CM Punk signs with UFC

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bradzilla: Oct 15, 2004

Josuke Higashikata posted:

I believe the context for the Aug/Sep date is that there's a reality show for FOX in production about CM Punk, which is probably going to be detailing his camp and prep for the fight.

"Episode 10 - A Dream Ends? - April is shocked when she checks Punk's leg to find an extremely yellow bruise on his thigh. Punk's dream hangs in the balance as doctors determine whether or not he will be able to make the walk to the octagon. (Series end)"

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Chris James 2 posted:

Meltzer says Punk's fight is happening in August or September

When is he scheduled to have his in training injury to delay it? July?

# ? Jun 5, 2016 20:59

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Punk's delaying a fight because he's extremely yellow? Did I hear that right?

# ? Jun 5, 2016 23:03

your friend sk: Dec 10, 2005; (ヤイケス!)

Halloween Jack posted:

Punk's delaying a fight because he's extremely yellow? Did I hear that right?

no, he only has a white belt

# ? Jun 5, 2016 23:09

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

White belt more like white flag, cause he gives up so easily due to fear

# ? Jun 5, 2016 23:36

Ragnarok the Red: Jun 21, 2002

projecthalaxy posted:

White belt more like white flag, cause he gives up so easily due to fear

cowardly man punk

# ? Jun 5, 2016 23:42

a.lo: Sep 12, 2009

he pooped pants

# ? Jun 6, 2016 00:12

Halloween Jack: Sep 12, 2003; I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

Sure, but so did beloved heel heavyweight champion Tim Sylvia.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 01:33

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

I believe every poster in this thread could defeat Phillip "CM Punk" Brooks in Mixed Martial Arts contest and at the video game Mario Kart 8.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 08:44

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Josuke Higashikata posted:

I believe every poster in this thread could defeat Phillip "CM Punk" Brooks in Mixed Martial Arts contest and at the video game Mario Kart 8.

I'm gonna lose you so much money :smith:

# ? Jun 6, 2016 09:40

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

I believe.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 10:02

Luigi Thirty: Apr 30, 2006; Emergency confection port.

Bork is facing Mark Hunt

# ? Jun 6, 2016 15:35

Lloyd Boner: Oct 11, 2009; Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

Mark Hunt will destroy Brock Lesnar and then replace Roman Reigns because he's just way prettier (only face)

# ? Jun 6, 2016 15:41

Josuke Higashikata: Mar 7, 2013

UFC 300: White vs McMahon will rule

# ? Jun 6, 2016 16:24

Mel Mudkiper: Jan 19, 2012; At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Jokes on you Brock's opponent will be CM Punk

# ? Jun 6, 2016 16:28

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Someone needs to rename this thread

# ? Jun 6, 2016 16:29

Lid: Feb 18, 2005; And the mercy seat is awaiting,
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re-signs with WWE

# ? Jun 6, 2016 16:38

Captain Log: Oct 2, 2006

SquirrelGrip posted:

I will fight CM Punk

A think a lot of us could beat the brakes off hik and put him an inch of his life.

Even the fat ones.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 17:05

Kurohashi: Sep 8, 2005; *waddle waddle*

If Lesnar also ends up getting medical procedures done to heal up his broken body on Zuffa's dime then it'll have been a tremendous long game of these two prowrestlers exploiting the UFC before headlining the main event of Wrestlemania against each other.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:03

Ostentatious: Sep 29, 2010

are guns allowed in mixed martial arts

# ? Jun 6, 2016 18:50

Chris James 2: Aug 9, 2012

Ostentatious posted:

are guns allowed in mixed martial arts

Of course

# ? Jun 6, 2016 19:04

DannoMack: Aug 1, 2003; i love it when you call me big poppa

Brock losing and Punk winning would make bad person Vince McMahon the angriest and as such is the best outcome.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 20:39

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

DannoMack posted:

Brock losing and Punk winning would make bad person Vince McMahon the angriest and as such is the best outcome.

It would make bad person Dana White the happiest and as such is the worst outcome.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 20:55

DannoMack: Aug 1, 2003; i love it when you call me big poppa

Mark Hunt tiebreaker!

