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mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

DoctorOozy posted:



sponsorship hilarity!

The Jim Davis promotion is much more upsetting.

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anglachel
May 28, 2012

mcmagic posted:

The Jim Davis promotion is much more upsetting.

I played against him in some kind of promotional thing they were doing at the store i was at last week. He was polite, didn't play slow, and wasn't salty at all when I beat him in Modern (though I did have the nut hand playing Burn, and we weren't able to do an actual match). And I got some free sleeves for my trouble.

DoctorOozy
Jun 22, 2013

Like you get in packing paper?
I was playing BW control after rotation but switched to Grixis more recently. I am considering going back to BW but don't understand 2 of the sideboard options in recent lists.

e.g. http://www.mtggoldfish.com/archetype/standard-w-b-control-25847#paper

Dead Weight - I played with it a lot early on but it got less good with all the 3 toughness creatures around. Without fueling Delirium I don't see the point. Easy Kalitas kill on turn 5??

Eldrazi DIsplacer - I get its good on defence, but with so few colourless sources why the reappearance here? I would guess bouncing TKN is great but then a lot of other decks don't have it in the SB. Seems narrow with Linvala. Is it honestly that good now?

DoctorOozy
Jun 22, 2013

Like you get in packing paper?

anglachel posted:

I played against him in some kind of promotional thing they were doing at the store i was at last week. He was polite, didn't play slow, and wasn't salty at all when I beat him in Modern (though I did have the nut hand playing Burn, and we weren't able to do an actual match). And I got some free sleeves for my trouble.

Best behavior for promotional money? or nice guy!?

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


I am Jim Davis, and I hate that women are ever on camera in Magic. I have a girlfriend, so this opinion isn't misogynistic

black potus
Jul 13, 2006
Hi I'm Jim Davis, you might recognize me from PSAs about fetal alcohol syndrome. I'm here to tell you about my well informed opinions on women.

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
LSV has some videos up of playing the mono-blue prison deck on CFB. It's as great as you'd expect.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

DoctorOozy posted:

I was playing BW control after rotation but switched to Grixis more recently. I am considering going back to BW but don't understand 2 of the sideboard options in recent lists.

e.g. http://www.mtggoldfish.com/archetype/standard-w-b-control-25847#paper

Dead Weight - I played with it a lot early on but it got less good with all the 3 toughness creatures around. Without fueling Delirium I don't see the point. Easy Kalitas kill on turn 5??

Eldrazi DIsplacer - I get its good on defence, but with so few colourless sources why the reappearance here? I would guess bouncing TKN is great but then a lot of other decks don't have it in the SB. Seems narrow with Linvala. Is it honestly that good now?

You just need more early interaction against Humans.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

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Establish the Buns

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Think about how long the top-down view has been used for magic coverage and how long it took for a woman to get on camera before people realized that there might be a flaw with that angle.
Then think about the fact that instead of offended parties saying "maybe this angle is not ideal" they blamed the woman for being busty and on camera :negative:

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mcmagic posted:

You just need more early interaction against Humans.

tbh most magic players do :D

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

ThePeavstenator posted:

Think about how long the top-down view has been used for magic coverage and how long it took for a woman to get on camera before people realized that there might be a flaw with that angle.
Then think about the fact that instead of offended parties saying "maybe this angle is not ideal" they blamed the woman for being busty and on camera :negative:

e:


tbh most magic players do :D

the top-down angle's is the only way to see the whole field clearly, the only real way around it would be to idk, narrow the camera's field of view or something

anglachel
May 28, 2012

DoctorOozy posted:

Best behavior for promotional money? or nice guy!?

Team Manager was there standing over them holding the leash. Still as someone who is usually on the "gently caress all pro players" train, it was comment worthy to have a pleasant interaction with a pro player.

DoctorOozy
Jun 22, 2013

Like you get in packing paper?

mcmagic posted:

You just need more early interaction against Humans.

That simple ey? I had put 3 hangerbacks in for that. Seems I need to test the match.


Edit

ThePeavstenator posted:

tbh most magic players do :D

hahahah

Vital Signs
Oct 17, 2007
Jim Davis is a horrible human being, and that's just because he's a Rangers fan.

