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Geniasis posted:Self-crucifying my rear end, look at the picture again. I love the pose of the cat in that picture. He's totally chilling, practically bored with watching the madman pounding spikes into his hands and feet with a huge mallet. He turns to look at the shrieking woman with the same bored expression. 
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Geniasis posted:Self-crucifying my rear end, look at the picture again. I think you're onto something.    ---   
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I want to plaster my walls with those, they're all amazing.
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mods please change my name to Ghost With A Revolver, tia.
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I'd love to see a series of short horror novels based on, and titled after these headlines.
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One of them is looking for valuables. One of them is looking for love. A horrible experience indeed. Geniasis posted:I'd love to see a series of short horror novels based on, and titled after these headlines. This could be a great new thread for some goon writers to start up. 
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Everyone knows that Ghost with a revolver means business  "In a city filled with the corruption of the living, the only straight shooter is a dead man."
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Kennel posted:BTW, if you don't want to browse Twitter feed, google searching Illustrated Police News gives tons of results. These are golden. All golden.  "Mother dearest, I'd hate to be a bother, especially on this most holy of nights, but I seem to be burning."  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-m0A88M3dk
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That's what you get for trying to steal from the Librarian.
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Early effort at a concept album by Frank Zappa's album cover artist.
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"I'm Christ's bride! You're just Christ's side piece!"
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"Ever since they built that whole foods in town, there's been an awful lot of "ghosts" around here"
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I'm trying to hunt down some old headlines that were posted on SA-- in one of the paranormal/ghost story threads, I think. I'm still looking but haven't been able to find them. What they were was perfectly normal headlines, selected from some Canadian news feed database by a goon who worked in I think a newspaper? But he'd save interesting ones and post them on the forums as a collection, so that it implied weird lovecraftian dangers were happening around that part of Canada. It was cool. Anyone remember those?
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Kennel posted:BTW, if you don't want to browse Twitter feed, google searching Illustrated Police News gives tons of results. These really are are amazing. I love it when they get posted.        
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catlord posted:These really are are amazing. I love it when they get posted. This no poo poo nearly happened to one of my uncles. He would've walked out the second story window of his family's pub if one of the employees hadn't grabbed him.
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catlord posted:These really are are amazing. I love it when they get posted. Everybody knows you never make the bear ride bitch. That guy must be new.
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junopsis posted:I'm trying to hunt down some old headlines that were posted on SA-- in one of the paranormal/ghost story threads, I think. I'm still looking but haven't been able to find them. You're in luck!
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Perhaps I'm just now getting the point, but there's a little dude riding the donkey being extra scary. No wonder they didn't survive.
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AAAAAAAAAAAA THANK I had even been looking there, but man there's a lot of threads for stories and I figured I'd end up missing stuff. Thank you very much!
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From the "it's still real to her, dammit" department: LaFayette woman pulls gun on pro wrestler during Ringgold show.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:From the "it's still real to her, dammit" department: LaFayette woman pulls gun on pro wrestler during Ringgold show. On Karl Stern's podcast, he told a story of having a call come in of an old man walking out and grabbing a loving axe because the heels pissed him off.
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GWBBQ posted:He's retired and mostly just shares news stories with funny headlines on his blog. I remember a few years ago when he was still writing and he was half funny, half cranky old man. I read his most recent book (probably the first time I had read him in five years) and a lot of it was dumb dad jokes. I'm worried if I go back to his other stuff I won't like him anymore.
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Henchman of Santa posted:I read his most recent book (probably the first time I had read him in five years) and a lot of it was dumb dad jokes. I'm worried if I go back to his other stuff I won't like him anymore. That's pretty much always been his schtick. They're good dad jokes, but they're dad jokes.
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RC and Moon Pie posted:From the "it's still real to her, dammit" department: LaFayette woman pulls gun on pro wrestler during Ringgold show. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q9IyiH1D6XM He did look at her crossways
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I love how back in olden times, they though something could frighten you unexpectedly and you'd be driven irrevocably mad on the spot.
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I feel like this is less "woman killed by overtightening corset" and more "woman having corseting woes and being helped by a cheerful skeleton buddy." Just look how happy he is to help out!
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Henchman of Santa posted:I read his most recent book (probably the first time I had read him in five years) and a lot of it was dumb dad jokes. I'm worried if I go back to his other stuff I won't like him anymore. I never knew it, and don't know if it was supposed to be a secret, but I was stunned when I found out he was the guy behind profootballmock.com (i.e., the site with the facebook conversations between quarterbacks) the day he said he was done with it. Grew up in Florida and read his stuff as a kid. He penned a long, scathing political article about the city government back around '96 or so. Wrote that at least if the mob was in charge, we'd have competent crooks running the place. Duodecimal has a new favorite as of 00:12 on Jun 10, 2016 |
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Rough Lobster posted:I love how back in olden times, they though something could frighten you unexpectedly and you'd be driven irrevocably mad on the spot. They didn't have horror films so everyone's tolerance for spookiness was super low.
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