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More than 10 ideas, you say? Sign me up! I dunno, I kinda hope this person finds that girl.
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Scathach posted:
For some reason I read this in Ricardo Montalban's voice.
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The location in that map is a fire station in downtown Chicago. What does it have to do with the ad? Is he hanging out in front of the fire station? 
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Thin Privilege posted:The location in that map is a fire station in downtown Chicago. What does it have to do with the ad? Is he hanging out in front of the fire station? It's probably something like the guy gave a zip code or just said "Chicago" and the map assumed it was something central like that.
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May 21, 2016 21:01
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Scathach posted:
Shockingly, this video exists. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipjwqNHbqb4
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May 21, 2016 21:14
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And it's not even a terrible idea.
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Screaming Idiot posted:For some reason I read this in Ricardo Montalban's voice. I did too, only without remembering who Montalban was until you mentioned it.
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May 21, 2016 21:18
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"We had some confusion" is my new favorite phrase. But drat, typical guy, spends >4 years pining for that special one and comes back hoping things are still the same
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May 21, 2016 23:07
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poo poo, you think her leg grew back?
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Olanphonia posted:Shockingly, this video exists. He even has a website showcasing his other inventions, such as luggage, the guitar, and a bike that acts as a 'sexual vessel'.
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May 22, 2016 01:42
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Everything about that website is amazing.
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RandomFerret posted:poo poo, you think her leg grew back? Maybe she was some sort of lizard or starfish
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May 22, 2016 04:43
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Not Craigslist, but it's a classic:
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May 25, 2016 11:51
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Dude, Chinamen is not the preferred nomenclature.
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May 26, 2016 07:18
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Wanted: 30 lechers.
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May 26, 2016 10:44
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quote:I'd like to find a woman who wants a place to live in the country with free room & board in exchange for helping to take care of me by cooking, cleaning, running errands and FWB. Ideally, I'm looking for a girlfriend and would love for it to become a serious LTR, but, will settle for a companion/helper/FWB if that's all you want to give.
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gentle pete posted:He even has a website showcasing his other inventions, such as luggage, the guitar, and a bike that acts as a 'sexual vessel'. This obviously crazy man is smarter, and good at more things, than I will ever be. Plus, he has enlarged his sex organ. I'm pretty sure mine is shrinking.
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May 28, 2016 10:40
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Your skin should count as a sex organ, so just eat a ton and it'll be sure to grow
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May 28, 2016 10:49
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I'm not rich enough to hire a personal care giver My home is large and comfortable, situated on 10-acres with stables, guest house and heated pool & spa, located in a resort community where I have a membership Say what you want, this guy really has his priorities in admirable order.
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Sentient Data posted:Your skin should count as a sex organ Oh. Then I'm hung.
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May 28, 2016 18:16
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hEsOPZDwA0E 
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Ockhams Crowbar posted:Everything about that website is amazing. "Why do you have to zip up your pants every time you get off that, Travis," Punchy said. I nearly fell off the bike, aghast. "You got a pussy in that thing?" I coughed and gulped. "Hahahaha, nice one, Punchy," I said
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May 28, 2016 19:10
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More phoneposting. http://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/mis/5605829406.html http://fredericksburg.craigslist.org/rnr/5548264515.html
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* My name is jerry cotton, you never wash your hair - m4m X You were the longhead lecher today on craigs list, I am the forums poster jerry cotton... I need you to wash your loving hair asap I've got two liters of tar shampoo!
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I mean not that it matters 
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Oh god, that guy. I thought for sure he'd given up and faded into the background after his sad rise to fame a couple years ago. I wonder if he still has those horrible veneers.
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This may be part of the giving-up process. Old RR would have at least photoshopped himself into a picture with her in Paris or offered her $200 to do an instructional youtube on cunnilingus.
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Jun 2, 2016 21:26
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Oh, gently caress yeah. I can finally replace my Duke Nukem Forever koozie with something slightly less embarrassing. 
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The light has gone out of his eyes.
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Kilo147 posted:Oh, gently caress yeah. I can finally replace my Duke Nukem Forever koozie with something slightly less embarrassing. Glad to be of service. Let's class this joint up a little bit. 
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Mouse Dresser posted:The prevailing idea thus far is to hand them out as souvenirs at my own wedding. My fiance suggests we make the whole wedding themed to August 29, 2015. And send out invitations as Sarah and Jason Schmutz (but use our own pictures, etc). You have the best soon-to-be wife ever. Kilo147 has a new favorite as of 07:06 on Jun 6, 2016 |
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constantinople posted:The light has gone out of his eyes. Romeo Rose most likely never had "light" in his eyes, dudes been a lost case probably since he was at least a teenager
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I bring you, the dredges of Missed Connections! First the worst:  Nope nope nope.  I...What? Why?  And just funny for last: 
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Notice he says he WAS the Austin celebrity RR? Maybe he died and it's his zombie that dating now.
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Jun 9, 2016 10:09
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you will be Mistress bloody toilet slave
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You will know who I am.
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Travis343 posted:You will know who I am. Yeah, that line was the most chilling part of that ad. Surprising, considering it contains the phrase "You've probably seen me masturbating in the window."
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sweeperbravo posted:you will be Mistress bloody toilet slave (Everything about it)?
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i wonder how you figure out you want to poo poo on people. like what if you just think it's a cool idea but then when it comes down to it you realize how insane it is and you renege on the deal? how do you test the waters re: deciding you want to professionally drop points on people
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