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Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Picnic Princess posted:

This one actually happens in real life, one arm up means "I'm fine" and two arms up means "Help".

But he did have two arms up.

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Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

But he did have two arms up.


should've been dickbutt.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Rolo
Nov 16, 2005

Hmm, what have we here?
Haha what is that from?

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

Rolo posted:

Haha what is that from?

Pride of Baghdad, although some hoodwink has changed the dialogue.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Baba Yaga Fanboy posted:

Pride of Baghdad, although some hoodwink has changed the dialogue.
which is actually really good and more people should read it

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I just sat in a dark room and drank for 3 days after reading it.

Free Market Mambo
Jul 26, 2010

by Lowtax
The Tommy Cooper approach, bold.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

FFT posted:

which is actually really good and more people should read it
Is it available for download somewhere? Art looks great

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Caution, dumb jokes ahead!



Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON
Even with that warning, those comics were all terrible and sucked a big one.



Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

I know a lot of people get mad about Achewood but if this doesn't illicit at least a chuckle out of you, I'm sorry but you're dead inside.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


If anyone has to post wordy unfunny comics here that is me.
Also completely dead inside.:dealwithit:

Kumaton
Mar 6, 2013

OWLBEARS, SON

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

If anyone has to post wordy unfunny comics here that is me.
Also completely dead inside.:dealwithit:

LMAO at anyone posting a ZenPencils without an accompanying dril tweet.

https://twitter.com/dril/status/719609131628380161

Kumaton has a new favorite as of 23:15 on Jun 7, 2016

Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Radio Paranoia posted:

I know a lot of people get mad about Achewood but if this doesn't illicit at least a chuckle out of you, I'm sorry but you're dead inside.

I always scroll past Achewood because it's stupid and unfunny. Then you quoted one and said it was funny, so I thought, "maybe Radio is right, maybe it's actually funny".

It wasn't. It was stupid and I'm pissed that you tricked me into reading an Achewood.
Don't read Achewood

Scientastic
Mar 1, 2010

TRULY scientastic.
🔬🍒



I really wanted that to end like a scene from American Psycho

Krinkle
Feb 9, 2003

Ah do believe Ah've got the vapors...
Ah mean the farts


Jastiger posted:

I always scroll past Achewood because it's stupid and unfunny. Then you quoted one and said it was funny, so I thought, "maybe Radio is right, maybe it's actually funny".

It wasn't. It was stupid and I'm pissed that you tricked me into reading an Achewood.
Don't read Achewood

That's not funny. A matronly woman sat on my birthday cake once and mashed it all up good. It never stops hurting. How could you all laugh at this?

GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

ha ha ha! he has porn on his computer :)

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




FuhrerHat posted:

ha ha ha! he has porn on his computer :)

Telling your friend to destroy your computer when you're on your deathbed is a common joke.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Porn on his computer you say? :monocle:

Never mind all that balderdash , I'm here to inform you that there exists a webcomic ' Battle pug'



PS.

Mustached5thGrader
Oct 1, 2011

My mother won't let me grow a goatee.

Is there anything more pathetic than an entire generation of "cartoonists" growing up learning to draw from Family Guy?

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Mustached5thGrader posted:

Is there anything more pathetic than an entire generation of "cartoonists" growing up learning to draw from Family Guy?

your post history

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Mustached5thGrader posted:

Is there anything more pathetic than an entire generation of "cartoonists" growing up learning to draw from Family Guy?

Ask and ye shall receive.
Awful misogynistic statesman comics.

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

If only women would see me open the door for them and treat it as an exceptional act of kindness and then sleep with me.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


On the same subject, here's one I posted in the politoons thread earlier.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

Stumbled upon this on a random image search:

"Gee, those feminists sure do like to demonize people" :ironicat:
E: grammar.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

ImpAtom posted:

If only women would see me open the door for them and treat it as an exceptional act of kindness and then sleep with me.

Try tipping your hat more, it doesn't cost very many Man Points(MP) but gets your date rank up faster.

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

gently caress all you humorless tumors Id post the entire Great Outdoors Fight were I not on my phone.

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Can't sleep...

:nms:oh god no:nms:




:laffo:

Bayham Badger
Jan 19, 2007

Secretly force socialism, communism and imperialism types of government onto the people of the United States of America.

Horrible Lurkbeast posted:

If anyone has to post wordy unfunny comics here that is me.
Also completely dead inside.:dealwithit:




Your comics aren't loving funny.

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!
holy gently caress zen pencils sucks. we might as well go back to posting Menage a 3, Questionable Content, and Goblins if this is what people want from this thread.

Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

Hubbardologist posted:

Your comics aren't loving funny.
Why don't you post a funny comic then?

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Remember, you could have prevented this by posting better comics.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




I'm waiting on someone posting a funny comic so I can have an idea of what to look for.

Blind Sally posted:

holy gently caress zen pencils sucks.

I like em.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Hubbardologist posted:



Your comics aren't loving funny.

My favorite part of this one is the newsite saying "Fags and Muslims still in America."

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Remember, you could have prevented this by posting better comics.



:irony:

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Remember, you could have prevented this by posting better comics.

someone is already posting Achewood, so I'd just feel redundant.

Lunchmeat Larry
Nov 3, 2012

about time Jeph stabbed his hand again i think

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money
Has he really made over three thousand of those comics?

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Absurd Alhazred posted:

Remember, you could have prevented this by posting better comics.

Hell, I'll give it a shot.

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Nitrox
Jul 5, 2002

RareAcumen posted:

Hell, I'll give it a shot.



That is in fact, a GOOD COMIC

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