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

DoctorOozy posted:

That simple ey? I had put 3 hangerbacks in for that. Seems I need to test the match.

They aren't enough.

Vital Signs posted:

Jim Davis is a horrible human being, and that's just because he's a Rangers fan.

This is so loving true.

JerryLee
Feb 4, 2005

THE RESERVED LIST! THE RESERVED LIST! I CANNOT SHUT UP ABOUT THE RESERVED LIST!

mandatory lesbian posted:

the top-down angle's is the only way to see the whole field clearly, the only real way around it would be to idk, narrow the camera's field of view or something

Yeah, this seems sort of like criticizing baseball TV coverage for giving us a great view of the pitcher's butt. Obviously with the added problem of sexism, but that just reinforces that it's the twitch chat shitheads who are the problem and not the fact that there's a more-or-less ideal angle from which to follow a Magic match.

ScarletBrother
Nov 2, 2004

JerryLee posted:

Yeah, this seems sort of like criticizing baseball TV coverage for giving us a great view of the pitcher's butt. Obviously with the added problem of sexism, but that just reinforces that it's the twitch chat shitheads who are the problem and not the fact that there's a more-or-less ideal angle from which to follow a Magic match.

Any event that wants to be taken seriously should either heavily moderate chat or just disable it altogether. Dreamhack Austin was a shitshow in chat because a brown skinned kid just happened to get on camera. It was loving shameful.

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


The Hearthstone community saying "This is just how everyone acts!" was appalling.

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

ScarletBrother posted:

Any event that wants to be taken seriously should either heavily moderate chat or just disable it altogether. Dreamhack Austin was a shitshow in chat because a brown skinned kid just happened to get on camera. It was loving shameful.

scg made chat subscriber-only and that did a lot since the financial aspect helps make people act decent

ScarletBrother
Nov 2, 2004

mandatory lesbian posted:

scg made chat subscriber-only and that did a lot since the financial aspect helps make people act decent

Trust Ben and Pete to make sound decisions like this.

Orange Fluffy Sheep
Jul 26, 2008

Bad EXP received

mandatory lesbian posted:

the top-down angle's is the only way to see the whole field clearly, the only real way around it would be to idk, narrow the camera's field of view or something

Kaiba Corp hologram technology, obviously.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

mandatory lesbian posted:

scg made chat subscriber-only and that did a lot since the financial aspect helps make people act decent

And they have like 20 people in chat at the most. Much easier to moderate.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

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Establish the Buns

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mandatory lesbian posted:

the top-down angle's is the only way to see the whole field clearly, the only real way around it would be to idk, narrow the camera's field of view or something

I don't want to change the angle, it's just that blame was the immediate reaction instead of "well the camera is oriented like that"

mandatory lesbian
Dec 18, 2012

Orange Fluffy Sheep posted:

Kaiba Corp hologram technology, obviously.

this is of course the real solution

rabidsquid
Oct 11, 2004

LOVES THE KOG


I guess looking at a tity without behaving like a crazy person is too much to ask

Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug

rabidsquid posted:

I guess looking at a tity without behaving like a crazy person is too much to ask

Me every time I think about tity, let alone see a hint of one: https://youtu.be/lVN1Apz45AE

Rinkles
Oct 24, 2010

What I'm getting at is...
Do you feel the same way?
Regardless of the viewers, I can imagine the woman herself being uncomfortable.

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

rabidsquid posted:

I guess looking at a tity without behaving like a crazy person is too much to ask

This, you'd think that with all the smut and vast, easy access to any kind of porn you want you mean that a top down view of a girls top would barely register, but here we are...

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

Mezzanon posted:

Me every time I think about tity, let alone see a hint of one: https://youtu.be/lVN1Apz45AE

Same, but instead that's me when I see a sick 2 for 1.

black potus
Jul 13, 2006

Hellsau posted:

Same, but instead that's me when I see a sick 2 for 1.

Sick 2 for 1 is a good name for some titties.

