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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Torrannor posted:

It's not blocked here in Germany, but it is in the USA? What kind of witchcraft is this?

Was blocked for me. (That's what proxies are for, LMAA GEMA.)

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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

Every day takes figurin' out all over again how to fuckin' live.
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Next Update's Ingredients
Rum
Blue Curaco
Sprite

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Thesaya posted:

Shame? Where on earth have you gotten the idea that we are ashamed of Abba? With the exception of the progg movement att the time I can't think of anyone feeling ashamed of them.

If you're not ashamed of them you damned well oughtta be. :colbert:

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

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MA-Horus posted:

If you're not ashamed of them you damned well oughtta be. :colbert:
ABBA is nothing to be ashamed about. Now Celine Dion on the other hand...

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010

SubponticatePoster posted:

ABBA is nothing to be ashamed about. Now Celine Dion on the other hand...

The only things I know about her was that she did a Titanic song and was once married (or at least dating) Ugly Bob.

nutri_void
Apr 18, 2015

I shall devour your soul.
Grimey Drawer

SubponticatePoster posted:

ABBA is nothing to be ashamed about. Now Celine Dion on the other hand...

You should all be thankful that you're not familiar with Eastern European pop music :v:

mdxi
Mar 13, 2006

to JERK OFF is to be close to GOD... only with SPURTING

SubponticatePoster posted:

And ELO definitely had a disco-ish phase; see the soundtrack for Xanadu, which was riding the dying gasp of the style. It was just disco on roller skates.

Xanadu is one of the best bad movies of all time. Olivia Newton-John as a roller-skating Terpischore? Swann from The Warriors as an rear end in a top hat LP cover art enlargement specialist? Gene Kelly being a better dancer than Ms. Newton-John, in his eighties? Adolfo "Shabba-Doo" Quinones (Ozone from Breakin') showing up to dance in the finale, which features a swing band and a new wave band playing at the same time? Yes, all these things, and more.

And ELO definitely dipped into disco before shuffling along into the terminal, contractually-obligated, prog-pop period. In addition to the Xanadu soundtrack, it's right there as a vile pun in the title of 1979's "Discovery" :science:

mdxi fucked around with this message at 16:29 on Jun 9, 2016

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

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mdxi posted:

Xanadu is one of the best bad movies of all time. Olivia Newton-John as a roller-skating Terpischore? Swann from The Warriors as an rear end in a top hat LP cover art enlargement specialist? Gene Kelly being a better dancer than Ms. Newton-John, in his eighties? Adolfo "Shabba-Doo" Quinones (Ozone from Breakin') showing up to dance in the finale, which features a swing band and a new wave band playing at the same time? Yes, all these things, and more.
I agree with everything in this post. I own Xanadu on DVD. I've heard it described as "so bad it's mesmerizing" and I concur (I've also heard it called "the movie that killed Gene Kelley"). I once watched it while on acid and it didn't really seem any different than when I watched it sober; it's that kind of movie. Also during the big finale one of the skaters loving biffs it right in front of ONJ and she didn't miss a beat, gotta give her props for that since there's no way she didn't see it.

Also I've seen Olivia Newton John in concert :cool:

divedivedive
Jun 6, 2011
I actually saw Xanadu in the theater as a small child and thought it was just loving magic. And I have no intention of ever revisiting it because I don't need that particular memory ruined by good taste.

As far as Jack goes, I did like her character but those bizarre straps just always bugged me. I think you could swap those out for some kind of form-fitting black nylon looking thing somewhere down the road. Yeah I probably put too much thought into what my teammates were wearing in these games.

mdxi
Mar 13, 2006

to JERK OFF is to be close to GOD... only with SPURTING

SubponticatePoster posted:

I agree with everything in this post. I own Xanadu on DVD. I've heard it described as "so bad it's mesmerizing" and I concur (I've also heard it called "the movie that killed Gene Kelley"). I once watched it while on acid and it didn't really seem any different than when I watched it sober; it's that kind of movie. Also during the big finale one of the skaters loving biffs it right in front of ONJ and she didn't miss a beat, gotta give her props for that since there's no way she didn't see it.

Also I've seen Olivia Newton John in concert :cool:

I swear I'll shut up about musicals from the twilight of disco after this, but if you haven't already, you owe it to yourself to watch the Village People's "Can't Stop The Music". Rollerskating pre-Police Academy Steve Gutenberg in tight white jeans. Bruce Jenner in cutoffs and a crop-top. The "YMCA" sequence, which is more homoerotic than actual gay porn. The biker's a capella rendition of "Danny Boy". The deeply bizarre, "darkly erotic", Halston-styled Milkshake sequence (sung by the construction worker). The finale which is just the chorus of one song for 17 minutes while an endless glitter rain falls, because I guess no one could come up with an actual ending, what with all the cocaine.

It's hilarious and amazing, but not as good as Xanadu.

mdxi fucked around with this message at 17:20 on Jun 9, 2016

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

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The 70s were all kinds of hosed up in magical ways that could not be replicated today. In a lot of ways it was much more permissive and subversive.

