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Macnult posted:Think about that one time you really embarrassed yourself back in middle school. My brain is too tired to remember memories from that long ago. Hogge Wild posted:squeeze your nuts Uuh don't think I can do that, sorry. |
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Jun 7, 2016 06:41
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I Dunno posted:Uuh don't think I can do that, sorry. While the specifics might be irrelevant, the principle is sound. When I was forced to stay awake and listen to a dumb lecture by a trainee officer in basic, I would pinch one hand with the other to stay awake. Slapping yourself in the face a few times can also help. If you can get up and walk around, even better. My one time stuck in a guard tower at least had the excitement of some rear end in a top hat paraglider getting way too close to base, and repeatedly asking control if I should fire warning shots ("absolutely not" was the response); guarding the arms depot required foot patrols which made sleep even easier to stave off. To conclude, staying up when you're tired is a land of contrasts. ---------------- |
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Jun 7, 2016 06:52
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Absurd Alhazred posted:While the specifics might be irrelevant, the principle is sound. When I was forced to stay awake and listen to a dumb lecture by a trainee officer in basic, I would pinch one hand with the other to stay awake. Slapping yourself in the face a few times can also help. If you can get up and walk around, even better. This sounds good. I can def walk around if I want. I'll try the pinching my hand thing too. I went and got some spicy food so I'm hoping the feeling of my mouth burning will help as well. |
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Jun 7, 2016 06:56
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Luvcow posted:*scene opens with a view of the post apocalyptic snowy wastes, camera pans around and then focuses on a small ragtag patrol of death chickens scouring the landscape* |
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Jun 7, 2016 07:08
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I Dunno posted:This sounds good. I can def walk around if I want. I'll try the pinching my hand thing too. I went and got some spicy food so I'm hoping the feeling of my mouth burning will help as well. Okay, this will be a bit extreme, but if you have access to a clean bathroom, filling the sink with cold water, pushing your face in, breathing your lungs empty and holding your breath as long as you can, and then pulling up and taking a huge breath as you come up is a pretty killer way to ward off sleepiness for a while. You get a pretty big hit of adrenaline and the cold water also helps by making blood flow to your face to keep it warm. This is what I used to do when my depression was at it's worst and the adrenaline kick was literally the only thing keeping me going. |
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Jun 7, 2016 07:43
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shinmai posted:Okay, this will be a bit extreme, but if you have access to a clean bathroom, filling the sink with cold water, pushing your face in, breathing your lungs empty and holding your breath as long as you can, and then pulling up and taking a huge breath as you come up is a pretty killer way to ward off sleepiness for a while. This sounds like a pretty advanced technique. I don't think I'm to that point yet but I'll keep it in mind. |
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Jun 7, 2016 08:03
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yep, it's a pretty hard-core method, best saved for when you've exhausted other avenues |
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Jun 7, 2016 08:06
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i find that contemplating the full, unvarnished horror of existence keeps me awake
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Jun 7, 2016 08:10
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also squeezing my nuts
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Jun 7, 2016 08:10
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:i find that contemplating the full, unvarnished horror of existence keeps me awake  same
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Jun 7, 2016 08:17
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It's super hot outside so I bought a watermelon while at the store. I'm also binge watching seasons 10 and 11 of Bones and the bastards making this show have slammed the seasons full of tear-jerkers. So basically I'm sitting by the window enjoying the sun, with netflix blasting on the laptop, crying into a huge bowl of watermelon slices. Life is weird sometimes... |
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Jun 7, 2016 08:40
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:also squeezing my nuts i can't really begin to fathom skeleton nuts. are they like truck nuts? |
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Jun 7, 2016 09:05
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I was intrigued and googled "truck nuts" the us is a pretty great country |
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Jun 7, 2016 09:12
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Lizard Wizard posted:i can't really begin to fathom skeleton nuts. are they like truck nuts? Yeah you fathomed them pretty well |
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Jun 7, 2016 09:24
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get a room, you two 
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Jun 7, 2016 09:26
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tuesday is the worst day of the week I don't want to be an adult today
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Jun 7, 2016 12:08
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It's 15:35 and I just woke up. Time for oatmeal and Blondie.
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Jun 7, 2016 13:36
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shinmai posted:It's super hot outside so I bought a watermelon while at the store. 
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Jun 7, 2016 13:57
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GBS "superstar" reporting in I'm hereby formally requesting amnesty and sanctuary here in my summertime asylum please share with me, refuge & good times hi
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Jun 7, 2016 15:50
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Jun 7, 2016 15:52
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Hello and welcome!  **shares things with you** I hope you like them! https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jun 7, 2016 15:53
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yes, this will be just fine
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Jun 7, 2016 16:03
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BirryJoru posted:I'm hereby formally requesting amnesty and sanctuary here in my summertime asylum Hi BirryJoru! Did you know there's a special Embassy for you fine folks from GBS? There is! Would you like to tell us about your favourite summertime activity? |
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Jun 7, 2016 16:07
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welcome birryjoru!
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Jun 7, 2016 16:10
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shinmai posted:Hi BirryJoru! Actually, if someone is looking for sanctuary from their homeland, going to the homeland's embassy in the sanctuary-providing country is the last thing I would suggest. 
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Jun 7, 2016 16:12
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Actually, if someone is looking for sanctuary from their homeland, going to the homeland's embassy in the sanctuary-providing country is the last thing I would suggest. i'm glad we have a d&d mod here to keep us from screwing up amnesty requests. that would have been super awkward
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Jun 7, 2016 16:14
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i think he already has amnesty by posting in the hello & chat thread welcome |
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Jun 7, 2016 16:18
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let's be super honest. everyone has amnesty here we're like a shelter for battered posters
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Jun 7, 2016 16:20
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FluffieDuckie posted:i'm glad we have a d&d mod here to keep us from screwing up amnesty requests. that would have been super awkward Happy to be of service. I'm not a lawyer, but I'm a pedant and a pessimist, which is close enough. 
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Jun 7, 2016 16:20
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Actually, if someone is looking for sanctuary from their homeland, going to the homeland's embassy in the sanctuary-providing country is the last thing I would suggest. pretty much this shinmai posted:Hi BirryJoru! thanks for the link in the summertime I enjoy going outside, catching some rays, driving my RC car and flying my kite on the breezy days how about you?
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Jun 7, 2016 16:23
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FluffieDuckie posted:let's be super honest. everyone has amnesty here I thought you said "shelter for bad posters" and I felt at home Then I realized my mistake 
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Jun 7, 2016 16:25
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Renegret posted:I thought you said "shelter for bad posters" and I felt at home ive been accused of being a bad poster and a byob poster coincidence? |
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Jun 7, 2016 16:26
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BirryJoru posted:
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Jun 7, 2016 16:27
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BirryJoru posted:in the summertime I enjoy going outside, catching some rays, driving my RC car and flying my kite on the breezy days ohh, kite flying sounds like a lot of fun! I like to watch animals going about their daily activities. I really enjoy watching crows and magpies especially  I also enjoy not going to school for 15 weeks and going to museums, the zoo and splashing my feet in the sea  e: Eonwe posted:i pretty much just play video games with my wife |
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Jun 7, 2016 16:27
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Eonwe posted:coincidence? yeah, probably
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Jun 7, 2016 16:28
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hi people sorry to be such a stranger later, i've been busy welcome to byob, bj |
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Jun 7, 2016 16:30
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Saint Isaias Boner posted:hi people hi, SIB! thanks!
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Jun 7, 2016 16:35
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I bought chicken tenders. What do I do with them?
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Jerry Cotton posted:I bought chicken tenders. What do I do with them? eat them
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