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we should go to the swamp and say hey been trying to meet you to the pixies (skeletons are big fans of pixies) Wait we already saw the pixies in a previous adventure gently caress 'em let's gob some lins
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Jun 7, 2016 06:09
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Outrail posted:Anything that results in dead Pixies is a good thing. I was always more into Radiohead anyways.
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Jun 7, 2016 06:21
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Hogge Wild posted:lets go see the goblin king's bulge To the goblin infested hills. I'm pretty sure the codpiece is a key magic item. From what little I remember from my older brother's stories about playing this, it requires some lucky rolls to get, but is worth the risk. I remember he said how glad he was that he had it when he reached the DracoMummy. It also significantly improves our virility, whatever that means.
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I dont know posted:[b] I remember he said how glad he was that he had it when he reached the DracoMummy. It also significantly improves our virility, whatever that means. Local dragon mom's one weird tip to improved skeleton performance. Warlocks HATE her !
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Jun 7, 2016 06:33
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I dont know posted:To the goblin infested hills. I'm pretty sure the codpiece is a key magic item. From what little I remember from my older brother's stories about playing this, it requires some lucky rolls to get, but is worth the risk. I remember he said how glad he was that he had it when he reached the DracoMummy. It also significantly improves our virility, whatever that means. We are in no way ready for the LABYRINTH module, guys. Goblin Route means Goblin King and I'm pretty sure that's like a whole separate thing in and of itself.... right?
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Jun 7, 2016 06:49
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Goblin Route.
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Voting Goblins as well!
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Jun 7, 2016 13:17
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Looks like goblins are ahead. I'd like to remind you of something from Bastard Elf before we go that way though (211): not that we're necessarily up against the same dude but H. Skull apparently thought the Goblin King was pretty tough. 
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Jun 7, 2016 13:35
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I remember the pixie leader Black Francis being pretty dang tough too. Still, if it's not too late to vote I would prefer to avoid the goblins and eat some hallucinogenic pixies.
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Jun 7, 2016 13:48
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Never too late to vote (until it is) I have it at 9-5 for the goblins over the pixies for now though. Blizzy_Cow posted:What happens if we eat an elf? Are the effects better or worst than downing a few pixies? Elves are supposed to be quite filling but they don't cause you to trip balls.
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Jun 7, 2016 14:05
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Well drat. Never played these games as a kid and my brothers were more into sports than these books so it's a whole new experience for me.
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Jun 7, 2016 14:12
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Still confident we can take the goblin king... as long as we raise some minions to help along the way
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Can we stock up on pixie minions real quick to chuck 'em at the goblins when their king appears? That's the only way I think we could currently even stand a chance to win a fight with the Thin White Duke on our first try without losing and then being sucked into a whole bunch of fetch quests inside the Labyrinth (repairing walls fitted to non-euclidean geometries, no less!). We're still trying to get to the Warlock's Tower, mind you~!
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Can we stock up on pixie minions real quick to chuck 'em at the goblins when their king appears? That's the only way I think we could currently even stand a chance to win a fight with the Thin White Duke on our first try without losing and then being sucked into a whole bunch of fetch quests inside the Labyrinth (repairing walls fitted to non-euclidean geometries, no less!). maybe don't pick a fight with david bowie when you see him? everything he's done he's done for you after all E: goblins coming very shortly. I warned you about things going sideways, and welp. Good luck!
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:maybe don't pick a fight with david bowie when you see him? everything he's done he's done for you after all I vote to pick up a random goblin by his shirt and tell him he reminds me of the babe
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I like going sideway. 
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:maybe don't pick a fight with david bowie when you see him? everything he's done he's done for you after all Psh yeah right like the Goblin King would part with his signature codpiece so easi- oh god I forgot about all the romance subplots somehow getting shoehorned into this book... Goblin Route
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Jun 7, 2016 22:45
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Pretty sure if we give the goblin King a potion of ehem 'enhancement' he wouldn't need the padded codpiece and will give it to us without a fight.
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Outrail posted:Pretty sure if we give the goblin King a potion of ehem 'enhancement' he wouldn't need the padded codpiece and will give it to us without a fight.
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The codpiece is in the item deck so you can get it, theoretically. Anyway sorry for the late update, I thought it'd be worth chasing down all the cards for the next page for this update instead of for the next one. 250, complete:  We're heading for the hills where the goblins are. Turning to 32:  So here we see a pile of dead demons and smashed skeles. The skeletons are beyond our power but we could raise or harvest the demons. There's a cacodemon:  or  A howler:  or And two Dust Devils:  or  or  You might notice they have the card type Demon : that means raising them costs half of whatever it would usually cost to raise a creature of that ESPRIT. Harvesting them costs the full usual amount. Bear in mind that if we get rid of all our "handy" arms we won't be able to carry stuff or use weapons, and if we swap both the torso and the default arm we won't be decrepit any more. So what do we do with all these corpses, if anything? and What's our next move? Here's the adventure scroll:  (it hasn't changed)
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Jun 8, 2016 01:25
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Loot the goddamn Caco-nut. I don't care what we do with the rest
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Raise: Cacodemon and Howler. They have Tags that'll be useful. Leave: Dust devils. Because Devils are poo poo.
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Coco-nut Now we have nut.
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Loot the Howling Heartand a Dust Devil Digits to lose Decrepit.
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Raise em all! We still have our sentry with us too, right?
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Oh My God CACO-NUT CACO-NUT CACO-NUUUUUUUUuuttttttt~ Harvest everything.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:If we harvest everything we automatically win the first round and deal 5 damage. Kick their nerdy faces in with the Dust Digits as I agree. These parts seem pretty sweet.
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:If we harvest everything we automatically win the first round and deal 5 damage. Not quite. We still have to roll over their base Espirit score, we only stop our opponents from rolling any d6s for having Hands. And if we win, we don't deal five damage, we just make a free attack using a bonus 5 Espirit. Still though, that's a pretty sweet deal.
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Who What Now posted:Not quite. We still have to roll over their base Espirit score, we only stop our opponents from rolling any d6s for having Hands. And if we win, we don't deal five damage, we just make a free attack using a bonus 5 Espirit. You're so right and yet I just got so excited by that dang CacoNut-!
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Jun 8, 2016 05:39
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Dinosaurmageddon posted:Oh My God This
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if we're going to harvest the lot do you want to swap out the parts we already have or lump them all together? Events just around the corner are going to hinge on our standing with the Union.
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Who What Now posted:Raise: Cacodemon and Howler. They have Tags that'll be useful. This
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I forget, is the 'caca-daemon' Easter egg in this book or one of the others?
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:if we're going to harvest the lot do you want to swap out the parts we already have or lump them all together? Events just around the corner are going to hinge on our standing with the Union. we're gonna take em to town and hock our limbs spread that barrel open like a trenchcoat and sell our
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I vote to harvest the Cacodemon e: on second thought raise the Howler too, a mage will be helpful
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