeremy clarkson trying to do the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbbkDiuz9fw

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

Cojawfee posted:

Did they not consider the world market when they let Chris Evans say "fag breath?" Fag means something else to a chunk of the world.

I guess you'll find out tonight if you watch the episode they release for the world market. The one everyone saw yesterday is the one that aired on BBC specifically for the British viewing public. The one that will air in international regions tonight will have different music and possibly have edited content.

Not that I think they need to, but someone might.

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


Cojawfee posted:

Did they not consider the world market when they let Chris Evans say "fag breath?" Fag means something else to a chunk of the world.

If you believe the gossip blogs then the dual meaning still works.

Alighieri
Dec 10, 2005


:dukedog:

Lord Tywin posted:

James May assembling a DHL box
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aebS2rUIvOY
Jeremy clarkson trying to do the same
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tbbkDiuz9fw

this was more enjoyable to watch then any amount of minutes of the new top gear

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn
I think part of the problem with the new SIARPC is that it has even more "lol I'm richer than you can imagine" dickwaving. There was still a fair bit of that in the old TG, but now the "best car ever" competition really brings it to the fore. There's no discussion of someone's car history and why they chose what they chose, it's just who paid more money for a car.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
It used to be that it was kind of interesting because they'd just list of what kinds of cars they'd owned over the years. Now ti's just super lame. Eddie Jordan's was only interesting because he technically owned an F1 car. I don't really give a poo poo that gordon ramsey owns a La Ferrari because he probably never even drives it.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021
Other than the interview bit, that episode was a lot better than the first one. Maybe it was just that the challenge was a lot better, the cheating was sneakier, and they got the guests involved.

Edit: hOly gently caress lmao

https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/739790145940033537

shadow puppet of a
Jan 10, 2007

NO TENGO SCORPIO


My faith in FACTs has been shaken.

sbaldrick
Jul 19, 2006
Driven by Hate

KozmoNaut posted:

My greatest problem with Neo Top Gear is that something like this would never, ever happen:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jwdI6dKtd34

I believe this is the best SIARPC

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nsOfcqsMSlE

Alighieri
Dec 10, 2005


:dukedog:

the most shocking part of the new episode is that Chris Evans supposedly bought a mclaren

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.

pik_d posted:

Other than the interview bit, that episode was a lot better than the first one. Maybe it was just that the challenge was a lot better, the cheating was sneakier, and they got the guests involved.

Edit: hOly gently caress lmao

https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/739790145940033537

Godamn that dude is just putting his fingers in his ears and screaming "LALALALA" at this point

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
SIARPRC segment still terrible, challenge film good. All the guests looked like they were having fun in the Suv bits.

pik_d
Feb 24, 2006

follow the white dove





TRP Post of the Month October 2021

WAR CRIME SYNDICAT posted:

Godamn that dude is just putting his fingers in his ears and screaming "LALALALA" at this point

I wonder what kind of poo poo he'll say if/when he finally gets booted from the show.

Carrier
May 12, 2009


420...69...9001...

pik_d posted:

Other than the interview bit, that episode was a lot better than the first one. Maybe it was just that the challenge was a lot better, the cheating was sneakier, and they got the guests involved.

Edit: hOly gently caress lmao

https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/739790145940033537

Some newspapers including the BBC themselves lol

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

I love that Jeremy is then seen using the ocarina app in the Bolivia special. He is not seen using grindr in the Bolivia special but there is such a thing as correlation.

spog
Aug 7, 2004

It's your own bloody fault.

Alighieri posted:

this was more enjoyable to watch then any amount of minutes of the new top gear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I70lhj98dqA

Xelkelvos
Dec 19, 2012

pik_d posted:

Other than the interview bit, that episode was a lot better than the first one. Maybe it was just that the challenge was a lot better, the cheating was sneakier, and they got the guests involved.

Edit: hOly gently caress lmao

https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/739790145940033537

I assume someone already retweeted his tweet crowing about how the premiere (FACT) had the highest ratings for the night and for any Top Gear premiere?

nmfree
Aug 15, 2001

The Greater Goon: Breaking Hearts and Chains since 2006
https://twitter.com/RichardHammond/status/739866554091835393

Zeppelin Insanity
Oct 28, 2009

Wahnsinn
Einfach
Wahnsinn

pik_d posted:

Other than the interview bit, that episode was a lot better than the first one. Maybe it was just that the challenge was a lot better, the cheating was sneakier, and they got the guests involved.

Edit: hOly gently caress lmao

https://twitter.com/achrisevans/status/739790145940033537

lmao I wonder if there are any BBC execs screaming at him to stop doing his damage control

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
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#1 SIMP

Guys... hold on now. I think I get the joke about DHL packages inside DHL packages inside DHL packages and then there's a plug.

MattD1zzl3
Oct 26, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 4 years!
So last week the criticisms didnt matter becuase the viewing figures were off the charts (FACT), but this week they dont matter? Does he think we dont remember last week?

You know, when they brought him out on the stretcher at the beginning of the episode, i thought they were going to say something like "Chris is bed-ridden because of the blistering internet criticism", which would have been kind of self-aware and even funny. Missed chance, there.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

MattD1zzl3 posted:

So last week the criticisms didnt matter becuase the viewing figures were off the charts (FACT), but this week they dont matter? Does he think we dont remember last week?

You know, when they brought him out on the stretcher at the beginning of the episode, i thought they were going to say something like "Chris is bed-ridden because of the blistering internet criticism", which would have been kind of self-aware and even funny. Missed chance, there.

They missed it because they taped the first 4 well in advance.

keevo
Jun 16, 2011

:burger:WAKE UP:burger:
How many episodes is this season?

InitialDave
Jun 14, 2007

I Want To Believe.

Zeppelin Insanity posted:

lmao I wonder if there are any BBC execs screaming at him to stop doing his damage control
I'm imagining The Producers "Please... Stop helping me"

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

fyodor posted:

They missed it because they taped the first 4 well in advance.

I knew they taped in advance so that him being unconscious wasn't a reaction to people wanting him to shut up, but I enjoyed the brief respite all the same.

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scuz
Aug 29, 2003

You can't be angry ALL the time!




Fun Shoe

fyodor posted:

They missed it because they taped the first 4 well in advance.
They also missed it because Evans seems to lack a sense of humor about himself.

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