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CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013




If you can think of a nobler purpose for an Aquarius computer then please share with the rest of the class.

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GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbnjusltDHk

GutBomb has a new favorite as of 05:35 on Jun 7, 2016

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Buca di Bepis posted:

rf adapter came in, time for the aquarius to do its magic



And this is how we know that is this crazy, mixed up, painful world we call home...........everything is going to turn out all right... somehow.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:

From an OMNI magazine, October 1982. Found it while walking my dog. Things never change.

Tad Naff has a new favorite as of 09:51 on Jun 7, 2016

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014

Clitch posted:

I remember every custom Quake renderer going apeshit with it. Right now there's probably some guy tweaking DoF and SSAO for Quake 1. Now I know what I'm trolling the internet for, after work.

I remember seeing a Wolfenstein 3-D engine with some kind of fancy lighting added to it too :v:

Buca di Bepis posted:

pretty sure that's what Tenebrae is all about

I was surprised when I was trying out different Quake engines and I found this one which my PC was too slow for. I was like "poo poo, this game is from 15 years ago* and they can still make it run slow on a modern PC?"

* I dunno I tried it quite a while ago

BogDew
Jun 14, 2006

E:\FILES>quickfli clown.fli

All together now!

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Clitch posted:

I remember every custom Quake renderer going apeshit with it. Right now there's probably some guy tweaking DoF and SSAO for Quake 1. Now I know what I'm trolling the internet for, after work.
Dunno about DOF and SSAO, but the Darkplaces source port lets you turn on real-time lighting, bloom, particle effects, high-definition texture/model remakes...



...or you can turn it all off and just make the game look mostly like it did 20 years ago.

Yes, Quake 1 turns 20 later this month. I know, right?

big time bisexual
Oct 16, 2002

Cool Party

FeloniousDrunk posted:


From an OMNI magazine, October 1982. Found it while walking my dog. Things never change.

looks like you can sell that on etsy :homebrew:

GutBomb
Jun 15, 2005

Dude?

The Kins posted:

Dunno about DOF and SSAO, but the Darkplaces source port lets you turn on real-time lighting, bloom, particle effects, high-definition texture/model remakes...



...or you can turn it all off and just make the game look mostly like it did 20 years ago.

Yes, Quake 1 turns 20 later this month. I know, right?

I just played through quake using the dark places engine a couple months ago and it really does look great and doesn't take a monster PC to maintain a decent frame date with the enhancements turned on. My gaming* machine is a Mac mini with a 2.6 Ghz i5, and integrated graphics.

*by gaming l mean old games. Either through dos box, source ports, or emulation. Any modern games I play on an Xbox one.

Buttcoin purse
Apr 24, 2014


I never looked on etsy before, but it has computer software? :psyduck: I saw Borland ObjectVision and Halloween Harry from just a quick search.

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Wall Art Decor. Words fail me.

I have some old PC Gamers somewhere. I wonder if anyone will buy "John Romero's about to make you his bitch."

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Germstore posted:

Wall Art Decor. Words fail me.

I have some old PC Gamers somewhere. I wonder if anyone will buy "John Romero's about to make you his bitch."

Probably? It's vaguely well known and I'm sure someone out there would buy a framed copy to hang by their retro (or current) gaming PC.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Germstore posted:

Wall Art Decor. Words fail me.

I have some old PC Gamers somewhere. I wonder if anyone will buy "John Romero's about to make you his bitch."

It would probably be worth more if you somehow got him to sign it.

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


Farmer Crack-rear end posted:

It would probably be worth more if you somehow got him to sign it.
Tell him you'll introduce him your underage sister.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Germstore posted:

Wall Art Decor. Words fail me.

I have some old PC Gamers somewhere. I wonder if anyone will buy "John Romero's about to make you his bitch."
Yes.

All of it.

I remember being at some big antiques store in the 1990s and buying a couple of hilarious vintage (to my young self) advertisements. I got them home and upon taking them out of their protective covers discovered they were just clippings from 1940s or 1950s magazines, and here I had paid like $5+ for each of them. It took years for me to suddenly remember the "GUARANTEED GET RICH QUICK" guide I had seen in the meantime that was like "first, buy all the old magazines you can find. To learn the next step, send me $25!" Suddenly, it all made sense.

