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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
make sure to put in a hot babe with tig ol bitties for us fellas to "whack off" too please

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social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



i'm glad to announce that i am releasing the game right now just come hang out w me and take a picture we me we can post and tag on instagram and we'll grab a drink and then i'll give ut he game

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Nooner posted:

make sure to put in a hot babe with tig ol bitties for us fellas to "whack off" too please

rio
Mar 20, 2008

Can you put chickens in town and instead of cluck you take out the "L" please thank you

Drad_Bert
Jun 26, 2013

by Smythe

ANIME IS BLOOD posted:

ship the game windows

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Will this game be ported to android?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

8 track betamax posted:

Will this game be ported to android?

this is forums poster Windows 98, aswbm, not forums poster Android [sugary_neckbeard_confection]

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i for one am concerned about this lapse in dev updates

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

8 track betamax posted:

Will this game be ported to android?

If SIB moves development to Unity3d, Android deployment shouldn't be too hard.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Absurd Alhazred posted:

If SIB moves development to Unity3d, Android deployment shouldn't be too hard.

i know what all those words mean and it will happen in that way and in that order.

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


loving lol op. if it's not too late please put me in a psychedelic underwater kingdom. thinking I need the player to help me assassinate Good King Bubblebeard of the mermen, well beloved by all, for I wouldst be king. I give the player the smith and wesson trident revolver, Bubblebeard's only weakness. in a twist, however, it turns out that it cannot fire underwater due to a flaw in the firing mechanism, and the attempted coup fails. in response to the player's assassination attempt Good King Bubblebeard implements an oppressive surveillance state and the last utopia in the world falls.

quest reward: a large supply of Mermaid's Tears, harvested from the eyes of the downtrodden merpeople, which can be used for crafting or sold to the candy factory to make Mermaid Gummies and Mermaid Cola. you know, for kids

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug
Is it on Steam yet?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Make sure to add a sad kingdom where ITT threads are forbidden.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



i wish i could be apart of this game but i picked up the rights to it so i have to shovel some poo poo out

Applewhite posted:

Make sure to add a sad kingdom where ITT threads are forbidden.

also when coach and nooner set up their profiles the game locks them out until they pay :10bux: to continue for another six hours or so

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
A kingdom where.....ITT threads are rounded up and........executed? :homebrew:

MiracleWhale
Jun 30, 2015


ITK you may not discuss a hypothetical situation where you are a different person than your actual self

Pastry Mistakes
Apr 6, 2009

Please put me in the game. I don't care where, just know that I love Photoshop, the Venture Bros, and doom metal.

Myrddin_Emrys
Mar 27, 2007

by Hand Knit
Would love to be part of this. I love this style of game.

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
This game is deader than Bruce Wayne's parents guys.

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



No this is how early access works

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Windows 98 posted:

This game is deader than Bruce Wayne's parents guys.



im loving working on it

and since when have you branched out into batman expertise, spiderguy?

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Hello, I am a sounds and musics generator. How many musics does this game need? I charge by the kilogram (I'm Canadian :canada:)

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Hello, I am a sounds and musics generator. How many musics does this game need? I charge by the kilogram (I'm Canadian :canada:)

about 15kg should do it, dump it out back and look under the trash can for your :10bux:

Ahundredbux
Oct 25, 2007

The right to bear arms
put my balls on all the coins in the game please

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

im loving working on it

and since when have you branched out into batman expertise, spiderguy?

This game is deader than Uncle Ben

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

about 15kg should do it, dump it out back and look under the trash can for your :10bux:

Well drat, I WANT to get paid for this, but I also don't want to bankrupt the whole operation. :ohdear:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Windows 98 posted:

This game is deader than Uncle Ben

oh, so you're saying it's deader than Wulf Sternhammer (I only understand strontium dog and judge dredd references)


Rupert Buttermilk posted:

Well drat, I WANT to get paid for this, but I also don't want to bankrupt the whole operation. :ohdear:

it's $10 canadian, the used sandwich bag it's crumpled up inside is worth more

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



when i've finished the cyoa i will make this dead gay game, that'll show you

Hogge Wild
Aug 21, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Pillbug

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

when i've finished the cyoa i will make this dead gay game, that'll show you

I'll quote this post so that you can't edit away your promise.

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
So pumped for this also how will you be handling the crafting mechanics?

ishikabibble
Jan 21, 2012

Will there be hats?

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

i have no idea what any of this is about or if anything has gotten done, but i couldn't miss the opportunity to stroke my ego by being put into a dead gay RPG. sign me up as an NPC.

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



8 track betamax posted:

So pumped for this also how will you be handling the crafting mechanics?

yes!


ishikabibble posted:

Will there be hats?

sure!


symbolic posted:

i have no idea what any of this is about or if anything has gotten done, but i couldn't miss the opportunity to stroke my ego by being put into a dead gay RPG. sign me up as an NPC.

ok!

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i am picking up development on that video game windows was making

it's going to be called "Someting Awful : The Last Mod" and you get to play asd shovel boy

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

don't play putty's version he doesn't have my artistic vision or fortitude and it'll jsut be a mario 64 reskin

i reiterate Putty is stepping all over my intellectual property and i'll kick your rear end if you play hsi games

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Saint Isaias Boner posted:

i reiterate Putty is stepping all over my intellectual property and i'll kick your rear end if you play hsi games

Could you link to his version so that I... uh.... can report it to the USPTO?

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Absurd Alhazred posted:

Could you link to his version so that I... uh.... can report it to the USPTO?

no, get out of here man

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Will I be able to pilot my own starship and have other players be crew on my starship?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
i like video games (:

Saint Isaias Boner
Jan 17, 2007

posting is magic



Applewhite posted:

Will I be able to pilot my own starship and have other players be crew on my starship?

yes

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Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Will there be a toilet peripheral that scans the poops I take and renders them real-time into my ship's toilet?

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