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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

AlbieQuirky posted:

Oh, poo poo, I meant George Romero all along, not Roger Corman. Thank you for remedying my brain :gas: with the correct information.

I totally believed you because that sounds like exactly the sort of thing Corman would do to raise a couple of bucks to fund his next three or four b-films that are all shot on the same set.

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Throwing Turtles
May 3, 2015

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:



Lazy Editing: Check
Artifacting: Check
Bad Grammar: Check
Pictures covering up part of the text: Check
Photo that could easily be a text post without losing anything: Check
God cares about what you post on Facebook: Check

Oh almighty god Alarm Clock
In your infinite wisdom please oh God Alarm Clock wake me at 6AM
Also please don't get eaten by the dog.
Amen

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Throwing Turtles posted:

Oh almighty god Alarm Clock
In your infinite wisdom please oh God Alarm Clock wake me at 6AM
Also please don't get eaten by the dog.
Amen

The gently caress kind of goat-dog do you have that it eats alarm clocks?

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Who What Now posted:

The gently caress kind of goat-dog do you have that it eats alarm clocks?

My guess is a Labrador

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Clocker Spaniel

Throwing Turtles
May 3, 2015

Mak0rz posted:

My guess is a Labrador

I have this. He likes to chew.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

Clocker Spaniel

:golfclap:

Bill Dungsroman
Nov 24, 2006



Okee dokee

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

But does she know where tequila comes from? Oh dear.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

Mr. Rogers was just an amazing human being. From a list about him:

6. He was genuinely curious about others. Mister Rogers was known as one of the toughest interviews because he'd often befriend reporters, asking them tons of questions, taking pictures of them, compiling an album for them at the end of their time together, and calling them after to check in on them and hear about their families. He wasn't concerned with himself, and genuinely loved hearing the life stories of others.
And it wasn't just with reporters. Once, on a fancy trip up to a PBS exec's house, he heard the limo driver was going to wait outside for 2 hours, so he insisted the driver come in and join them (which flustered the host).
On the way back, Rogers sat up front, and when he learned that they were passing the driver's home on the way, he asked if they could stop in to meet his family. According to the driver, it was one of the best nights of his life, the house supposedly lit up when Rogers arrived, and he played jazz piano and bantered with them late into the night. Further, like with the reporters, Rogers sent him notes and kept in touch with the driver for the rest of his life.

Didn't have Mr Rodgers in Australia but the man sounds like a genuine hero of common decency and respect.

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.


This is an elected politician. The same one who blamed the EU for his faulty toaster, in fact.

hyperhazard
Dec 4, 2011

I am the one lascivious
With magic potion niveous

Normally I'd say she's still recovering from her aneurysm and break with reality, but if these last few months have taught me anything, it's that these beliefs are frighteningly common.

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

No screenshot because I'm on my phone and it won't fit, but:

Some Dude on Facebook posted:

The problem is you see the rich as thieves, hoarding all of the money. That is ridiculous. How can all the money be hoarded. It doesnt have a finite amount. Everyone in this country has the opportunity to become rich if they want to. All they have to do is work for it. But there in lies the problem, they don't want to. They want to be given everything and work for nothing. And that's what he is promising. That's what socialism promises. But it doesn't work. When people realize they are working harder so that others can be given everything without having to work at all, they will stop working.

I will leave you with this parable: A professor tells his students that from now on, everyone gets the same grade regardless. On the next test everyone relieves a "B" when those that studied hard and usually get an "A" complained, he explained again that everyone gets the same grade and the median grade was "B" so that's what they all get. Prior to the next test those that studied hard the last time decide not to study as hard because why work for the "A" when all they'll get is a "B". Well this time around they all get a "C". Why? Because everyone studied less, expecting to once again get a "B". Now those that did study are very upset and on the next test decide not to study at all because why bother. No matter how hard they study, they will get what everyone gets. On the final test, they all recieve an "F". That's how socialism works, or rather doesn't work. Those that won't, should not be awarded and those that do should not be penalized.

:psyduck:

Gitro
May 29, 2013
I could avoid crushing grade-poverty but I guess if MEN WITH GUNS PENS are going to tax my hard earned grade-fortune I'll just loving die in a hovel.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

A: "How can money be hoarded when all the money able to be created for eternity is infinite?"

B: "The rich aren't investing or spending their money and fight against fair taxation, choosing to hold onto it rather than injecting it back into the economy."

A: "gently caress YOU POOR PEOPLE"

Also the batty "socialism is about making everyone poor and banning fun" argument rears its head again.

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib
All that was missing was an outright "trickle down economics works damnit".

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

I really want to respond to him, but nope. gently caress that. Too much ignorance for me.

Electric Lady
Mar 21, 2010

To be victorious
you must find glory
in the little things
It's ok everyone, if we run out of money the federal reserve will just print more

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

but why did they feel the need to translate it into french, then into estonian, then back into english before posting it

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Gridlocked posted:

Didn't have Mr Rodgers in Australia but the man sounds like a genuine hero of common decency and respect.

He was a minister before the show so a bunch of the religious right wanted him to come out in opposition to The Gay. His message instead, "God loves you just the way you are."

Dude was basically a saint. If you haven't seen it watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q

If you don't want to watch it, it's senate hearings about cutting funding to PBS. Through sheer being-Mr. Rogersness he turns a hostile senator into a little kid who fully fund it. Six minutes of him talking was all it took. The world is poorer without him in it but drat if he didn't live up to his message.