Yes, now 1980s niche magazine advertisements are undoubtedly valuable enough that they would sell individually for more than the entire magazine they are from. I imagine computer-related will have a pretty substantial market. I also imagine that it is hard to envision being the kind of person who puts in the effort required to actually do this at a large scale.

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.

Cockmaster posted:

Don't forget no more messing around with jumper pins and master/slave settings.

Hell, I remember when the first couple generations of CD-ROM didn't even bother with the standard IDE protocol - rather, they connected via ribbon cable to some special interface card (which often had jumpers for IRQs and whatnot like sound cards from back then).

I still have IDE cd drives in several of my machines floating around but I'll be bummed when I no longer see the IDE master/slave section during POST. I agree SATA makes it infinitely more handy though. There was nothing worse than working on a friend's computer and dropping the lone jumper either in the computer or into thick carpet and having to find it.

I remember playing Star Trek 25th anniversary for the first time and randomly guessing at the IRQ settings until the sound would work. Try this, nope. Try this, nope. Try this, nope. Try this, *STAR TREK THEME PLAYS* "yes!!!!!!"

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tyson Tomko posted:

I remember playing Star Trek 25th anniversary for the first time and randomly guessing at the IRQ settings until the sound would work. Try this, nope. Try this, nope. Try this, nope. Try this, *STAR TREK THEME PLAYS* "yes!!!!!!"

I never managed to get the sound 100% right. For some reason Star Trek: Judgement Rites played without a hitch :shrug: One of the only PC games I've ever beaten.

Tad Naff
Jul 8, 2004

I told you you'd be sorry buying an emoticon, but no, you were hung over. Well look at you now. It's not catching on at all!
:backtowork:

Well poo poo, I have the whole magazine. See ya shitlords, I'm rich

Also I actually had one of these, same mag:

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


This might be up this threads alley:

http://ae7hd.blogspot.com.au/2016/05/digital-photography-and-composites-on.html

quote:

The Amiga 3000 was a great machine. I was using a desktop A3000 with a MicroniK case that gave me a lot more Zorro III and bridgeboard slots. At first, I used a video camera to capture still images, but that just wasn't high enough resolution for print. So as what I was doing expanded, I eventually ended up with a Phase 5 68060 accelerator and Cybervision 64 graphics card and a Polaroid digital camera that captured 1600x1200 tethered via the SCSI bus. Massive 128MB of RAM, a 1G Seagate SCSI, a 4G Fast SCSI 2 Micropolis AV drive on the Amiga SCSI bus, and a 4G Wide SCSI 3 Micropolis AV drive on the accelerator SCSI bus.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


And all for just 10x the price it would've cost to build an equivalent system as an IBM PC compatible.

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

I would no joke hang a framed "john romero is going to make you his bitch" ad by my computer if I had one

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
wow quake turning 20... i remember playing it when it first came out and thinking wow this is something special (i was 10)

Black Pants
Jan 16, 2008

Such comfortable, magical pants!
Lipstick Apathy
The first time I ever played a PC game, I was dinking around programming dumb games in BASIC from code books I got with my grandfather's TRS-80 CoCo2, and then a friend's older brother showed me Quake. Quite a difference.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

thathonkey posted:

wow quake turning 20... i remember playing it when it first came out and thinking wow this is something special (i was 10)
I remember playing it and thinking "huh, seems like a pretty big step back from Duke Nukem 3D; why is anyone excited about this?"

(Honestly I think my opinion still holds up)

(I acknowledge Quake 2 was pretty impressive though)

Germstore
Oct 17, 2012

A Serious Candidate For a Serious Time
Quake 2 with Monster 3D card was ballin'.

