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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Wow this is boring as hell

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Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Xanderkish posted:

How are you thinking? I'd love to hear the speculation.

He is going to say a lot of terrible poo poo but i 100% guarantee he's going to openly accuse the Clintons of murdering Forster. He's going to go there.

Brother Entropy
Dec 27, 2009


lol, if this speech was given by any other republican no one would be worried at all

it's still just a speech about how cool and good donald trump is and how he's gonna get us the best trade deals and make all the good things happen and grr hillary, it's not a total gamechanger that he managed to go fifteen minutes in front of a tv camera and teleprompter and not say something openly bigoted

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
umm maybe get someone who can actually sing for your national anthem next time Hill-dawg.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Lady singing the national anthem is, I think, Bobby McFerrin's daughter (He's the guy who sang/wrote Don't Worry, Be Happy)

e: Yeah she didn't handle the lower register very well but otherwise she had great pitch.

e2: Is this the Remember the Titans music they used in 2008? I loving loved that poo poo.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
To go along with the conversation we were having earlier, Hillary's hype video had Ann Richards' quote about Ginger Rogers.

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



fishmech posted:

He said approximately 5% fewer racist things per paragraph over the past month.

:silently completes origami letters to spell out "WETBACKS gently caress OFF":

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




Shimrra Jamaane posted:

umm maybe get someone who can actually sing for your national anthem next time Hill-dawg.

Almost no one can actually sing our national anthem because it's a British drinking song with the serial numbers filed off.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
jesus christ fix the audio this is literally a historic moment.

Iron Lung
Jul 24, 2007
Life.Iron Lung. Death.
Trump literally just rickrolled everyone watching that video. It keeps getting better.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe

fishmech posted:

He said approximately 5% fewer racist things per paragraph over the past month.

He's been saying so many positive things about the African-Americans. We're going to protect the African-Americans who have been treated so badly, and we're going to fix their communities make them prosperous, there it is again prosperous, again.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
I was hoping this speech would be a bit better. Oh well, I'm sure the convention speech will be pretty good.

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I was hoping this speech would be a bit better. Oh well, I'm sure the convention speech will be pretty good.

It's fair to say that hillary clinton isn't a particularly good speaker.

She has her moments, but she's just not as comfortable and confident in front of a microphone like obama is

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I was hoping this speech would be a bit better. Oh well, I'm sure the convention speech will be pretty good.

What are you talking about? She's loving ripping Trump a new one yet again.

Clinton has more energy tonight than Trump did. Let that sink in.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

Fojar38 posted:

What are you talking about? She's loving ripping Trump a new one yet again.

Clinton has more energy tonight than Trump did. Let that sink in.

Oh it's not bad, i was just hyped for more considering the moment.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
The lighting on her makes it look like she's been green screened in.

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

I was hoping this speech would be a bit better. Oh well, I'm sure the convention speech will be pretty good.

Three uninterrupted days of guttural laughter emanating from somewhere beyond this plane of existence.

EDIT: Thought you were talking about Trump.

MasterSlowPoke
Oct 9, 2005

Our courage will pull us through

Bulgaroctonus posted:

I realize this answers itself, but my grandma is watching this poo poo on Fox, and even Megyn Kelly is talking him up as a good candidate. I'm guessing Ailes put out a memo? Also, someone needs to put together a compilation of all the dumb poo poo the right said about Obama using teleprompters.

Kelly interviewed him recently and just talked about how great he is.

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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Crain posted:

Three uninterrupted days of guttural laughter emanating from somewhere beyond this plane of existence.

Why is Cruz laughing

Crain
Jun 27, 2007

I had a beer once with Stephen Miller and now I like him.

I also tried to ban someone from a Discord for pointing out what an unrelenting shithead I am! I'm even dumb enough to think it worked!

Fojar38 posted:

Why is Cruz laughing

He'd prefer to inflict the pain, but it tickles him all the same coming from another.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

Trump just said that we are "suffering bigly"

My god

Guys, it's big league

Trump's enunciation sucks, but he's not making up a word.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL8mRhlvt1o

Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
---------------------------->

You can see the exact moment he was about to go off script and with great effort pulled back

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

https://twitter.com/BillKristol/status/740371394395967489

yeah yeah woman president and all but HOLY poo poo KRISTOL GOT SOMETHING CORRECT

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

"Kind like my casinos, golf courses, and my colleges. They were are yuuuuuge good things"

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Some real :stare: ...good things happen.

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Rep. Steve King won his primary tonight, so we're stuck with him for another two years.

Yoshifan823
Feb 19, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Joementum posted:

Rep. Steve King won his primary tonight, so we're stuck with him for another two years.

I'm holding out for an indictment on this one.

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
So how about those issues? These are the two most pressing in my opinion:

The whole world economy needs to manage the creation of two things - currency and people - it cannot work unless everything is accounted for.

Daesh might be defeated soon, but what happens when Russian-backed Syrian troops are sharing an occupied zone with American-Backed Syrian Troops?

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
wow, California is shaping up to be a blowout. A far cry from the single digit polls over the last couple weeks.

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
e: nothing to see here!

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.
http://vote.sos.ca.gov/returns/president/party/democratic/county/all/ per the secretary of state, the only county where bernie currently leads in california is lassen

i know of nothing there except that it has a prison

citybeatnik
Mar 1, 2013

You Are All
WEIRDOS




McDowell posted:

what happens when Russian-backed Syrian troops are sharing an occupied zone with American-Backed Syrian Troops?

The most high-stakes valleyball match since Top Gun.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

http://vote.sos.ca.gov/returns/president/party/democratic/county/all/ per the secretary of state, the only county where bernie currently leads in california is lassen

i know of nothing there except that it has a prison

Looks like he's winning Trinity county too, which in my experience is full of crusty old outlaw weed growers and off the grid types who can't hold a bank account because everyone in town knows them as the guy who structures cash.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

This is going to blow up in his face so amazingly. Holy poo poo its gonna be a train wreck.

Is it weird that I hope he uses the "The Clinton Chronicles" as his source of info, for maximum comedy purposes?

Jerry Manderbilt
May 31, 2012

No matter how much paperwork I process, it never goes away. It only increases.

FAUXTON posted:

Looks like he's winning Trinity county too, which in my experience is full of crusty old outlaw weed growers and off the grid types who can't hold a bank account because everyone in town knows them as the guy who structures cash.

all his leads are in the wannabe state of jefferson, which has weed, meth and neo-nazis lmao

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

Jerry Manderbilt posted:

all his leads are in the wannabe state of jefferson, which has weed, meth and neo-nazis lmao

:laffo: Sagebrush holdouts and their nazi neighbors, eh?

woke wedding drone
Jun 1, 2003

by exmarx
Fun Shoe
Look don't criticize a land of freedom. Northern cal is more fit to be in the Pacific Northwest than Oregon is.

FAUXTON
Jun 2, 2005

spero che tu stia bene

SedanChair posted:

Look don't criticize a land of freedom. Northern cal is more fit to be in the Pacific Northwest than Oregon is.

I'm criticizing a land where the elves smoke meth and tear up when someone mentions Horst Wessel. It certainly deserves to be in the PNW because that's where Spokane is.

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theflyingorc
Jun 28, 2008

ANY GOOD OPINIONS THIS POSTER CLAIMS TO HAVE ARE JUST PROOF THAT BULLYING WORKS
Young Orc
Amazed she won South Dakota. Sanders was a heavy favorite there.

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