Trilas
Sep 16, 2004

AceClown posted:

This, you'd think that with all the smut and vast, easy access to any kind of porn you want you mean that a top down view of a girls top would barely register, but here we are...

The reaction isn't about getting all Looney Toons wolf over seeing boobs. It's about exerting male dominance over a space and being threatened by the presence of a woman in that space.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

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Establish the Buns

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It starts with some cleavage on camera and the next thing you know you have swarms of FAKE MAGIC GIRLS showing up to GPs asking for free cards

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

ThePeavstenator posted:

It starts with some cleavage on camera and the next thing you know you have swarms of FAKE MAGIC GIRLS showing up to GPs asking for free cards

wasn't there some dumb guy who whined about "fake geek girls" going to magic tournaments and that's a bad thing because they don't actually like magic, right, they just want the attention of a bunch of smelly underdeveloped antisocial men? who am I thinking about, and please keep your list of guesses below ten people.

Sickening
Jul 16, 2007

Black summer was the best summer.

Trilas posted:

The reaction isn't about getting all Looney Toons wolf over seeing boobs. It's about exerting male dominance over a space and being threatened by the presence of a woman in that space.

:rolleyes:

I don't think I know of anyone who is threatened the presence of women in magic. If anything the universal sentiment is that everyone wants more woman in magic. The issues you see in chat have very little to do with magic community at all. I don't know about you guys, but even states and regionals are getting a bigger female population at least in DFW.

Twitch chat has a chat culture that is pretty absurd. It is just a constant race to the top of poo poo mountain and its in any stream that isn't heavily moderated. Some of the most popular streamers out there encourage it to their own personal benefit $$$.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

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Establish the Buns

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"Distractor Dames" in low-cut tops bend over on each side of their client player causing their opponent's eyes to wander and misplay

e:

Sickening posted:

:rolleyes:

I don't think I know of anyone who is threatened the presence of women in magic. If anything the universal sentiment is that everyone wants more woman in magic. The issues you see in chat have very little to do with magic community at all. I don't know about you guys, but even states and regionals are getting a bigger female population at least in DFW.

Twitch chat has a chat culture that is pretty absurd. It is just a constant race to the top of poo poo mountain and its in any stream that isn't heavily moderated. Some of the most popular streamers out there encourage it to their own personal benefit $$$.

If only 1 out of 10 tournament players were sexist that means that you're probably going to have to deal with one match against a sexist prick per GP if you're a woman.

That doesn't even include poo poo like dudes who think that anime porn is definitely a thing you want on your sleeves and playmat.

ThePeavstenator fucked around with this message at 23:07 on Jun 7, 2016

Hellsau
Jan 14, 2010

NEVER FUCKING TAKE A NIGHT OFF CLAN WARS.

ThePeavstenator posted:

"Distractor Dames" in low-cut tops bend over on each side of their client player causing their opponent's eyes to wander and misplay

I prefer my "Magical Molls", where if it appears I'm about to lose a match, they just shoot my opponent so I win by default.

Ultima66
Sep 2, 2008

There are definitely women Twitch streamers who show lots of cleavage on their webcam and spend more time reading chat than actually playing the games, and I know of one of them that does go to Magic events wearing very revealing clothing and plays with a custom playmat someone drew of herself naked hanging off of Garruk.

Though this isn't representative of women in general and honestly is only very debatably a bad thing in the first place. The solution to nerds being gross is not force people not to take advantage of nerds being gross.

ThePeavstenator
Dec 18, 2012

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Establish the Buns

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If they aren't phased by lonely nerds, I won't fault them for tapping into free money.

odiv
Jan 12, 2003

Ultima66 posted:

The solution to nerds being gross is not force people not to take advantage of nerds being gross.
It's you. You're the one being gross here.

Zoness
Jul 24, 2011

Talk to the hand.
Grimey Drawer

odiv posted:

It's you. You're the one being gross here.

ah yes the person stating things the way they are is the one who is gross

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Mezzanon
Sep 16, 2003

Pillbug
Everyone is gross. Standard sucks, modern is dead, nobody plays legacy. Everyone is rare redrafting and double nickel pile shuffling.


Oh look a tittay.

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