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I really wish we lived in the world where nofap's bullshit pseudoscience was actually true so the biggest, strongest, smartest, and manliest of men would all be orgasm-denial sissies in cock cages.
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i assume someone realized that masturbating is a bit tiring and decided to postpone it until after work/the gym, and this suddenly expanded into the blueballs regimen. Guy Mann posted:I really wish we lived in the world where nofap's bullshit pseudoscience was actually true so the biggest, strongest, smartest, and manliest of men would all be orgasm-denial sissies in cock cages. pm me i have some links
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Fanzay posted:He goes by Squint on these forums, so why not ask him? See, now I just feel like a jerk.
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I love that someone from r/nofap showed up in the episode comments to defend the subreddit by saying, "Think about it. Would a troll sub or cult really be this huge?" quote:I mean one of the most talked about things on the sub is that we shouldn't buy into the whole superpower thing. Sperm is also a very rich substance. Feel free to research all the nutrients found in it. You know you should actually try it before passing such harsh judgment. Even our founder says that we shouldn't use NoFap to solve all problems
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so should I be eating the sperm
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Seagull posted:so should I be eating the sperm Actually, you should be doing what hardcore Taoists used to do, and hold down on your urethra when you ejaculate, so the semen can't actually leave your dick, and instead gets forcibly shunted back into the bladder. You end up pissing it all out later, anyways, but mumble mumble vital energy mumble. 
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Lamprey Cannon posted:Actually, you should be doing what hardcore Taoists used to do, and hold down on your urethra when you ejaculate, so the semen can't actually leave your dick, and instead gets forcibly shunted back into the bladder. You end up pissing it all out later, anyways, but mumble mumble vital energy mumble. but then I eat it right
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Lemon made a new game. I am much, much worse at this than at drat.dog. 
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Should probably mention the new magnets too. It's a run of 50, so anyone interested should get them ASAP.
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Seagull posted:so should I be eating the sperm The Monster girls were right all along as it turns out.
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Seagull posted:so should I be eating the sperm have you not been?
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:have you not been? look I've been following the teachings of reverend doctor John kitchen until now, this is a lot to take in
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be your own man, take control of your own life, eat your own sperm
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Men Eating Their Own Sperm
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don't dox my tabletop group.
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Seagull posted:Men Eating Their Own Sperm Men Coming Their Own Way
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RyokoTK posted:Men Coming Their Own Way
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I was in the Army, yes. Based on what I read after the Rage Forum episode, both in the comments section and on ballp.it, people were delighted with me blurting military-isms at a confused Lemon.
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Squint posted:I was in the Army, yes. I felt good about understanding what you were talking about until I realized I got that knowledge from Pauly Shore's In The Army Now.
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The fat soldiers column from Angry Angry Hippos was apparently included specifically for me to read, because it would make me angrier than it would a normal person.
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Squint posted:The fat soldiers column from Angry Angry Hippos was apparently included specifically for me to read, because it would make me angrier than it would a normal person. I don't know about other people who make docs, but some of my docs have a part that's earmarked for a specific reader. For example, had you have been in the Deviantart poetry episode, you would have read a sonnet about Metal Gear Solid
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A Meat posted:I don't know about other people who make docs, but some of my docs have a part that's earmarked for a specific reader. For example, had you have been in the Deviantart poetry episode, you would have read a sonnet about Metal Gear Solid Squint you know what must be done.
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I misremembered, it's lovely heroic verse, not a sonnetquote:There was a man codenamed as Solid Snake
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solidus sanke was my big bsos clone
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Mimetic posted:I felt good about understanding what you were talking about until I realized I got that knowledge from Pauly Shore's In The Army Now. Don't feel too bad, I learned most of my army jargon from that terrible early 2000s GBS poster who constantly called stuff "unsat" and posted lots of bullshit stories about being in a gang before entering military service. IIRC there was a FYAD FYAD LOL about him.
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Twitch posted:Don't feel too bad, I learned most of my army jargon from that terrible early 2000s GBS poster who constantly called stuff "unsat" and posted lots of bullshit stories about being in a gang before entering military service. IIRC there was a FYAD FYAD LOL about him. Was it 50 Foot Ant? The only explanation I can muster for him is that the abstract concept of STDH coalesced into a physical being.
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Lamprey Cannon posted:Was it 50 Foot Ant? The only explanation I can muster for him is that the abstract concept of STDH coalesced into a physical being. Say what you will about him, but he was one of the best parts of the Nickolaus Pacione mock threads. I just had a vision of kumquatxop reading selections from Tabloid Purposes.
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McGlockenshire posted:Say what you will about him, but he was one of the best parts of the Nickolaus Pacione mock threads. Nickolaus Pacione, there's a name I've not heard in a long time. Back when people flamed each other. Now they just mean tweet.
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Squint posted:I was in the Army, yes. I find it extremely whatever the opposite of unsat is.
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ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:I find it extremely whatever the opposite of unsat is. It's sat.
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I'm satisfied with saying clips.
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Red Minjo posted:I'm satisfied with saying clips. I saw the most beautiful gun post where someone talked about being able to fit more shells in clips in assault weapons and I wish I could've framed it.
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Grondoth posted:I saw the most beautiful gun post where someone talked about being able to fit more shells in clips in assault weapons and I wish I could've framed it. That's already strong, I need to remember that.
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Episode 215: Oculus Cruft I just look over at the thing that says "Featured Sites: vrtitties.com" and I giggle.
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Lamprey Cannon posted:Was it 50 Foot Ant? The only explanation I can muster for him is that the abstract concept of STDH coalesced into a physical being. He was a similar poster to 50 Foot Ant, but predates him by a few years. I can't remember the poster's name, but if I'm remembering correctly his moment of infamy was having a meltdown when his girlfriend left him for another goon when he couldn't make it to gooncon.
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Adam's redditor voice is extremely good poo poo
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RyokoTK posted:Episode 215: Oculus Cruft Jesus christ this is one of the funniest episodes they ever done. They just keep topping themselves through the entire episode. Guy Fieri Ejaculations
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https://twitter.com/TheFPlus/status/741481397341151232 Squiddy is back from the dead!
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RyokoTK posted:Episode 215: Oculus Cruft Seagull posted:Adam's redditor voice is extremely good poo poo Bozarth? posted:I have divets in my penis from my gently caress sock. Wanna see? Also I have some opinions about the new Ghostbusters movie.
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