DukeofCA
Aug 18, 2011

I am shocked and appalled.
I'd just like to take a moment to thank this thread for making me feel not so old for a while.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
Mmmm

Sweet booze


Thank god I don't get hangovers

J.theYellow
May 7, 2003
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When I said ABBA was as much disco as ELO, I did not mean to imply that ELO was not disco. It just happens to be uncommonly musical disco.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glLkNo60t3w

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

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Sorry guys, was going to have an update last night but it decided to crash somewhere during rendering. :( So I'm now doing it again, and it should be up this evening.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

COACH TOTORO SAY REFEREE CAN BANISH WHISTLE TO LAND OF WIND AND GHOSTS!
There goes my childlike sense of wonder. I guess the only thing left to do is drown myself in alcohol and pass out on the neighbor's front lawn again.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

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Getting the blues

The Drink
Blue Sun Beach Bum
2oz rum
1/2 oz blue curaco
Sprite

Add rum and Sprite to a glass with ice. Pour curaco on top, don't stir.

Simple version: This is really goddamn simple, if you don't have curaco rum and Sprite will do.

The Drinking Game
Drink every time someone mentions Archangel

The Episode
Joined again by Skoolmunkee, we chat a bit with our new addition. Then head off to Omega to recruit our last crewmember of the first batch. It's some dude named Archangel. We don't know much about him except he's a Turian vigilante who's been raising hell all over Omega and pissed off the merc groups there enough to get them to work together in taking him down. Along the way we sabotage a robit, get shot in the face, and have a very sweary conversation with a Batarian. This is the first part of a two part mission. Video got kinda long so I split it up.

Since we now have access to all the crewmembers we're gonna get for a bit, I'll now start taking votes on who you want for missions. Since Bioware did away with decryption skills we can take whomever. Our list is:

Mordin
Jack
Grunt
Joey
Miranda
Zaeed
Kasumi
Archangel

grimlock_master
Nov 1, 2013

Fuck you, suzie
Mordin and Archangel

my dad
Oct 17, 2012

this shall be humorous
skoolmunkee, that joke was something awful, and you should feel bad for telling it just as I felt bad for laughing my rear end of at it. :colbert:

Froggy and Archie

Octatonic
Sep 7, 2010

I'm a nerd who's still mad three games later that they did away with an actually different system in a shooter and gave us ammo again, and this is my favorite lp on the forums I mostly want to see Kasumi a bit, since I didn't bother to buy her dlc.

Also, it's a bit weird watching mass effect played by someone else, it feels like stepping into a this weird comic-style parallel universe where Shepard looks wrong (she has the same haircut and voice, but her face is all wrong, and also she's supposed to be black) and makes slightly different decisions, but it basically turns out exactly the same anyway.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

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Edit: Need to watch the full video before I post


Shoulda brought Zaeed, he gives the Blue Suns guy poo poo.

grack fucked around with this message at 04:12 on Jun 13, 2016

JT Jag
Aug 30, 2009

#1 Jaguars Sunk Cost Fallacy-Haver
The Return of the Bro-Team: Archangel and Grunt.

Also suggesting Ancillary Bro-Team Zaeed and Mordin

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Jack and Jason for the :geno::tizzy: odd couple

:tutbutt: and :mordin: would be okay too

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

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hard counter posted:

Jack and Jason for the :geno::tizzy: odd couple

:tutbutt: and :mordin: would be okay too
I'm assuming the rear end is supposed to be Miranda since we have Butts by default :v:

Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING
Jack and Archangel. Seems like a cool team. but any team not containing Miranda or Jonathan is cool in any combination.

GrandTheftAutism
Dec 24, 2013

by Fluffdaddy

Alexeythegreat posted:

You should all be thankful that you're not familiar with Eastern European pop music :v:

The Ranetki Girls aren't bad.


grack posted:

There goes my childlike sense of wonder. I guess the only thing left to do is drown myself in alcohol and pass out on the neighbor's front lawn again.

Can't you find other things to do while drunk that don't involve repeatedly traumatizing your neighbours? Be a good neighbour and go fight a hobo or something. Bonus points if it ends up on LiveLeak.

SubponticatePoster posted:

The 70s were all kinds of hosed up in magical ways that could not be replicated today. In a lot of ways it was much more permissive and subversive.

The '10s are hosed up, but more in a gory trainwreck kind of way. Even the drugs are more terrifying. If you want magic, convert to Wicca or go robotripping. My main interest in the '70s is comparing levels of technology.


mdxi posted:

Xanadu is one of the best bad movies of all time. Olivia Newton-John as a roller-skating Terpischore? Swann from The Warriors as an rear end in a top hat LP cover art enlargement specialist? Gene Kelly being a better dancer than Ms. Newton-John, in his eighties? Adolfo "Shabba-Doo" Quinones (Ozone from Breakin') showing up to dance in the finale, which features a swing band and a new wave band playing at the same time? Yes, all these things, and more.

