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A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

jscolon2.0 posted:

Webster's defines "wedding" as the process of removing weeds from one's garden.

That was a right pretty speech sir, but I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as an agreement under the law which is unbreakable. Which is unbreakable!

...

Excuse me, I must use the restroom.

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Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Aw, it's just a little kick in the bum.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015



Brought to you be Krusty Burger


You people are pigs! I personally am going spit in every 50th burger!

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

Baka-nin posted:

Brought to you be Krusty Burger


You people are pigs! I personally am going spit in every 50th burger!

I like those odds!

IMJack
Apr 16, 2003

Royalty is a continuous ripping and tearing motion.


Fun Shoe

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Baka-nin posted:

Brought to you be Krusty Burger


You people are pigs! I personally am going spit in every 50th burger!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Neddy Seagoon posted:

I like those odds!

Give me a hundred bucks on red!

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

That was a right pretty speech sir, but I ask you, what is a contract? Webster's defines it as an agreement under the law which is unbreakable. Which is unbreakable!

...

Excuse me, I must use the restroom.

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

Justice Sloth
Jun 10, 2012

Damn skippy.

Do over Ham posted:

I have to go now. My planet needs me.

(Note: Do over Ham died on the way back to his home planet)

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Jerusalem posted:

Give me a hundred bucks on red!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007



DizzyBum fucked around with this message at 14:34 on Jun 7, 2016

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Well, that's a funny looking quote!

TMMadman fucked around with this message at 14:38 on Jun 7, 2016

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


TMMadman posted:

Well, that's a funny looking quote!

Sometimes, to save on filesize, our quoters will reuse the same gifs over and over and over again.

Antitonic
Sep 24, 2011

Invented By Gandhi

Thank goodness he's drawn attention away from my shirt! :D

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

DizzyBum posted:

Sometimes, to save on filesize, our quoters will reuse the same gifs over and over and over again.

This is a thousand bots working on a thousand sock-puppet accounts. Soon they'll have made the highest rated Quote Thread known to man. Let's see...

Cardiac episode...BLURST episode ever? You stupid bot!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


MrSlam posted:

This is a thousand bots working on a thousand sock-puppet accounts. Soon they'll have made the highest rated Quote Thread known to man. Let's see...

Cardiac episode...BLURST episode ever? You stupid bot!

Baka-nin
Jan 25, 2015




Nice Try Dizzybum

But you were made for scrubbing and scrubbing is what you shall do.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Baka-nin posted:


Nice Try Dizzybum

But you were made for scrubbing and scrubbing is what you shall do.

Chop chop!
Dig dig!
Chop chop!
Dig dig!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Chop chop!
Dig dig!
Chop chop!
Dig dig!

Knife goes in, guts come out.
Knife goes in, guts come out.

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007



York_M_Chan
Sep 11, 2003


TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

And another thing: it's only only 5:15, why are you in your underwear?

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

Mister Kingdom posted:

Knife goes in, guts come out.
Knife goes in, guts come out.

LOCUST FART HELL posted:

Chop chop!
Dig dig!
Chop chop!
Dig dig!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
On the city wall
Will fade away
With the rays of morning light

TMMadman posted:

And another thing: it's only only 5:15, why are you in your underwear?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Class3KillStorm
Feb 17, 2011



TMMadman posted:

And another thing: it's only only 5:15, why are you in your underwear?

I have misplaced my pants.

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009


Screaming robots need the most attention. :eng101:

After The War
Apr 12, 2005

to all of my Architects
let me be traitor

Class3KillStorm posted:

I have misplaced my pants.

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you'd never need them again! :heysexy:

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

After The War posted:

You threw them out the window in a fit of passion. You said you'd never need them again! :heysexy:

Oh, After The War, that was amazing!

I hope the goons didn't hear us...:ohdear:

Do over Ham
Mar 20, 2009

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Oh, After The War, that was amazing!

I hope the goons didn't hear us...:ohdear:

Ow! My freakin' ears! :stare:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Neddy Seagoon posted:

Oh, After The War, that was amazing!

I hope the goons didn't hear us...:ohdear:

Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

Class3KillStorm posted:

I have misplaced my pants.



Well, sir, many of our clients find pants confining so we offer a range of alternatives for the ample gentleman. Ponchos, muumuus, capes, jumpsuits, unisheets, Muslim body rolls, academic and judicial robes.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

Do over Ham posted:

Ow! My freakin' ears! :stare:

It's my big ears, isn't it kids? Isn't it?!?

Well, children, I CAN"T HELP THAT!

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


The Nastier Nate posted:

It's my big ears, isn't it kids? Isn't it?!?

Well, children, I CAN"T HELP THAT!

My ears are burning!

MrSlam
Apr 25, 2014

And there you sat, eating hamburgers while the world cried.

The Nastier Nate posted:

It's my big ears, isn't it kids? Isn't it?!?

Well, children, I CAN"T HELP THAT!

I said "Haw Haw..."

A Great Big Bee!
Mar 8, 2007

Grimey Drawer

The Nastier Nate posted:

It's my big ears, isn't it kids? Isn't it?!?

Well, children, I CAN"T HELP THAT!

Wait a second, you're the man at the hospital who reads to sick children!

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Boardroom Jimmy
Aug 20, 2006

Ahhh ballet

The Nastier Nate posted:

It's my big ears, isn't it kids? Isn't it?!?

Well, children, I CAN"T HELP THAT!

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