Frozen Pizza Party
Dec 13, 2005

thathonkey posted:

wow quake turning 20... i remember playing it when it first came out and thinking wow this is something special (i was 10)

Dreamcast turns 20 in 3 years

Tyson Tomko
May 8, 2005

The Problem Solver.
Unreal Tournament was my game of choice because it was badass and ran great on all kinds of lovely hardware. M-m-m-m-m-onster Killll! :hellyeah:

- Quick googling makes UT around 17 years old

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Tyson Tomko posted:

Unreal Tournament was my game of choice because it was badass and ran great on all kinds of lovely hardware. M-m-m-m-m-onster Killll! :hellyeah:

- Quick googling makes UT around 17 years old

I dug up a copy of UT99 some weeks ago, and after some tweaking* to make it work I was surprised at how decent it still looks. I mean, it's clearly old, but the textures work fairly well, and the maps try to hide their low poly counts. It also works perfectly fine at LCD-native resolutions, which is nice.


* There is a replacement OpenGL renderer available that works much better with modern cards; apart from that it's fine.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Dr. Quarex posted:

I remember playing it and thinking "huh, seems like a pretty big step back from Duke Nukem 3D; why is anyone excited about this?"

(Honestly I think my opinion still holds up)

(I acknowledge Quake 2 was pretty impressive though)

Quake was a really lovely game. Multi-player? Who knows, most of the planet didn't play multi-player games at that time so it's not really relevant.

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

Quake 1 was an excellent middle school computer lab game.

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Computer viking posted:

I dug up a copy of UT99 some weeks ago, and after some tweaking* to make it work I was surprised at how decent it still looks. I mean, it's clearly old, but the textures work fairly well, and the maps try to hide their low poly counts. It also works perfectly fine at LCD-native resolutions, which is nice.


* There is a replacement OpenGL renderer available that works much better with modern cards; apart from that it's fine.

I specifically remember unreal engine 1 having a really interesting sw renderer, it did some sorta weird dithering thing to textures up close

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

I think the renderer I used back in the day (openGL on the voodoo 3, possibly) did remarkably good closeup textures, too - tiling instead of scaling, so the details were sharp (though repetitive) up close.

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
I recall getting a Voodoo 2 installed in my Gateway desktop and then running a graphical benchmark for Quake 2 on it's highest settings, and was positive that things would never get better than that.

That said, at the time, it was pretty fuckin' rad.

Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Jerry Cotton posted:

Quake was a really lovely game. Multi-player? Who knows, most of the planet didn't play multi-player games at that time so it's not really relevant.

Most of Quake's popularity came from being the first FPS with decent internet play (Quakeworld) and mod support for new game types like capture the flag, Team Fortress, and tons of others. It is relevant for what it did for online gaming.

Tarkus
Aug 27, 2000

Jerry Cotton posted:

Quake was a really lovely game. Multi-player? Who knows, most of the planet didn't play multi-player games at that time so it's not really relevant.

Quake was actually intended as almost purely multiplayer. The single player game was an afterthought tacked on so that it met the definition of a game for most people. Even the beta was entirely multiplayer maps.

Black Pants
Jan 16, 2008

Such comfortable, magical pants!
Lipstick Apathy
Bringing up Windows 8/10 design again, Aero/Aero Glass is a computer relic. I remember seeing a design blog on Windows 8 and seeing one of the guys who did it say that the reason they didn't allow people to use that in Windows 8 is because it's 'out of fashion.' When the gently caress did flat, square, solid colour UI design become 'in fashion'?

stuffed crust punk
Oct 8, 2004

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Black Pants posted:

Bringing up Windows 8/10 design again, Aero/Aero Glass is a computer relic. I remember seeing a design blog on Windows 8 and seeing one of the guys who did it say that the reason they didn't allow people to use that in Windows 8 is because it's 'out of fashion.' When the gently caress did flat, square, solid colour UI design become 'in fashion'?

2011-2012

TOOT BOOT
May 25, 2010

I'm still mad they did away with the windows classic theme

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free

Black Pants posted:

Bringing up Windows 8/10 design again, Aero/Aero Glass is a computer relic. I remember seeing a design blog on Windows 8 and seeing one of the guys who did it say that the reason they didn't allow people to use that in Windows 8 is because it's 'out of fashion.' When the gently caress did flat, square, solid colour UI design become 'in fashion'?

this, also the same complaint about android

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Tiny Timbs
Sep 6, 2008

At least MS skipped the skeuomorphism craze

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