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Brocialist posted:As suggested by Darth Brooks: 
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I'm the jihadist in the place excited for death
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Jun 7, 2016 15:57
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A brief sighting of Dr. Swickles http://www.thedrawplay.com/comic/aqib-talib-finds-some-support/
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Jun 7, 2016 16:13
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Plaxidentally 
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Jun 7, 2016 17:45
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To answer your question Febreeze, yes, it happens all the loving time. Last year a dude in my hometown shot himself in church on Easter and sat through the whole service trying to pretend like it wasn't him. http://kdvr.com/2015/04/06/police-man-accidentally-shot-himself-while-sitting-in-church-tried-to-act-like-he-was-fine/
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Jun 7, 2016 18:16
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Shath Hole posted:Plaxidentally such a great word for it
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Jun 7, 2016 18:18
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Mel Mudkiper posted:To answer your question Febreeze, yes, it happens all the loving time.  Something something Pennsylvania. 
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Jun 7, 2016 18:34
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Mel Mudkiper posted:To answer your question Febreeze, yes, it happens all the loving time. what the gently caress, hahahaha. *BAM* "bro, take this so they don't thnk it was me"
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Jun 7, 2016 18:45
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Pats fan coworker was telling me about how two Sundays ago was his first church service carrying his concealed weapon. It's some new initiative at his church where at least one person carries at each service. For as Jesus commanded, "If thine enemy interrupteth your church service, pop a cap in his asseth."
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Jun 7, 2016 19:50
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He just said no swords. 
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Jun 7, 2016 20:00
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crucifixion wouldn't have happened if Peter had a gun IMO
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Jun 7, 2016 20:02
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Ehud posted:crucifixion wouldn't have happened if Peter had a gun IMO Well yeah Jesus would have been victim to a driveby
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Jun 7, 2016 20:03
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Battle Stations of the Cross
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Jun 7, 2016 20:15
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Ehud posted:Pats fan coworker was telling me about how two Sundays ago was his first church service carrying his concealed weapon. Gives new meaning to "Turn the other cheek".
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Jun 7, 2016 20:19
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Gotta pop in boondock saints every saturday night to psych yourself up for Church in the morning.
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Jun 7, 2016 20:20
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All sharpying on Veritas Aequitas down the index finger.
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Jun 7, 2016 20:21
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Every church service should end with a rifle being shot into the sky.
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Jun 7, 2016 20:27
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Ehud posted:Pats fan coworker was telling me about how two Sundays ago was his first church service carrying his concealed weapon. He just wanted to be prepared if Freebird started playing.
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Jun 7, 2016 21:02
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he likes to say stuff about guns and church to try and get a rise out of me He thinks I am super liberal (I have no idea why) and somehow I will be offended. Also he's voting for trump
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Jun 7, 2016 21:48
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Chichevache posted:Battle Stations of the Cross Jesus is condemned to a bad server of Modern Warfare Jesus selects his loadout Jesus gets killed the first time Jesus meets a 10 year old who hosed his mother A teammate offers covering fire to help Jesus Jesus's face is wiped free from the cheetos Jesus gets killed the second time Jesus meets a couple of aimbot hackers Jesus gets killed for the third time Jesus is stripped of his place at the top of the leaderboards Jesus is nailed by a bullshit lag stab Jesus loses the match Jesus waits for the server to load a new map Jesus is put on the lovely team Jesus says gently caress this and plays overwatch instead
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Jun 7, 2016 22:14
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Ehud posted:Also he's voting for trump
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Jun 7, 2016 22:21
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There are so many stories about Pats coworker now that I am convinced he is not a real person but actually a gypsy curse played on Ehud that follows him around from 9-5
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Jun 7, 2016 22:30
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sam bradford lmao posted:how does he feel about mexicans he's voting for Trump for three reasons: The wall The Muslim ban "He's pro life now" Mel Mudkiper posted:There are so many stories about Pats coworker now that I am convinced he is not a real person but actually a gypsy curse played on Ehud that follows him around from 9-5 this isn't far from the truth because recently we moved to a new office and he specifically picked the cube next to me even though there were like 10 others available at the time
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Jun 7, 2016 23:00
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Ehud posted:he's voting for Trump for three reasons: 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
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Jun 7, 2016 23:01
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Ehud posted:he's voting for Trump for three reasons: I'm shocked it has nothing to do with Brady.
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Jun 7, 2016 23:07
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Pops Mgee posted:I'm shocked it has nothing to do with Brady. Honestly this has crossed my mind
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Jun 7, 2016 23:09
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Ehud posted:he likes to say stuff about guns and church to try and get a rise out of me hell, same.
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Jun 7, 2016 23:26
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Ehud posted:he's voting for Trump for three reasons: The third one doesn't quite mesh with his love of Brady; we all know Tom Terrific isn't above using a needle to solve a little problem.
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Jun 7, 2016 23:34
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Ehud posted:he's voting for Trump for three reasons: It's starting to scare me how similar our work proximity acquaintance situation is, man.
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Jun 8, 2016 00:26
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Chilichimp posted:It's starting to scare me how similar our work proximity acquaintance situation is, man. maybe it's the same guy and we are coworkers
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Jun 8, 2016 00:33
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Febreeze posted:A brief sighting of Dr. Swickles
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Jun 8, 2016 00:46
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Chichevache posted:The third one doesn't quite mesh with his love of Brady; we all know Tom Terrific isn't above using a needle to solve a little problem.  AradoBalanga posted:How long did it take to come up with the word "Plaxidentally", in all honesty? I feel like this is another "Take the Browns to the superbowl" situation unless it isn't in which case nice job Febreeze.
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Jun 8, 2016 03:44
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I stole it from The League I can't believe it never caught on because drat it's so good I am not a clever man
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Jun 8, 2016 03:47
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Ehud posted:he likes to say stuff about guns and church to try and get a rise out of me No jury will convict you.
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Jun 8, 2016 03:48
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Febreeze posted:I stole it from The League
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Jun 8, 2016 03:50
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Febreeze posted:I stole it from The League
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Jun 8, 2016 03:58
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Mel Mudkiper posted:There are so many stories about Pats coworker now that I am convinced he is not a real person but actually a gypsy curse played on Ehud that follows him around from 9-5 You missed out on an easy 8-8 joke.
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Jun 8, 2016 04:15
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Ehud posted:maybe it's the same guy and we are coworkers Maybe you're me 2 years from now and we're talking to each other like in that lovely Keanu Reeves movie. Except instead of a mailbox it's this forum, and instead of a house it's the internet.
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Jun 8, 2016 15:57
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I went onto TMZ's facebook page and read the worst comments I could find, plus more dark jokes, this week on the podcast https://soundcloud.com/david-rappoccio-950910196/intentional-sounding-9-casual-facebook-racism
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lmao whoops this is huge, click for Marshawn Lynch crotch-grab TD with Skittles rain
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