And ELO definitely dipped into disco before shuffling along into the terminal, contractually-obligated, prog-pop period. In addition to the Xanadu soundtrack, it's right there as a vile pun in the title of 1979's "Discovery" :science:

I've never seen Xanadu. Do I need booze to watch it?


Back on topic: I have the trilogy in a box set and I'm currently ploughing through ME1 as Male Paragon. It's frustrating poo poo if you don't have the exact squadmates for a given mission and being biotic only marginally helps matters. Also, gently caress Noveria with an EVE doomsday weapon.

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

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Next Update's Ingredients:
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SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

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Bone Zone

The Drink
Rocket to the Face
2 oz Malibu rum
Red Bull

Simple version: I guess if you don't have Malibu use vodka?

The Drinking Game
Drink every time somebody fires a rocket

The Episode
Skoolmunkee helps me finish the mission. We either taser or kill a smoking batarian and sneak murder our way through the distraction effort to get to Archangel, the mystery turian. Except it's Garrus! OMG, never saw that coming. Anyway, he's holed up in a very nice condo shooting people. Good thing those clips respawn or he'd be hosed. We get to take out the merc bosses we chatted with in the last video, close some shutters, and have our video game poo poo the bed. Then Garrus tries to block a SAM with his face and we explode the gunship and Tarak's eaten rear end along with it in retaliation.

FoolyCharged
Oct 11, 2012

Cheating at a raffle? I sentence you to 1 year in jail! No! Two years! Three! Four! Five years! Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah!
Somebody call for an ant?

SubponticatePoster posted:

Tune in next time to see if Garrus makes it


SubponticatePoster posted:

Since we now have access to all the crewmembers we're gonna get for a bit, I'll now start taking votes on who you want for missions. Since Bioware did away with decryption skills we can take whomever. Our list is:

Mordin
Jack
Grunt
Joey
Miranda
Zaeed
Kasumi
Archangel

I see you're using the same amount of :turianass:suspense:turianass: as you did with the archangel reveal.

Although drawing the attention to Garrus' condition at the end of this mission made me realize something, and that is that this would have been a drat good way to put robocop into our party, or the setting for that matter. In a series that loves the fight between man and machine, there aren't really a whole lot of cyborgs with characterization, and none of the few present are good guys.
You've got what? Saren, The elusive man's creepy blue eye, that guy from 3 that everyone loves to hate, and husks I guess. There just aren't a whole lot of them.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

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Butts: Garrus, buddy, what've you been up to the last few years?

Garrus: Oh, you know, some knitting, a little skiing, brutally murdering people with a sniper rifle.

Butts: Well that sounds ni.... wait, what?

Garrus: Don't worry Shepard, they were all bad people *nods*

Butts: Uh, okay. Just a silly question... how many of them had my face?

Garrus: Ha ha, Shep. You're funny.

Garrus: 60%, tops.

Shepard: :stonk:

Shepard: You're walking ahead of me from now on. Not negotiable.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

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How do you forget about the smoking Elcor shopkeeper?

SubponticatePoster
Aug 9, 2004

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grack posted:

How do you forget about the smoking Elcor shopkeeper?
He has a cigar, but never actually smokes it. It's rare you actually see someone light a cigarette and inhale/exhale smoke.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





Alright I admit I remember having problems with the corner flamethrower and the other shutters on insanity. Wasn't expecting this section to look that easy here.

grack
Jan 10, 2012

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SubponticatePoster posted:

He has a cigar, but never actually smokes it. It's rare you actually see someone light a cigarette and inhale/exhale smoke.

I'm pretty sure his cigar was lit, but alright




Also, am I the only one here surprised just how bugfuck crazy Garrus went in two years?

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

I can't believe Garrus is loving dead.


hard counter posted:

Alright I admit I remember having problems with the corner flamethrower and the other shutters on insanity. Wasn't expecting this section to look that easy here.

It's hard because most people got Garrus immediately after Mordin but doing a few missions and getting a few levels first takes the bite out of most of it.

Poil
Mar 17, 2007

You can always get Garrus before Mordin, and bring him along into the plague zone. The plague which affects turians.

Prowler
May 24, 2004

Poil posted:

You can always get Garrus before Mordin, and bring him along into the plague zone. The plague which affects turians.

But Garrus is already dead. The plague doesn't affect zombies in the same way as living Turians.

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
It was supposed to be a big reveal for Garrus being back and also Jack being a woman but the game's trailers spoilt the whole thing, as trailers love to do.

Don't watch video game trailers kids.

Kurieg
Jul 19, 2012

RIP Lutri: 5/19/20-4/2/20
:blizz::gamefreak:

Poil posted:

You can always get Garrus before Mordin, and bring him along into the plague zone. The plague which affects turians.

He bitches about it when you go in, and starts coughing, but Mordin gives him a stage one cure when you meet him in the Clinic.

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grack
Jan 10, 2012

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Grunt does very much the same thing.

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