# ? Jun 6, 2016 21:32

FullLeatherJacket: Dec 30, 2004; Chiunque pu� essere Luther Blissett, semplicemente adottando il nome Luther Blissett

in my tiny shriveled heart, all I want is for Dana to let Paul Heyman do the pressers for Lesnar

# ? Jun 6, 2016 21:42

RacistGuidingLight: Apr 5, 2009; by FactsAreUseless

DannoMack posted:

Mark Hunt tiebreaker!

I concede.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 22:30

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

Is there any chance that the quid-pro-quo between Dana and Vince gets negated when UFC sells up to China? Because if Brock gets KOed in 10 seconds AND Vince doesn't even get to have Ronda Rousey show up at Wrestlemania for his troubles I'd laugh a lot.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 23:05

fatherdog: Feb 16, 2005

Jerusalem posted:

Is there any chance that the quid-pro-quo between Dana and Vince gets negated when UFC sells up to China?

That isn't happening, so no.

# ? Jun 6, 2016 23:22

Jerusalem: May 20, 2004; Would you be my new best friends?

fatherdog posted:

That isn't happening, so no.

Man what happened to China, they used to be cool :mad:

# ? Jun 6, 2016 23:42

henkman: Oct 8, 2008

Chinese billionaires decided to follow the real money: League of Legends teams

So has Shaq

# ? Jun 6, 2016 23:47

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bradzilla posted:

Punk's debut has been pushed back "a month or two" for like a year now. It's not happening lol suck it CM Punk

Guy got herniated disc surgery four months ago. I don't get how people can make fun of Punk for that, if he really never fights then pile it on.

I think it's very badass and fun that Lesnar is getting to fight in UFC again, it doesn't seem like something WWE would've allowed even a few years ago.

Do they do tag-team MMA matches? I wanna see RVD and Sabu in the Octagon, with chairs.

Have you guys seen the 80s Chuck Norris vs ninjas movie The Octagon? Solid.

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# ? Jun 7, 2016 01:22

Tezcatlipoca: Sep 18, 2009

Heavy Metal posted:

Guy got herniated disc surgery four months ago. I don't get how people can make fun of Punk for that,

Because he said he was completely fine and looked forward to fighting Gall then the next day he was getting surgery on his back.

# ? Jun 7, 2016 01:55

Skip My Posts: Aug 15, 2005; by FactsAreUseless

he's a coward for sure. man can't even drink a beer

# ? Jun 7, 2016 02:00

a retard: Jan 7, 2013; by Lowtax

Jerusalem posted:

Man what happened to China, they used to be cool

at most they're selling like 15% or so, maybe less. the fertittas are still going to be the majority owners by far

# ? Jun 7, 2016 02:03

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If this was just a bucket list for punk why has it taken over a year and a half just to fight? Why wait that long and do all that training just to lose. Doesn't make sense.

Why not just fight as soon as he signed? The outcome would've been the same and he'd still get paid. Nobody would give a gently caress

# ? Jun 7, 2016 02:29

vainman: Nov 2, 2012; I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Because he thought he was going to win and some combination of getting killed in sparring by Duke roufus, going 0-20 to a bunch of weekenders in smokers and watching Gall ko a guy with six years kickboxing experience within the first minute has changed his mind

# ? Jun 7, 2016 03:24

RealFoxy: May 11, 2011; I'm not making a fucking QCS thread for this but seriously can we take a harder stance on Kiwifarms freaks like this guy, Jesus Christ seriously, you used to be better at knocking these creeps down. I guess ADTRW mods aren't responsible like GBS mods are.

I suspect CM Punk's ego won't let him lose his first match so the closer he gets to his first fight the more fearful he is that he'll just get beaten and prove all the MMA trolls talking poo poo about him right

# ? Jun 7, 2016 03:31

DannoMack: Aug 1, 2003; i love it when you call me big poppa

cm punk probably has a growth mindset like most people who excel in a given field

# ? Jun 7, 2016 03:57

Heavy Metal: Sep 1, 2014; America's $1 Funnyman

If I can wait 200 years for Bill & Ted 3, we can wait for CM Punk to go in the oblegon.

# ? Jun 7, 2016 05:26

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El Estrago Bonito: Dec 17, 2010; Scout Finch Bitch

I just want CM Punk to fight the loving green ranger, is that too much to ask?

# ? Jun 7, 2016 05:30

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