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Baka-nin posted:'Twas a moonless night, dark as pitch when out of the mist came a beast more stomach than man. Went by the name of Root Bear. Seven feet tall, he was, with arms like tree trunks; and his eyes were like steel, cold and hard. He had a shock of hair -- red, like the fires of hell.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 06:33 |
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Hello, Springfield! Hello, Arthur! [gets out of the balloon onto the stage] You know, I've done a lot of exciting things in my life: I went down Mt. Everest on a boogeyboard... [clip is shown on TV display] Ooh. ...climbed Niagara Falls... [clip] Ooh! ...and just last month, I knocked out Muhammad Ali. [clip of Arthur ringing a doorbell with boxing gloves; Ali comes to the door, and Arthur punches him] Oh, how awful. RIP Muhammad Ali. http://www.nytimes.com/2016/06/04/sports/muhammad-ali-dies.html?emc=edit_na_20160604&nlid=55788147&ref=cta&_r=0 Muhammad Ali, Titan of Boxing and the 20th Century, Dies at 74
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 07:51 |
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IMJack posted:Does this sound like a man who had all he could eat? Tonight I'm having peanut butter AND jelly. No more PB or J for me.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 14:24 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:Tonight I'm having peanut butter AND jelly. No more PB or J for me. It's the good life, Nate. Some of these boxers, they eat steak and lobster and salad bar all in a single meal.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 15:37 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:It's the good life, Nate. Some of these boxers, they eat steak and lobster and salad bar all in a single meal. He's a hungry young fighter. In fact, he's fighting for a sandwich.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 17:34 |
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IMJack posted:He's a hungry young fighter. In fact, he's fighting for a sandwich. Mmmmmm.....open faced club sand wedge.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 17:36 |
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TMMadman posted:Mmmmmm.....open faced club sand wedge. TMMadman, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. Reaganomicon fucked around with this message at 18:05 on Jun 4, 2016 |
# ? Jun 4, 2016 17:41 |
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Reaganomicon posted:TMMadman, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment. Duff Gardens...HURRAH!!
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 20:37 |
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Reaganomicon posted:TMMadman, I'd like to be alone with the sandwich for a moment.
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# ? Jun 4, 2016 20:49 |
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Root Bear, I'd like to be alone with the sand wedge for a moment.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 04:49 |
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Do over Ham posted:Root Bear, I'd like to be alone with the sand wedge for a moment.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 15:03 |
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Do over Ham posted:Root Bear, I'd like to be alone with the sand wedge for a moment.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 15:32 |
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Uh, Baka-nin, you're drooling on the mic again.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 20:47 |
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Do over Ham posted:Root Bear, I'd like to be alone with the sand wedge for a moment. YOU. HAVE. SELECTED: POWER SHOT!
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 21:00 |
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Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. I am Carvallo. Now, choose a club. *beep* You have chosen a three wood. May I suggest a putter? *beep* Three wood. Now, enter the force of your swing. I suggest feather touch. *beep beep beep* You have entered "power drive." Now, push 7-8-7 to swing. *beep beep beep* Ball is in parking lot. Would you like to play again? *beep* You have selected "no."
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 21:01 |
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TMMadman posted:Welcome to Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge. If one looks up courage in the Oxford English Dictionary, one might very well come upon a photo of these two gladiators. They approach the final hole in the shadow of the Great Emancipator, deadlocked at eight strokes on the happy side of par. Soon, one man will emerge triumphant, he will drink naught but champagne, while his opponent tastes bitter defeat in this oft cruel game.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 21:43 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:If one looks up courage in the Oxford English Dictionary, one might very well come upon a photo of these two gladiators. They approach the final hole in the shadow of the Great Emancipator, deadlocked at eight strokes on the happy side of par. Soon, one man will emerge triumphant, he will drink naught but champagne, while his opponent tastes bitter defeat in this oft cruel game. Okay Jimmy, its your goon against my goon. The winner will be showered with praise. The loser will be taunted and booed until my throat is sore.
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# ? Jun 5, 2016 21:48 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:If one looks up courage in the Oxford English Dictionary, one might very well come upon a photo of these two gladiators. They approach the final hole in the shadow of the Great Emancipator, deadlocked at eight strokes on the happy side of par. Soon, one man will emerge triumphant, he will drink naught but champagne, while his opponent tastes bitter defeat in this oft cruel game. It's a ring-toss game.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 05:07 |
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 05:56 |
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So, come crawling back, eh?
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 07:45 |
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Antitonic posted:So, come crawling back, eh? Then they'll be sorry, and I'll be laughing, laughing from my grave
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 09:01 |
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Antitonic posted:So, come crawling back, eh? Seems to me like the classy thing to do would be to not call attention to it.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 09:39 |
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Skeesix posted:Seems to me like the classy thing to do would be to not call attention to it.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 09:47 |
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Jerusalem posted:Then they'll be sorry, and I'll be laughing, laughing from my grave
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 13:50 |
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Skeesix posted:Seems to me like the classy thing to do would be to not call attention to it. Well that's nothing because you have a gambling problem.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 20:35 |
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TMMadman posted:Well that's nothing because you have a gambling problem. I call him Gamblor!
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 20:56 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:I call him Gamblor! Mister Kingdom, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 21:32 |
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DizzyBum posted:Mister Kingdom, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem. DizzyBum, this is a Girl Scout meeting.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 21:49 |
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Jerusalem posted:Then they'll be sorry, and I'll be laughing, laughing from my grave Well look who's come to apologise.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 22:13 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Well look who's come to apologise. Wave to the people! Blow them kisses!
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 22:15 |
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DizzyBum posted:Mister Kingdom, I want you to admit you have a gambling problem. Don't cry for me, I'm already dead.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 22:29 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:Don't cry for me, I'm already dead. That’s right, dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land!
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 22:32 |
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TMMadman posted:That’s right, dead serious about going to Itchy and Scratchy Land! Madman, your children are no more... ... than a couple of ill-bred troublemakers.
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 22:58 |
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LOCUST FART HELL posted:Well look who's come to apologise. Garbo's coming!
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# ? Jun 6, 2016 23:08 |
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Jerusalem posted:Garbo's coming!
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 00:07 |
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Boardroom Jimmy posted:If one looks up courage in the Oxford English Dictionary, one might very well come upon a photo of these two gladiators. They approach the final hole in the shadow of the Great Emancipator, deadlocked at eight strokes on the happy side of par. Soon, one man will emerge triumphant, he will drink naught but champagne, while his opponent tastes bitter defeat in this oft cruel game. Webster's defines "wedding" as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 01:20 |
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jscolon2.0 posted:Webster's defines "wedding" as the process of removing weeds from one's garden. It's pronounced 'nucular'.
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 01:22 |
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 02:30 |
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Mister Kingdom posted:It's pronounced 'nucular'. Notice I no longer say liberrie or tomorrie.
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 02:32 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:15 |
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TMMadman posted:Notice I no longer say liberrie or tomorrie. I don't know why, they're perfectly cromulent words.
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# ? Jun 7, 2016 02:37 |