Push El Burrito has a new favorite as of 03:07 on Jun 8, 2016

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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I legit thought Tila Tequila was dead






Welp bye

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

oldpainless posted:

I legit thought Tila Tequila was dead

She's not?

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
The Bodhisattva of Compassion was killed by the Illuminati and the current Tile Tequila is an impostor.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


Gridlocked posted:

Didn't have Mr Rodgers in Australia but the man sounds like a genuine hero of common decency and respect.

:psyduck:

I don't give a gently caress about the poisonous animals, racism, or skin cancer. This is the objective proof that Australia is an inferior place.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010
Youtube comments are fair game, right? This is a reply to "New Zealand are bad at soccer lol".

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles
I wonder what kind of porn Mr Rogers liked

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Big Centipede posted:

I wonder what kind of porn Mr Rogers liked

Good wholesome Missionary.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Youtube comments are fair game, right? This is a reply to "New Zealand are bad at soccer lol".



Reading this must be what having a stroke feels like.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Mr. Rogers is pro pedophilia.

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop

Nuebot posted:

She's not?

No, she botched her suicide attempt and she suffered a brain aneurysm and the resulting damage is why she posts crazy things all the time

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

He was a minister before the show so a bunch of the religious right wanted him to come out in opposition to The Gay. His message instead, "God loves you just the way you are."

Dude was basically a saint. If you haven't seen it watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q

If you don't want to watch it, it's senate hearings about cutting funding to PBS. Through sheer being-Mr. Rogersness he turns a hostile senator into a little kid who fully fund it. Six minutes of him talking was all it took. The world is poorer without him in it but drat if he didn't live up to his message.

He did better than full funding, actually. The right wingers in the government at the time, being you know, right wingers, wanted to decimate funding for PBS.

After hearing Mr. Rogers talk they actually increased funding several million dollars.

Mr. Rogers also thought VCRs and recording TV shows were pretty great things. While the TV industry was screaming that it would hurt their bottom line if people could record shows Mr. Rogers was like "what? No, this means that families can record their favorite show then watch it together at a different time. It lets them watch their favorite shows together no matter what their lives are like. This is a good thing."

CitizenKain
May 27, 2001

That was Gary Cooper, asshole.

Nap Ghost

ToxicSlurpee posted:

He did better than full funding, actually. The right wingers in the government at the time, being you know, right wingers, wanted to decimate funding for PBS.

After hearing Mr. Rogers talk they actually increased funding several million dollars.

Mr. Rogers also thought VCRs and recording TV shows were pretty great things. While the TV industry was screaming that it would hurt their bottom line if people could record shows Mr. Rogers was like "what? No, this means that families can record their favorite show then watch it together at a different time. It lets them watch their favorite shows together no matter what their lives are like. This is a good thing."

The speed at which the Senator pulls a 180 on the funding is amazing, he goes from mildly hostile to asking to watch the show in a few minutes.

Also his Emmy acceptance is pretty amazing too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGHKAWdmGvI

budgieinspector
Mar 24, 2006

According to my research,
these would appear to be
Budgerigars.

BROCK LESBIAN posted:

He was a minister before the show so a bunch of the religious right wanted him to come out in opposition to The Gay. His message instead, "God loves you just the way you are."

Dude was basically a saint. If you haven't seen it watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXEuEUQIP3Q

If you don't want to watch it, it's senate hearings about cutting funding to PBS. Through sheer being-Mr. Rogersness he turns a hostile senator into a little kid who fully fund it. Six minutes of him talking was all it took. The world is poorer without him in it but drat if he didn't live up to his message.

Here's another favorite:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI_9GegVoYk

I don't want to spoil anything. Mr. Rogers meets Jeff Erlanger, a five-year-old paraplegic, and they have a nice conversation and sing a song. Keep watching, though.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

No, she botched her suicide attempt and she suffered a brain aneurysm and the resulting damage is why she posts crazy things all the time

She tried to kill herself? Honestly I don't notice any real difference between her now and before.

A Fancy 400 lbs
Jul 24, 2008

Nuebot posted:

She tried to kill herself? Honestly I don't notice any real difference between her now and before.

It happened a few years ago. It's a pretty clear progression of mildly noteworthy generic pseudoceleb -> suicide attempt -> rants about how the Jewluminatti are smearing Hitler's great legacy.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

A Fancy 400 lbs posted:

It happened a few years ago. It's a pretty clear progression of mildly noteworthy generic pseudoceleb -> suicide attempt -> rants about how the Jewluminatti are smearing Hitler's great legacy.

It's actually a little sad. Her wife died, (she met her on a Bachelorette style reality show), and she went a little crazy. She then attempted suicide and failed, causing major brain damage, accentuating the crazy to unforseen levels.

I always feel bad laughing at her.

jesus WEP
Oct 17, 2004


This world was simply not good enough to deserve Mr Rogers, but he didn't mind :unsmith:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGHKAWdmGvI

Senf
Nov 12, 2006

Even though I've watched all of those clips several times before, they always make me tear up and cry a bit :unsmith:

Stinky Wizzleteats
Nov 26, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 5 days!

Beautiful!


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EvilGenius
May 2, 2006
Death to the Black Eyed Peas

Senf posted:

No screenshot because I'm on my phone and it won't fit, but:


:psyduck:

This guy still thinks if you're not rich, it's cos you didn't work hard enough, how adorable.

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