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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Krinkle posted:

Help me out. It's percy from black adder. Don't make me watch the whole season to figure out what line he said makes it a pun?

Percy believes there's witchcraft going on because he saw "a horse with two heads and two bodies" in the courtyard. It may have in fact been two horses standing next to each other

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Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


He looks like a bird who's swallowed a plate!

Verisimilidude
Dec 20, 2006

Strike quick and hurry at him,
not caring to hit or miss.
So that you dishonor him before the judges



Almost every millennial I know is a functional human being while every person I know who complains about millennials is a non-contributing zero.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Nature confirms: Canadians are pussies

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Geese aren't predators or anything, just huge assholes. If you see one kick it, it deserves it. It probably bit a child earlier that day then chased it across a park.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

Wow, it got away. Just like a slippery Canadian.
https://www.facebook.com/groups/263995897136365/permalink/550084228527529/

PittTheElder
Feb 13, 2012

:geno: Yes, it's like a lava lamp.


:eyepop:

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Fozaldo
Apr 18, 2004

Serenity Now. Serenity Now.
:respek::respek::respek::respek::respek:

Chrpno posted:

He looks like a bird who's swallowed a plate!

No that's what I think, what do you think ? Try to have a thought of your own, thinking is so important.

Ellie Crabcakes
Feb 1, 2008

Stop emailing my boyfriend Gay Crungus

MichiganCubbie posted:

"Don't Drink the Wine!!"

The only sound across the glade is Joffrey pushing up the daisies.

Mikl
Nov 8, 2009

Vote shit sandwich or the shit sandwich gets it!

Didn't know American Eagle allowed mid-flight boarding.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Crow Jane posted:

You're forgetting the dark ages of rap metal. As we all wish we could.

i've tried so hard

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB




E: props to the name, title, post combo above.

Cocaine Bear has a new favorite as of 09:54 on Jun 9, 2016

Slime
Jan 3, 2007

A metaphor for illegal immigration.

One Swell Foop
Aug 5, 2010

I'm afraid we have no time for codes and manners.

Slime posted:

A metaphor for illegal immigration.

The eagle looks perfectly healthy to me :v:

Puddin
Apr 9, 2004
Leave it to Brak
That eagle looks pissed as loving in the last image.

"Not again."

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

Snapped this in the local supermarket the other day. I'm just gonna go ahead and assume they are using a different name in the US market.

orange sky
May 7, 2007

burexas.irom posted:

Snapped this in the local supermarket the other day. I'm just gonna go ahead and assume they are using a different name in the US market.



Why, to prevent some "I like my women like I like my coffee" joke?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

FFT posted:

i've tried so hard

SOME-

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

-BODY ONCE TOLD ME

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

orange sky posted:

Why, to prevent some "I like my women like I like my coffee" joke?
fair trade with cream :getin:

ack ack ack

Taeke
Feb 2, 2010



Hahaha, that works way too well.

orange sky
May 7, 2007


:perfect:

Franchescanado
Feb 23, 2013

If it wasn't for disappointment
I wouldn't have any appointment

Grimey Drawer

FFT posted:

i've tried so hard

In the end, it doesn't even matter.

Rocket Baby Dolls
Mar 3, 2006

Normally I don't make aesthetic criticisms in other peoples' homes, but that rug looks like a beaver exploded. If meat is murder, then that rug is at least a severe beating.

"It wasn't quite like that, sir. It's just that we weighed up the pros and cons and decided it wasn't a reasonable use of our time and resources."

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨


This is now my favourite thing.

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

orange sky posted:

Why, to prevent some "I like my women like I like my coffee" joke?

Hot, black, and anally?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Ground up, dissolving in water.

ankle
Oct 30, 2010



:eyepop:

Queering Wheel
Jun 18, 2011



It really works :stare:

burexas.irom
Oct 29, 2007

I disapprove of what you say, and I will defend your death because you have no right to say it!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsoDxdzth1M&t=226s

Queen-Of-Hearts
Mar 17, 2009

"I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"





blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Ground up, dissolving in water.

I do, "Ground up, and in the freezer."

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007





quote:

One of China’s biggest sites NetEase (via ShanghaiIst) reports that on Warcraft’s opening day in Fuzhou, one moviegoer was spotted with a love doll. According to ShanghaiIst, the images have gone viral in China. Major sites like China News have also covered the incident.

The man apparently purchased two tickets, and both wore “For the Horde!” t-shirts. Online in China, however, one wondered why he didn’t get her a pair of 3D glasses, while another pointed out that he was kind enough to let her have the aisle seat.

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

so why didn't you give your gf glasses?

New Leaf
Jul 24, 2013

Dragon Balls? Are they tasty?
I wonder if all the Chinese "Warcraft" viewers were wondering why there wasn't more of an emphasis on gold farming?

Ultimate Shrek Fan
May 2, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Typical American. Too fat and lazy to finish the job. Now a golden eagle is going to come and kill that goose for a 1/3rd of the price

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Not sure if these belong in funny pictures or meme thread, but if I understand the zeitgeist no text means not meme.


















More: http://www.boredpanda.com/dog-photoshopped-famous-photos-shiba-inu/

Illavick
Sep 15, 2012

WHENA MINA RENA VATIVE

Hogge Wild posted:

so why didn't you give your gf glasses?

maybe she's blind you ableist jerk

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Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Illavick posted:

maybe she's blind you ableist jerk

Completely unrelated but back when the daredevil movie came out there was a blind kid in my class and he and his friends saw it at the same time me and my friends did. I don't know why a blind kid wanted to go watch daredevil but he did. And he spent the whole movie shouting about how the movie was bullshit. Especially the part where he could see when it rained.

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