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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Johnny Depp is in it? And Stan Lee? Johnny Depp, his daughter and Kevin Smith's daughter are all reprising their roles from Smith's previous movie Tusk. Stan Lee also had a cameo in Mallrats. edit: IMAX Tarzan trailer. https://twitter.com/IMAX/status/739803995447779329
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The MSJ posted:IMAX Tarzan trailer. I want this to be good 
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teagone posted:I want this to be good Shhh, no tears now. Only dreams. I get a feeling it won't be as bad as Tarzan the Ape Man, nor yet as good as Greystoke.
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Jun 7, 2016 15:04
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I don't know that I've ever seen anything more dire than the two trailers for Yoga Hosers.
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When I first heard about Yoga Hosers my brain pretty much just shuts down at the concept of it starring Kevin Smith's and Johnny Depp's daughters. Like, maybe that's unfair and maybe they'll be good but I certainly don't want to be the one to see that movie and find out.
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Jun 7, 2016 15:41
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The way he frames the two of them is absolutely painful and it's hard to put my finger on why.
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That trailer feels like some sort of hate crime against Canadians.
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Jun 7, 2016 15:43
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My brain can't really parse that trailer. I didn't watch the last one.
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GonSmithe posted:My brain can't really parse that trailer. I didn't watch the last one. The last one was exactly the same, just a random collection of flatly lit and blocked dialogue scenes.
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I feel the new trailer did a slightly better job of communicating the story but in this case that isn't actually a good thing.
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Jun 7, 2016 16:10
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I like how the beeping had them replace the word God with a poo emoticon.
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I'm trying to figure out if Yoga Hosers is the daughters getting their dads to put them in a movie or the dads just wanting to put their daughters in a movie. Either way it feels like a form of punishment on everyone involved.
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dirksteadfast posted:I'm trying to figure out if Yoga Hosers is the daughters getting their dads to put them in a movie or the dads just wanting to put their daughters in a movie. Either way it feels like a form of punishment
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Jun 7, 2016 18:12
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No, Kevin Smith, that is now how you use "basic"
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I think Kevin Smith's daughter seems alright...thats all i got
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Jun 7, 2016 18:54
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Except that he named the poor girl Harley Quinn
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If Kevin Smith wanted to make a "gently caress it, nepotism" movie for his daughter, why not let her come up with the story or co-write the script? Instead of being an out of touch middle aged man trying to figure out what kind of movie teens would like? Unless that's what he did and she came up with nazi sausages. In which case, I'm totally on board with the movie's existence if she gets a Story By credit. It would explain a lot.
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Rurea posted:Except that he named the poor girl Harley Quinn Is this a joke? Tell me it's a joke.
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Jun 7, 2016 19:39
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Well it's a joke but a true one. The joke's on her when she realizes her dad basically named her Joker's Cum Disposal
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BeanpolePeckerwood posted:Is this a joke? Tell me it's a joke. Robin William's daughter is Zelda. People are weird. This was pretty cool, though. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=09wBn4ux3N0
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Nothing wrong with Zelda since that's a heroic princess. Harley Quinn is a old fucks fetish insert from the animated series.
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feedmyleg posted:Unless that's what he did and she came up with nazi sausages. Kevin Smith actually plays the nazi sausages so It'd be pretty funny if he let his daughter think up the role he'd be playing in her first movie and that's what she came up with. kiimo posted:Well it's a joke but a true one. The joke's on her when she realizes her dad basically named her Joker's Cum Disposal I'm pretty sure she's already obsessively read absolutely everything the character has ever appeared in, probably including all the Tumblr porn 
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Vintersorg posted:Nothing wrong with Zelda since that's a heroic princess. Also worth mentioning that Zelda is a real name first and foremost. The Princess was named after Zelda Fitzgerald.
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Jun 7, 2016 20:23
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Moon Unit Zappa.
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I feel like pampered stars who finally have children get way too gaga about them and there's nobody to tell them hey uh, you're creeping us out please put your photos away. Examples: Will Smith's abomination children, Madonna's entire Ray of Light album. This trash movie Joga Hosers. It's like Eminem really believes we all want to know that much about Hailey. Actually I just realized I'm stating the obvious and everyone has a million examples from Nirvana to Judy Garland. Really the only reason I'm mentioning this is because I wanted to post this super creepy video of Forever Young by Rod Stewart where he dotes on his son the entire video like they wandered into one of those stores in the 90s where you could sing a video as cheap landscape b-roll plays behind you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGEe_zpddNI
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Moxie Crimefighter Jillette
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I don't see anything wrong with that Rod Stewart video.
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kiimo posted:Will Smith's abomination children Jaden's legit though
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kiimo posted:I feel like pampered stars who finally have children get way too gaga about them and there's nobody to tell them hey uh, you're creeping us out please put your photos away. Actually pretty much everyone goes nuts for their kids and wants to show them off for everyone. Some of us have the good sense (or lack the resources) not to try to club you over the head with it, though.
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That looks absolutely fascinating. It feels almost impossible that ABC would be airing it (and I wish they were airing the entire thing too, not just part one).
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Jenny Angel posted:Jaden's legit though I don't know what the problem with Willow is supposed to be either tbh.
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Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi posted:Also worth mentioning that Zelda is a real name first and foremost. The Princess was named after Zelda Fitzgerald. Was gonna mention this, and also it's kind of embarrassing that it needs to be mentioned at all.
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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:I don't know what the problem with Willow is supposed to be either tbh. Yeah I got no idea on that front either, I just went to Jaden first since he's been putting out pretty good tracks for a while now and I appreciate how confident he is about unconventional gender presentation. He seems like a sweet, if loopy, kid
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People are too eager to dunk on teenagers. Their job is to be dumbasses, what's your excuse?
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Why anyone cares what the kids of celebrities do is beyond me. I get that as Americans we want to fill the void of royalty with anything we can, but seriously, what difference does it make. Feel bad if they die young of some accident or overdose, but beyond that, is it really that imperative that you have a position on their actions because TMZ cravenly reports on their doings and whereabouts?
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Jenny Angel posted:Jaden's legit though Yeah, he is probably one of the most fashionable people on earth.
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I base my life on his teachings.
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